When's the last time you've had sex?

My name is URL

It's about 4 months since I've done the deed. Perhaps the longest I've gone without since I was 18 :eek: My mates are starting to get worried about it I think!

tbh, it doesn't bother me that much. It would have last year.. I reckon I'd be tearing my hair out with frustration by now =p

I'm a 28 year old singleton and kind of enjoy life that way, I don't go out nearly as often as I used to.. which I'm sure has a lot to do with this dry spell.

So, to get an idea of how 'usual' I am in this regard.. How old are you?, when did you last have sex?, and do you crave it as much as you thought you would?

I know these polls are really inaccurate, especially when private.. and I'm not making it pubic, so please answer honestly and only vote for one option for each question. =p

orourkeda

I went almost two years without so much as getting a look at a fanny.

But then that probably doesnt come a s a surprise does it?

34

OutlawPete

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm not making it pubic..

I'll be honest so

Cill Dara Abu

24

Friday

I'd have sex 24/7 if I could

flutterflye

That's a bit personal don't you think?
If you must know, I'm having sex right now.
No really, a few days - don't know how many.
Oh, and I'm 26.

Kasabian

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

InkSlinger67

52 years and counting, back when I was 22 and still had all my original teeth.

I have my old Geronimo sock hanging from the radiator ready to go!

Cill Dara Abu

Kasabian wrote: »

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

Virgin?

GLaDOS

21, Tuesday, sex is awesome.

effluent

Over two years.

I'm 22, nearly 23. Male

Not really that bothered about it, I'd rather have something more meaninful than a one night stand.

thesandeman

Ah the advantages of Boards Mobile. I can answer a poll with one hand while having sex with the other.

Darlughda

Months and months ago. I don't give a rat's ass anymore.

I used to make sure I had at least one shag a year, just so I didn't feel 'wrong'. Bollix to that now, bad sex is bad sex.

I am tired of pretending to want to have sex, just so to do it.

I would rather masturbate for the rest of my life, to be honest, than have sex with someone I am just not really into. That's just me. Each to their own.

minidazzler

22 and got it yesterday morning, though didn't finish. Had it 2 nights ago and did. That was the first "intercourse" I had had since Oxegen, have hooked up since but only oral and clumsy hands.

Wetai

thesandeman wrote: »

Ah the advantages of Boards Mobile. I can answer a poll with one hand while having sex with the other.

You can answer a poll with one hand while holding your pole with the other?
Yo dawg..

Gummy Panda

Giant Panda mating season is between March and May. When mating, the female is in a crouching, head-down position as the male mounts her from behind.

Roll on March!

msg11

Kasabian wrote: »

None of your business. Sex is a private matter only to be shared with the group that were there.

Group ? Count me in pal.

Cill Dara Abu

orourkeda wrote: »

I went almost two years without so much as getting a look at a fanny.

But then that probably doesnt come a s a surprise does it?

34

34? :eek:

I always had you down as a teenager

Kasabian

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Virgin?

Yes with 2 kids.

ronnie3585

effluent wrote: »

Over two years.

I'm 22, nearly 23. Male

Not really that bothered about it, I'd rather have something more meaninful than a one night stand.

A ****?

Cill Dara Abu

Kasabian wrote: »

Yes with 2 kids.

Aww it's amazing what IVF treatment can do for families.

Super-Rush

I'm happy for this to continue.....................................................












..........................but.......................................


Please don't fcuking ruin it with flirting.

orourkeda

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

34? :eek:

I always had you down as a teenager

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Kasabian

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Aww it's amazing what IVF treatment can do for families.

Yes it is, you get a free car with each successful treatment. You should give it a go, might get you out of the house.

EdenHazard

neverrrrrrrr ha..kinda embarassing well i dont think its but people seem to make it a big deal. i wouldnt be desperate to have sex with just anyone. i mean if a hot girl wanted id be all over it but not just gonna get it out of the way for the sake of it

Cill Dara Abu

orourkeda wrote: »

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Yes, yes you do.

Kasabian

orourkeda wrote: »

Oh FFS. Do I really sound that immature?

Yes, it's all the **** you talk about.

OneArt

I've always found it to be really awkward, smelly and boring. Never really saw the appeal of licking the parts that people use to urinate from

So yeah I try to avoid it!

orourkeda

Kasabian wrote: »

Yes, it's all the **** you talk about.

Down with that sort of thing.

Cill Dara Abu

super-rush wrote: »

I'm happy for this to continue.....................................................












..........................but.......................................


Please don't fcuking ruin it with flirting.

Heeeyyyyy babes xXxXx


:pac:

stupidusername

Surprised at some of the ages myself.

I'm 27 and it's been around ...going on 3months I think. Feelin a bit antsy about it now,but not too bad at all. As Darughla said no sex can be better than bad sex.

Cill Dara Abu

candy-gal1 wrote: »

last thursday, im 25, and would crave it 24/7 tbh

Are you a wimmin?

orourkeda

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Yes, yes you do.

Marvellous.

Saila

sense, the poll makes none

candy-gal1

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Are you a wimmin?

yes, yes i am lol, but yeah i know, ive been told on more than one occaison i have the mind of a man in many aspects

msg11

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Heeeyyyyy babes xXxXx


:pac:

ASL ?

:pac:

Kiera

OneArt wrote: »

I've always found it to be really awkward, smelly and boring. Never really saw the appeal of licking the parts that people use to urinate from

So yeah I try to avoid it!

Wow!

Shpuds

Thursday, can't beat make up sex! I did go 8 months without few years ago, I'd say I would have rode Enda Kenny into the deep ocean I was gagging for it so much!

orourkeda

Theres no way 39 boards posters have rode another human in the last month

starlit

never ever...oh wrong thread...not applicable:eek:

So how many wimmen have received PMs after posting in this thread?

26 and about 2 weeks ago.

Cill Dara Abu

msg11 wrote: »

ASL ?

:pac:

14/f/cali

:pac:

OneArt

Shpuds wrote: »

Thursday, can't beat make up sex! I did go 8 months without few years ago, I'd say I would have rode Enda Kenny into the deep ocean I was gagging for it so much!

I wouldn't advise doing that kind of thing with eyeliner pencils...

starbelgrade

Does beastiality count?

minidazzler

I will always believe that guys who won't give a girl head are completely undeserving of sex. Some people will say "It's about personal preference" But really. They don't deserve sex.

My name is URL

minidazzler wrote: »

I will always believe that guys who won't give a girl head are completely undeserving of sex. Some people will say "It's about personal preference" But really. They don't deserve sex.

It hurts my neck

Surely if you're giving a girl head then it's not really a girl ...?

Gummy Panda

minidazzler wrote: »

I will always believe that guys who won't give a girl head are completely undeserving of sex. Some people will say "It's about personal preference" But really. They don't deserve sex.

Lick it before you stick it

stupidusername

My name is URL wrote: »

It hurts my neck

Try a different position

Cill Dara Abu

My name is URL wrote: »

It hurts my neck

69

Heh

Red Hand

Deleted User wrote: »

Surely if you're giving a girl head then it's not really a girl ...?

That actually made me laugh out loud.:pac:

Dammit, so that's what was wrong...she had a penis!

minidazzler

My name is URL wrote: »

It hurts my neck

Do stretches and get your hands on a copy of the kama sutra. There are so many different positions that won't hurt!