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Pop quiz of the day.

  • 26-10-2011 04:12PM
    #1
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭


    What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

    First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.


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  • #2
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    both carbon based


  • #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    They've both recorded albums?


  • #4
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Are they both satan-worshipping coprophiliacs?


  • #5
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    They can both eat a French loaf sideways.


  • #6
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Are they both cúnts?
    I know one of them definitely is!


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  • #7
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Close but no cookie. The clue is in the prize.


  • #8
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    wayfarers wrote: »
    Close but no cookie. The clue is in the prize.

    They both like vouchers ?


  • #9
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    both their favourite person is a four foot high, stuck up, arrogant cúnt


  • #10
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    both wear high heel shoes.


  • #11
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    Should it not say first correct answer out of the postbag?


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  • #12
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    or both have fcuked a president.


  • #13
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.


  • #14
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Well according to well placed sources they now share a very special bond. The type of bond that costs you in school fees, clothes, food etc until it reaches 18 and writes a book about its experiences.


  • #15
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    ballsymchugh wrote: »
    it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.

    Where do you want your voucher sent to?! Or will we leave it behind the counter at the nearest brach to you?


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    ballsymchugh wrote: »
    it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.

    Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..


  • #17
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Carla Bruni is a serial midget fvcker?


  • #18
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    What a load of bollocks.


  • #19
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    wayfarers wrote: »
    What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

    First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.
    wayfarers wrote: »
    Well according to well placed sources they now share a very special bond. The type of bond that costs you in school fees, clothes, food etc until it reaches 18 and writes a book about its experiences.

    what are you on about? rumours.


  • #20
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Reoil wrote: »
    What a load of bollocks.

    Ali Hewson is that you?


  • #21
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    mattjack wrote: »
    Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..

    both of those are the uncool kind of threesomes..


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  • #22
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    mattjack wrote: »
    Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..

    I thought she had been assassinated?


  • #23
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    donalg1 wrote: »
    I thought she had been assassinated?

    Not yet but soon....soon.


  • #24
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    sensibleken wrote: »
    Not yet but soon....soon.

    wash your mouth out.....she's our little princess


  • #25
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    They're both having kids?


  • #26
    horseplay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭horseplay


    carla bruni sang the song bang bang (my baby shot me down) originally written by sonny 'bono' ...... maybe ????


  • #27
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,842 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    1. go to twitter.com/search
    2. enter 'bono carlo bruni'
    3. ???????
    4. Profit


  • #28
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    They both love Bono?


  • #29
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    wayfarers wrote: »
    What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

    First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.

    This pop quiz is open to all sorts of lawsuits. I could argue that both Bono and Carla Bruni like to spend time in the South of France or that Bono and Bruni's favourite tennis player is Andy Murray and I'd have been right, but you claim to have a particular answer in mind, that's corrupt, for shame.


  • #30
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I give up. What's the answer?


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  • #31
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    They both called Jacques Chirac a wanker?

    Maybe.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCwJ6pxHjew


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