stupid scams we won the nigerian lotto

Well I was the millionth visitor to a website this week. Can't wait for my new car to arrive!

jamiecoins wrote: »

must get about 5 emails a weak from a nigerian saying i either won the lotto or im a direct anncestor of muhamid blamalama

Junk them. Easy.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yeah. I once subscribed to Boards.






Nah, not really!

It was nice the way you fixed his spelling mistake when you quoted him!

jamiecoins wrote: »

must get about 5 emails a weak from a nigerian saying i either won the lotto

What's the first prize? Duplex in Ongar?

the groutch wrote: »

if you don't want spam, don't use a .com email address, simples

Is that it? Coz I don't get spam, and I'm on *****@live.ie

jamiecoins wrote: »

usually about 50 million usd

but i only have to pay a fee to get it transfered lol

grrrr scammers

50 Mill?! Go for it! And let us know how ya get on.:p

jamiecoins wrote: »

im with @live.ie aswell

get alot of other spam aswell

You must be a crapmagnet. I can't explain it any other way.

nigeria schmnigeria.

my old cousin anderson was hiking in china and came to an unfortunate end. looks like i'm the only one left that is eligible to his 60m dollar fortune, but the fcker who's sorting it out for me wants half.
i'll get him yet!

Here's one I got recently, I save them because they're funny to read over.

Dear friend:

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* Many world products be showes in ONLINE STORE @WEB@: ¡îhttp:/www.bagcher.in¡î

* Please visit our website if your intersting,we hope to we can doing long and best business in future with you. In order to bulid long businessship, we will provide you products with top brand, good quality, competitive price, timely and safely delivery,

* Happy Purchase :-)

I mostly get spam about penis enlargement or Canadian meds.

Oh I keep getting one about a widows grant from the US

Got this email recently

Hello ,

I just went through your Email/resume and i believe you have
all it takes to be employed for this job position ,I need a Personal
Assistant to help me monitor and keep up to date with all my
activities.I have had a previous Personal Assistant who has been very
commendable in her activities and who has been part of my life for the
past 6 months, she has since returned to her country. I sincerely hope
I will be able to find someone again who will be as efficient as she
has been.

I'm SIMON DENT , 54 yrs of age, originally from germany, I
spent a whole lot of my life in United-Kingdom.United-State and Italy
. I'm a lawyer by profession and I have been pretty successful in a
handful of ventures I get involved in; from the Angel Investment
Network in Canada and United State to various welfare and community
service programs, I most very often get my hands occupied, so it is
imperative for me to have a worthy assistant who can monitor and keep
me up to date with my activities.

As my assistant, your activities amongst other things will include.

*Running personal errands, supervisions and monitoring.
*Scheduling programs, flights and keeping me up to date with them.
*Acting as an alternative telephone correspondence when I'm away.
*Making regular contacts and drop-offs on my behalf.
*Handling and monitoring some of my financial activities.

Basic wage is 300 euro a week

This position is home-based and flexible, working with me is basically
about instructions and following them, my only fear is that I may come
at you impromptu sometimes, so I need someone who can be able to meet
up with my irregular timings.There is also a very sensitive issue on
trust and accountability which I believe will resolve itself as time
goes on. This is only an introductory e-mail, as time goes on we
should be able to arrange a proper meeting to get things started
officially.

I'm currently in the London in United Kingdom for a summit, however, I
do have a number of things you could help me with this week if you
will be available for me. This can act as a stable foundation to our
working relationship.

If You will be available for this job position , send me a confirmation e-mail.

Hope to hear from you again.
Cheers.
simon dent
where are you located now???????


Hello Simon,
>
> I accept your offer, the position sounds excellent and i hope we can start
> working as soon as possible. I am located in cork Ireland.
>
> Look forward to hearing from you again,
>
>
> Tom.




Hi tom
>
> That means you are ready to take the job position am offering ,
> I'm sure you'll understand I tend to have a very busy schedule at this
> point. Please note that this position is not office based for now because of
> my frequent travels and tight schedules, it's a part-time, work from home
> basis and the flexibility means that there will be busier weeks than others,
> so it's a little difficult judging the exact number of hours you'll be doing
> per week. If you can manage your time properly, this job may even give you
> some extra while you do something else on the side. As I have said, I'd want
> us to get a head start with things as soon as possible. I do have a pile up
> of work and a number of unattended chores which you can immediately assist
> me with and i hope we can meet up with the workload eventually.
>
>
> Permit me to use the coming week to test your efficiency and diligence
> towards all this, also to work out your time schedule and fit it to mine. I
> really need to find the perfect person for this job, I'm confident you can
> take up the challenge and on the long run we should have a relatively sound
> working relationship between us. I am glad you are willing to work with me
> and i promise to be a good boss. I am also glad on the commitment in
> working. I have been checking my files and what i would want you to do for
> me this week is to run some errands out to some of the orphanage home, I do
> that every new month.
>
>
> The funds will be in form of check and it will be issued to you including
> your 300 euro first week payment, am going to email the list of what to do
> to you as soon as i compile them all but it will be better to wait till you
> get the fund before i give you the list . You will make some arrangements by
> buying some stuff for the orphanage kids at any nearest store around .
>
>
> For your application for this job position , i want you to get back to me
> with your information as requested in the list below :
>
> FIRST NAME ..................... SURNAME..................
> HOME ADDRESS(NOT P.O BOX).................
>
> CITY ...........STATE..............ZIP CODE............
> PHONE NUMBER (S) ........................
> PRESENT OCCUPATION.................... ....
> GENDER.............
> AGE..........
>
>
> Once i received your contact information as requested above i will get back
> to you with the task for next week. Please understand you will be paid for
> the first week immediately ( Check Payment ) as i have stated in my message
> above ,its important for me to have everything setup before i get back from
> my trip. Hope i am clear with that.
>
>
> Get back with your Info asap..
>
> SIMON DENT.
> +447024069993

"You be the mugu, I be the master
Oyinbo I go chop your dollar, I go take your money dissapear
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner"