When's the last time you've had sex?

My name is URL · 23-10-2011 09:19PM #1

It's about 4 months since I've done the deed. Perhaps the longest I've gone without since I was 18 :eek: My mates are starting to get worried about it I think!

tbh, it doesn't bother me that much. It would have last year.. I reckon I'd be tearing my hair out with frustration by now =p

I'm a 28 year old singleton and kind of enjoy life that way, I don't go out nearly as often as I used to.. which I'm sure has a lot to do with this dry spell.

So, to get an idea of how 'usual' I am in this regard.. How old are you?, when did you last have sex?, and do you crave it as much as you thought you would?

I know these polls are really inaccurate, especially when private.. and I'm not making it pubic, so please answer honestly and only vote for one option for each question. =p

orourkeda · 23-10-2011 09:20PM

I went almost two years without so much as getting a look at a fanny.

But then that probably doesnt come a s a surprise does it?

34

OutlawPete · 23-10-2011 09:20PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm not making it pubic..

I'll be honest so

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:21PM

24

Friday

I'd have sex 24/7 if I could

flutterflye · 23-10-2011 09:21PM

That's a bit personal don't you think?
If you must know, I'm having sex right now.
No really, a few days - don't know how many.
Oh, and I'm 26.

Kasabian · 23-10-2011 09:21PM

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

InkSlinger67 · 23-10-2011 09:23PM

52 years and counting, back when I was 22 and still had all my original teeth.

I have my old Geronimo sock hanging from the radiator ready to go!

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:24PM

Kasabian wrote: »

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

Virgin?

GLaDOS · 23-10-2011 09:26PM

21, Tuesday, sex is awesome.

effluent · 23-10-2011 09:26PM

Over two years.

I'm 22, nearly 23. Male

Not really that bothered about it, I'd rather have something more meaninful than a one night stand.

thesandeman · 23-10-2011 09:27PM

Ah the advantages of Boards Mobile. I can answer a poll with one hand while having sex with the other.

Darlughda · 23-10-2011 09:27PM

Months and months ago. I don't give a rat's ass anymore.

I used to make sure I had at least one shag a year, just so I didn't feel 'wrong'. Bollix to that now, bad sex is bad sex.

I am tired of pretending to want to have sex, just so to do it.

I would rather masturbate for the rest of my life, to be honest, than have sex with someone I am just not really into. That's just me. Each to their own.

minidazzler · 23-10-2011 09:27PM

22 and got it yesterday morning, though didn't finish. Had it 2 nights ago and did. That was the first "intercourse" I had had since Oxegen, have hooked up since but only oral and clumsy hands.

Wetai · 23-10-2011 09:31PM

thesandeman wrote: »

Ah the advantages of Boards Mobile. I can answer a poll with one hand while having sex with the other.

You can answer a poll with one hand while holding your pole with the other?
Yo dawg..

Gummy Panda · 23-10-2011 09:32PM

Giant Panda mating season is between March and May. When mating, the female is in a crouching, head-down position as the male mounts her from behind.

Roll on March!

msg11 · 23-10-2011 09:32PM

Kasabian wrote: »

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

Group ? Count me in pal.

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:33PM

orourkeda wrote: »

I went almost two years without so much as getting a look at a fanny.

But then that probably doesnt come a s a surprise does it?

34

34? :eek:

I always had you down as a teenager

Kasabian · 23-10-2011 09:33PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Virgin?

Yes with 2 kids.

ronnie3585 · 23-10-2011 09:34PM

effluent wrote: »

Over two years.

I'm 22, nearly 23. Male

Not really that bothered about it, I'd rather have something more meaninful than a one night stand.

A ****?

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:35PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Yes with 2 kids.

Aww it's amazing what IVF treatment can do for families.

Super-Rush · 23-10-2011 09:36PM

I'm happy for this to continue.....................................................

..........................but.......................................

Please don't fcuking ruin it with flirting.

orourkeda · 23-10-2011 09:37PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

34? :eek:

I always had you down as a teenager

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Kasabian · 23-10-2011 09:37PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Aww it's amazing what IVF treatment can do for families.

Yes it is, you get a free car with each successful treatment. You should give it a go, might get you out of the house.

EdenHazard · 23-10-2011 09:37PM

neverrrrrrrr ha..kinda embarassing well i dont think its but people seem to make it a big deal. i wouldnt be desperate to have sex with just anyone. i mean if a hot girl wanted id be all over it but not just gonna get it out of the way for the sake of it

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:37PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Yes, yes you do.

Kasabian · 23-10-2011 09:38PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Yes, it's all the **** you talk about.

OneArt · 23-10-2011 09:39PM

I've always found it to be really awkward, smelly and boring. Never really saw the appeal of licking the parts that people use to urinate from

So yeah I try to avoid it!

orourkeda · 23-10-2011 09:39PM

Kasabian wrote: »

Yes, it's all the **** you talk about.

Down with that sort of thing.

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:39PM

super-rush wrote: »

I'm happy for this to continue.....................................................

..........................but.......................................

Please don't fcuking ruin it with flirting.

Heeeyyyyy babes

xXxXx

:pac:

stupidusername · 23-10-2011 09:40PM

Surprised at some of the ages myself.

I'm 27 and it's been around ...going on 3months I think. Feelin a bit antsy about it now,but not too bad at all. As Darughla said no sex can be better than bad sex.

Cill Dara Abu · 23-10-2011 09:40PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

last thursday, im 25, and would crave it 24/7 tbh

Are you a wimmin?

When's the last time you've had sex?

How old are you?, when did you last have sex?, and do you crave it as much as you tho 2198 votes

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