Pop quiz of the day.

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 3:12pm #1

What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.

sensibleken · 26-10-2011 3:30pm

both carbon based

The King of Moo · 26-10-2011 3:31pm

They've both recorded albums?

Gee Bag · 26-10-2011 3:31pm

Are they both satan-worshipping coprophiliacs?

ejmaztec · 26-10-2011 3:33pm

They can both eat a French loaf sideways.

sbsquarepants · 26-10-2011 3:38pm

Are they both cúnts?
I know one of them definitely is!

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 3:39pm

Close but no cookie. The clue is in the prize.

MungBean · 26-10-2011 3:40pm

wayfarers wrote: »

Close but no cookie. The clue is in the prize.

They both like vouchers ?

sensibleken · 26-10-2011 3:40pm

both their favourite person is a four foot high, stuck up, arrogant cúnt

mattjack · 26-10-2011 3:40pm

both wear high heel shoes.

donalg1 · 26-10-2011 3:40pm

Should it not say first correct answer out of the postbag?

mattjack · 26-10-2011 3:41pm

or both have fcuked a president.

ballsymchugh · 26-10-2011 3:42pm

it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 3:42pm

Well according to well placed sources they now share a very special bond. The type of bond that costs you in school fees, clothes, food etc until it reaches 18 and writes a book about its experiences.

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 3:43pm

ballsymchugh wrote: »

it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.

Where do you want your voucher sent to?! Or will we leave it behind the counter at the nearest brach to you?

mattjack · 26-10-2011 3:44pm

ballsymchugh wrote: »

it was a threesome between bono and sarkozy and the missus that got her knocked up. it's all about paternity tests now.

Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..

Gee Bag · 26-10-2011 3:45pm

Carla Bruni is a serial midget fvcker?

Reoil · 26-10-2011 3:45pm

What a load of bollocks.

hondasam · 26-10-2011 3:46pm

wayfarers wrote: »

What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.

wayfarers wrote: »

Well according to well placed sources they now share a very special bond. The type of bond that costs you in school fees, clothes, food etc until it reaches 18 and writes a book about its experiences.

what are you on about? rumours.

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 3:47pm

Reoil wrote: »

What a load of bollocks.

Ali Hewson is that you?

ballsymchugh · 26-10-2011 3:51pm

mattjack wrote: »

Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..

both of those are the uncool kind of threesomes..

donalg1 · 26-10-2011 3:53pm

mattjack wrote: »

Bono ? I was thinking bout Dana..

I thought she had been assassinated?

sensibleken · 26-10-2011 4:03pm

donalg1 wrote: »

I thought she had been assassinated?

Not yet but soon....soon.

mattjack · 26-10-2011 4:08pm

sensibleken wrote: »

Not yet but soon....soon.

wash your mouth out.....she's our little princess

marcbrophy · 26-10-2011 4:08pm

They're both having kids?

horseplay · 26-10-2011 4:43pm

carla bruni sang the song bang bang (my baby shot me down) originally written by sonny 'bono' ...... maybe ????

retalivity · 26-10-2011 4:45pm

1. go to twitter.com/search
2. enter 'bono carlo bruni'
3. ???????
4. Profit

podgemonster · 26-10-2011 5:22pm

They both love Bono?

WoollyRedHat · 26-10-2011 5:23pm

wayfarers wrote: »

What do the wife of the French president and the frontman of Ireland's biggest rock group have in common?

First correct question out of the postbag gets a voucher for Mothercare.

This pop quiz is open to all sorts of lawsuits. I could argue that both Bono and Carla Bruni like to spend time in the South of France or that Bono and Bruni's favourite tennis player is Andy Murray and I'd have been right, but you claim to have a particular answer in mind, that's corrupt, for shame.

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 5:28pm

I give up. What's the answer?

OutlawPete · 26-10-2011 5:29pm

They both called Jacques Chirac a wanker?

Maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCwJ6pxHjew

foxyboxer · 26-10-2011 5:29pm

After Hours going down the tubes. Exhibit A.

hondasam · 26-10-2011 5:30pm

wayfarers wrote: »

Well according to well placed sources they now share a very special bond. The type of bond that costs you in school fees, clothes, food etc until it reaches 18 and writes a book about its experiences.

westendgirlie wrote: »

I give up. What's the answer?

This is the answer.

mattjack · 26-10-2011 5:31pm

westendgirlie wrote: »

I give up. What's the answer?

Twice and last monday...and 42.

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 5:36pm

Ah right <no idea>

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 8:57pm

A poster got the answer in the first page. Just read back.

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 9:02pm

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

This pop quiz is open to all sorts of lawsuits. I could argue that both Bono and Carla Bruni like to spend time in the South of France or that Bono and Bruni's favourite tennis player is Andy Murray and I'd have been right, but you claim to have a particular answer in mind, that's corrupt, for shame.

Shame on who? I know what I know, I'm not the first person and won't be the last to discuss this subject.

Kasabian · 26-10-2011 9:04pm

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

This pop quiz is open to all sorts of lawsuits. I could argue that both Bono and Carla Bruni like to spend time in the South of France or that Bono and Bruni's favourite tennis player is Andy Murray and I'd have been right, but you claim to have a particular answer in mind, that's corrupt, for shame.

Are you the Edge?

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 9:19pm

Is Bono the daddy of Carla's baby ????

wayfarers · 26-10-2011 9:22pm

westendgirlie wrote: »

Is Bono the daddy of Carla's baby ????

You're too late to win the voucher, someone beat you to it.

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 9:23pm

Did the baby pop out wearing sunglasses?

hondasam · 26-10-2011 9:27pm

westendgirlie wrote: »

Did the baby pop out wearing sunglasses?

No singing with or without you

daaave · 26-10-2011 9:28pm

is bono pregnant?

westendgirlie · 26-10-2011 9:30pm

Ah well sure give the baby a rattle and hum a little lullaby and it will be happy

holystungun9 · 26-10-2011 9:35pm

wayfarers wrote: »

Close but no cookie. The clue is in the prize.

Mothercare voucher???

Ans= your mother

*to be fair, we all have something in common with mother

WoollyRedHat · 26-10-2011 9:46pm

Kasabian wrote: »

Are you the Edge?

No I'm the other guy.

ballsymchugh · 26-10-2011 10:14pm

wayfarers wrote: »

Where do you want your voucher sent to?! Or will we leave it behind the counter at the nearest brach to you?

can i cash my voucher in?!!

Archeron · 26-10-2011 10:36pm

If these rumours are true the whole world will think everybody in Ireland deliberately kerploded the economy in order to distract sarkozy while bono bonked his sexy missus. I feel another emergency summit coming on.

Pop quiz of the day.

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