Presidential Election 2018

paulosham · 25-10-2011 11:19PM #1

So the farce that is the 2011 Irish presidential election campaign is almost over and I for one will be glad to see the back of most of the contestants nominees. It got me thinking though, how bad is it going to be next time, and who will be throwing their hat into the ring? Here's my prediction.

The Nominees

Patrick Bartholomew Ahern
Johnny Logan
Gabriel Mary Byrne
Amanda Brunker
Brian Dowling
Charlie Bird
Dana

25-10-2011 11:20PM

The young lad from Crystal Swing.

Immaculate Pasta · 25-10-2011 11:21PM

Jedward

*shudders*

I wouldn't mind Michael Flatley though :cool:

DEFTLEFTHAND · 25-10-2011 11:24PM

Bertie will probably chance his arm.

tigger123 · 25-10-2011 11:24PM

Fine Gael want a presidential election every 5 years, for real ...:eek:

Dotrel · 25-10-2011 11:25PM

Larry Murphy

SafeSurfer · 25-10-2011 11:27PM

Our German overlords will have an "overseer" firmly ensconced in the Viceregal Lodge by that stage.

Gee Bag · 25-10-2011 11:27PM

Bono.

Because everytime he wanted to speak in public he'd have to ask for permission first.

JerryHandbag · 25-10-2011 11:29PM

Vincent Browne
Bob Geldof
Tony Cascarino
Nell McCafferty
Shirley Temple Bar
Brendan Gleeson

hondasam · 25-10-2011 11:29PM

Pat kenny
Miriam O Callaghan
Joe Duffy
Bono
Bob Geldof

Amirani · 25-10-2011 11:30PM

tigger123 wrote: »

Fine Gael want a presidential election every 5 years, for real ...:eek:

Ah, seems they're taking the monkeys recreating the works of Shakespeare approach.

the groutch · 25-10-2011 11:30PM

Ivana Bacik
Joe Duffy
Eamonn Dumphy
Louis Walsh
Kevo that used to be on the RTE kids shows
Dana

Saila · 25-10-2011 11:31PM

that jaguar is very popular, maybe we should put him in

maglite · 25-10-2011 11:33PM

Dustin?

I mean if they let Dana try?

admiralofthefleet · 25-10-2011 11:35PM

serious answer - geraldine kennedy

Pepe LeFrits · 25-10-2011 11:42PM

I'll be 35 then, I'll run.

Vote boardsie, vote Pep!

... though I suspect Sinn Fein would look through my 19 years of posting on boards for dirt

nice_very · 26-10-2011 01:35AM

I only turned 35 this year, so was too late to run.. Anyone want to fund me for when Mickie D kicks it* the next election?

* if he gets it

La_Gordy · 26-10-2011 01:40AM

I bet our Gerry Adams will run.

woodoo · 26-10-2011 01:45AM

Ronan Keating

Keith Duffy

Hector

Dana again

Some Polish Guy

And Daithi

mackg · 26-10-2011 01:46AM

Dana

G_R · 26-10-2011 01:52AM

There'll definitely be Dana, of course, wouldn't be a Presidential Race if Dana wasn't there, it's tradition at this stage!

G_R · 26-10-2011 01:55AM

woodoo wrote: »

...

Hector

...

Could you imagine!

KEEP HER LIT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd emigrate. Instantly.

John Doe1 · 26-10-2011 02:07AM

His excellency, Rev Dr. John Doe1

The reanimated corpse of Kevin Barry

A black fella

Morlar · 26-10-2011 02:09AM

Peter Robinson.

tonycascarino · 26-10-2011 02:22AM

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Vincent Browne
Bob Geldof
Tony Cascarino
Nell McCafferty
Shirley Temple Bar
Brendan Gleeson

Thank you. I'm convinced I have what it takes.;)

Dotrel · 26-10-2011 02:23AM

tonycascarino wrote: »

Thank you. I'm convinced I have what it takes.;)

Is your citizenship still good?

Pompey Magnus · 26-10-2011 03:04AM

Gee Bag wrote: »

Bono.

Because everytime he wanted to speak in public he'd have to ask for permission first.

We would need to move the Aras to the Netherlands before good old Bono would consider the role, after all it would be unfair of us to expect him to pay tax in this country on his Presidential salary.

mrak · 26-10-2011 11:07AM

Michael Flatley.

Snakeblood · 26-10-2011 11:09AM

Zig
Zag
Podge
Rodge

lucylu · 26-10-2011 11:13AM

I reckon Pat Spillane will run
if U2 are talking about splitting I reckon Bono will run too.

foxyboxer · 26-10-2011 11:16AM

Joe Duffy.

Presidential Election 2018

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