Just got back from a fancy dress party....

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:05AM #1

i went dressed normally(jeans and shirt) since i only heard about the party at the last minute, but the **** talk i got was from these eejits was unreal

luckily i aint a violent person or there would have been scraps with some of these dopes dressed as jersey shore douches, super hero wannabees etc., thinking theyre great cos they spent 5 mins dressing up and i didnt

i know i might be still a bit drunk but im joining my local boxing club asap, and see if they start then!!

MagicMarker · 27-10-2011 08:08AM

Get a job, peasant.

TheZohanS · 27-10-2011 08:09AM

Why wait to join a boxing club? Head out on the streets now and start challenging random people to fights, you have the element of surprise on your side.

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:10AM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Get a job, peasant.

i study so up yours

what you do?

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:11AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Why wait to join a boxing club? Head out on the streets now and start challenging random people to fights, you have the element of surprise on your side.

yeah cos prison cells are great craic????

hardCopy · 27-10-2011 08:13AM

jimpump wrote: »

TheZohan wrote: »

Why wait to join a boxing club? Head out on the streets now and start challenging random people to fights, you have the element of surprise on your side.

yeah cos prison cells are great craic????

But you get a free costume!

stupidusername · 27-10-2011 08:13AM

I thought this was another one of them regular early morning spam attempts.

That is all.

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:16AM

jimpump wrote: »

yeah cos prison cells are great craic????

Good man! You're one of the few to discover that loophole where it's legal to beat someone up in the street once you've taken a couple of boxing lessons! Bravo!

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:17AM

hardCopy wrote: »

But you get a free costume!

ah i suppose, might aswell go beating up a few old grannies just to get a mountjoy uniform for another halloween party!!! :eek:

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:17AM

jimpump wrote: »

i study so up yours

what you do?

You were told to get a job, not read a book.

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:21AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Good man! You're one of the few to discover that loophole where it's legal to beat someone up in the street once you've taken a couple of boxing lessons! Bravo!

trust me if you were there you would have needed the patience of a saint not to react to these dopes. they were comin onto me mott aswell, dunno how me knuckles arent purple!

mackg · 27-10-2011 08:21AM

jimpump wrote: »

i went dressed normally(jeans and shirt) since i only heard about the party at the last minute, but the **** talk i got was from these eejits was unreal

luckily i aint a violent person or there would have been scraps with some of these dopes dressed as jersey shore douches, super hero wannabees etc., thinking theyre great cos they spent 5 mins dressing up and i didnt

i know i might be still a bit drunk but im joining my local boxing club asap, and see if they start then!!

Never mind boxing OP, what you need is a gun.:pac:

jaykay74 · 27-10-2011 08:21AM

jimpump wrote: »

i know i might be still a bit drunk but im joining my local boxing club going to have a moan about it online asap, and see if they start then!!

FYP

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:22AM

jimpump wrote: »

trust me if you were there you would have needed the patience of a saint not to react to these dopes. they were comin onto me mott aswell, dunno how me knuckles arent purple!

from dragging the hairy things along the ground all the time?

TheZohanS · 27-10-2011 08:23AM

jimpump wrote: »

they were comin onto me mott aswell, dunno how me knuckles arent purple!

Because you can't box and were afraid to defend your maidens honour?

mackg · 27-10-2011 08:25AM

If you hated the party so much why stay until 8 in the morning.

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:26AM

jimpump wrote: »

trust me if you were there you would have needed the patience of a saint not to react to these dopes. they were comin onto me mott aswell, dunno how me knuckles arent purple!

So these gimps were slagging you all night and coming onto your missus and you just took it?

Is your missus still with you or is she still at the party looking for a real man?

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:26AM

mackg wrote: »

If you hated the party so much why stay until 8 in the morning.

Coz his bird was busy making new friends

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:27AM

mackg wrote: »

Never mind boxing OP, what you need is a gun.:pac:

i wouldnt waste a bullet on the pricks

90% at the party were grand, but them spray tanned mofos deserved a slap at the very least

stupidusername · 27-10-2011 08:27AM

Does your girlfriend mind being called 'mott'?

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:29AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Because you can't box and were afraid to defend your maidens honour?

trust me pal, at 17 stone and 6'2 i can fairly scrap....just dont wanna get locked up ever again

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:30AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Does your girlfriend mind being called 'mott'?

its a dublin thing man, just like beur down the country

stupidusername · 27-10-2011 08:31AM

jimpump wrote: »

its a dublin thing man, just like beur down the country

Great story,but that's not what I asked.

Raze_them_all · 27-10-2011 08:32AM

jimpump wrote: »

trust me pal, at 17 stone and 6'2 i can fairly scrap....just dont wanna get locked up ever again

lol doesn't mean you can scrap it just means you can sit on people.

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MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:32AM

jimpump wrote: »

trust me pal, at 17 stone and 6'2 i can fairly scrap....just dont wanna get locked up ever again

Ah, hardened criminal are we?

So you're a 6'2, 17 stone ex con and these lads were giving you stick and chatting up your bird in front of you?

Sounds believable!

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:33AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

So these gimps were slagging you all night and coming onto your missus and you just took it?

Is your missus still with you or is she still at the party looking for a real man?

oh i would love to have a pint with you stuffins...yer gas

fancy going for a 1 later?? ill be in coolock all day bro

jimpump · 27-10-2011 08:35AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ah, hardened criminal are we?

So you're a 6'2, 17 stone ex con and these lads were giving you stick and chatting up your bird in front of you?

Sounds believable!

well? ill buy the 1st one

lager,cider or stout?

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:35AM

jimpump wrote: »

oh i would love to have a pint with you stuffins...yer gas

fancy going for a 1 later?? ill be in coolock all day bro

Yeah we've already established you're unemployed! Must be difficult being an ex con and all.

It's hard out there for a pimp!

Oranage2 · 27-10-2011 08:36AM

jimpump wrote: »

oh i would love to have a pint with you stuffins...yer gas

fancy going for a 1 later?? ill be in coolock all day bro

Is this one of those coming out of the closet thread?

MrStuffins · 27-10-2011 08:37AM

jimpump wrote: »

well? ill buy the 1st one

lager,cider or stout?

Only if you bring your missus!

Princess Peach · 27-10-2011 08:37AM

People who go to fancy dress parties not dressed up makes me sooooo angry. It takes 2 minutes to get a costume together, not a good one of course, but you can always pull something out of the wardrobe, or add a lick of face paint. If not you're just lame.

Having a fancy dress party in mine Saturday night and I have warned people I won't let them in the door unless they are in costume. And I'm not even joking

/rant

Just got back from a fancy dress party....

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