Just got back from a fancy dress party....

silvine · 27-10-2011 08:38AM

So these gimps were slagging you all night and coming onto your missus and you just took it?

Is your missus still with you or is she still at the party looking for a real man?

She's ****ing Superman.

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:39AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yeah we've already established you're unemployed! Must be difficult being an ex con and all.

It's hard out there for a pimp!

ex-con....i never said that

just been in the cells a few nights for bein DnD

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:39AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

People who go to fancy dress parties not dressed up makes me sooooo angry. It takes 2 minutes to get a costume together, not a good one of course, but you can always pull something out of the wardrobe, or add a lick of face paint. If not you're just lame.

Having a fancy dress party in mine Saturday night and I have warned people I won't let them in the door unless they are in costume. And I'm not even joking

/rant

Can I come?

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:41AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Only if you bring your missus!

all her mates are tramps so ya can take yer pick stuffins

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:43AM

jimpump wrote: »

all her mates are tramps so ya can take yer pick stuffins

Is she better lookin than her mates?

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:44AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Is she better lookin than her mates?

if not the better question is if she's trampier.

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:44AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Is she better lookin than her mates?

yer seriously askin me that? GTFO

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:45AM

jimpump wrote: »

yer seriously askin me that? GTFO

sounds like a no, so she's easier than her mates?

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:45AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

People who go to fancy dress parties not dressed up makes me sooooo angry. It takes 2 minutes to get a costume together, not a good one of course, but you can always pull something out of the wardrobe, or add a lick of face paint. If not you're just lame.

Having a fancy dress party in mine Saturday night and I have warned people I won't let them in the door unless they are in costume. And I'm not even joking

/rant

cough snob cough

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:46AM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

sounds like a no, so she's easier than her mates?

eh no, dont be trollin.....i aint jumpin for no bait

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:47AM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

if not the better question is if she's trampier.

Well if she's the best looking i'll give her a bash! Sure it's not as if her fella is gonna come after me is it?

At least i'll have a few weeks head start while he takes boxing lessons!

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:48AM

jimpump wrote: »

eh no, dont be trollin.....i aint jumpin for no bait

hardly trolling as you're 6'2 17 stone and can scrap so good.

Clearly herself isn't hotter than her mates which means she must be easier than them.

themandan6611 · 27-10-2011 08:49AM

this trend has given me an early morning smile, well played OP.

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:49AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Well if she's the best looking i'll give her a bash! Sure it's not as if her fella is gonna come after me is it?

At least i'll have a few weeks head start while he takes boxing lessons!

Well apparently there was lads coming onto her last night, so if he stands by while other men ejaculate on her I'd say it'd be interesting to find out where the line is!

I reckon go for it:cool:

irishejit · 27-10-2011 08:50AM

Is it too late in the thread to be getting popcorn???

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:51AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Well if she's the best looking i'll give her a bash! Sure it's not as if her fella is gonna come after me is it?

At least i'll have a few weeks head start while he takes boxing lessons!

mate id squash ya with my left testicle

who needs to have manny pacquios boxing technique when i could lift ya up and throw ya in the canal.....brock lesnar style ha

MugMugs · 27-10-2011 08:53AM

To summarise.

The OP is a 6Ft 2in 17 Stone ex Convict who has spent his "time" in the cells for inability to control his consumption of Alcohol.

He attended a party with his "mott/beur" but did not dress in Fancy Dress. He was subsequently heckled by those who were in fancy dress abeit wearing fake tan and string vests etc...

The OP has now expressed an interest in joining a local boxing club in order to further enhance his appearance and disway any further heckling from the Fake Tan Bridgade.

All the while, while the OP was being disrespected his "mott/beur" was in the cloakroom with Bananaman discovering why exactly he is called that.

Instead of working, the OP prefers to read books and today shall be mainly spending his time in the North Dublin area of Coolock and would like anybody free to join him for a drink.

BBDBB · 27-10-2011 08:53AM

jimpump wrote: »

mate id squash ya with my left testicle

who needs to have manny pacquios boxing technique when i could lift ya up and throw ya in the canal.....brock lesnar style ha

bit late to be getting all macho isnt it?

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:54AM

jimpump wrote: »

mate id squash ya with my left testicle

who needs to have manny pacquios boxing technique when i could lift ya up and throw ya in the canal.....brock lesnar style ha

Lad i'm of similar size to you so I don't think you'd be doing that to me. Especially since Jean Claude Van Damme is my uncle and he taught me everything he knows when I was a kid.

Needless to say, these days I am a great dancer

Dunny · 27-10-2011 08:54AM

Great early morn read, this.

Your basically a pussy, wouldnt go near "these dopes" so came home to threatin people on the net! Big man you.!:D

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:56AM

MugMugs wrote: »

To summarise.

The OP is a 6Ft 2in 17 Stone ex Convict who has spent his "time" in the cells for inability to control his consumption of Alcohol.

He attended a party with his "mott/beur" but did not dress in Fancy Dress. He was subsequently heckled by those who were in fancy dress abeit wearing fake tan and string vests etc...

The OP has now expressed an interest in joining a local boxing club in order to further enhance his appearance and disway any further heckling from the Fake Tan Bridgade.

All the while, while the OP was being disrespected his "mott/beur" was in the cloakroom with Bananaman discovering why exactly he is called that.

Instead of working, the OP prefers to read books and today shall be mainly spending his time in the North Dublin area of Coolock and would like anybody free to join him for a drink.

the mott has been with me all night so dont be gettin any fantasies to **** over later

MugMugs · 27-10-2011 08:57AM

jimpump wrote: »

the mott has been with me all night so dont be gettin any fantasies to **** over later

Oh my.... That aspect of the summary was the only positive bit you had going for you. :eek:

foxyboxer · 27-10-2011 08:57AM

jimpump wrote: »

i went dressed normally(jeans and shirt) since i only heard about the party at the last minute, but the **** talk i got was from these eejits was unreal

luckily i aint a violent person or there would have been scraps with some of these dopes dressed as jersey shore douches, super hero wannabees etc., thinking theyre great cos they spent 5 mins dressing up and i didnt

i know i might be still a bit drunk but im joining my local boxing club asap, and see if they start then!!

Why didn't you just say you were there as Michael O'Leary and have done with it?

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:58AM

jimpump wrote: »

the mott has been with me all night so dont be gettin any fantasies to **** over later

Later??

Am I the only one who........... never mind...........

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:59AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Lad i'm of similar size to you so I don't think you'd be doing that to me. Especially since Jean Claude Van Damme is my uncle and he taught me everything he knows when I was a kid.

Needless to say, these days I am a great dancer

lad im a lover not a fighter....but for you ill make an exception and squash yer pee brain

im in darndale but i doubt you'd have the balls to have a pint with me here, maybe somewhere else???

foxyboxer · 27-10-2011 08:59AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

People who go to fancy dress parties not dressed up makes me sooooo angry. It takes 2 minutes to get a costume together, not a good one of course, but you can always pull something out of the wardrobe, or add a lick of face paint. If not you're just lame.

Having a fancy dress party in mine Saturday night and I have warned people I won't let them in the door unless they are in costume. And I'm not even joking

/rant

I wear glasses. If I scrawl a red lightning bolt on my forehead and say I'm a middle aged Harry Potter would you let me in?

Oranage2 · 27-10-2011 09:00AM

MugMugs wrote: »

To summarise.

The OP is a 6Ft 2in 17 Stone ex Convict who has spent his "time" in the cells for inability to control his consumption of Alcohol.

He attended a party with his "mott/beur" but did not dress in Fancy Dress. He was subsequently heckled by those who were in fancy dress abeit wearing fake tan and string vests etc...

The OP has now expressed an interest in joining a local boxing club in order to further enhance his appearance and disway any further heckling from the Fake Tan Bridgade.

All the while, while the OP was being disrespected his "mott/beur" was in the cloakroom with Bananaman discovering why exactly he is called that.

Instead of working, the OP prefers to read books and today shall be mainly spending his time in the North Dublin area of Coolock and would like anybody free to join him for a drink.

I'm around coolock all day, I'm up for this AH Coolock beers - Where is it?

I vote the blacker

MagicMarker · 27-10-2011 09:01AM

jimpump wrote: »

lad im a lover not a fighter....but for you ill make an exception and squash yer pee brain

im in darndale but i doubt you'd have the balls to have a pint with me here, maybe somewhere else???

An ex con from Darndale.

Oh yeah, definitely a lover and not a fighter.

MugMugs · 27-10-2011 09:01AM

jimpump wrote: »

lad im a lover not a fighter....but for you ill make an exception and squash yer pee brain

im in darndale but i doubt you'd have the balls to have a pint with me here, maybe somewhere else???

Why does your location of "Darndale" play any significance here ?

jimpump · 27-10-2011 09:02AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Lad i'm of similar size to you so I don't think you'd be doing that to me. Especially since Jean Claude Van Damme is my uncle and he taught me everything he knows when I was a kid.

Needless to say, these days I am a great dancer

oh and chuck norris is my 2nd cousin so that beats yer jean van damme any day

Just got back from a fancy dress party....

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