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First Alcohol Drink in over 4 years

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    woodoo wrote: »
    Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?

    Dont do it! Youll go mad like Henry Sellers from Father Ted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    woodoo wrote: »
    Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?

    Well yes and no.....always used to spend a lot of time in London following Arsenal...so when in London I used to drink but back home I didn't really...just the odd glass of wine...somehow can't drink beer only Real ale...so was kind of easy :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Well yes and no.....always used to spend a lot of time in London following Arsenal...so when in London I used to drink but back home I didn't really...just the odd glass of wine...somehow can't drink beer only Real ale...so was kind of easy :)

    All i can say is


    GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU CHIEF!


    Enjoy OP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Fullers Honey Dew is nicer OP :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 906 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!

    No, he didn't. He drank fortified wine called sack.
    Yo, OP, get yerself some fortified wine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Theres as thing on Sky News of a bloke with a massive erection scaling Big Ben shouting about fox hunting. That you OR?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.


    Oh and make sure you see Big Ben or the Millenium Dome, have a great holiday OP.

    There is something seriously wrong with you.

    That is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    stovelid wrote: »
    Fullers Honey Dew is nicer OP :)

    Never tried ...must give it a go :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 906 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    No, he didn't. He drank fortified wine called sack.
    Yo, OP, get yerself some fortified wine!

    I mean this Old Falstaff...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    If you're into decent ales get some Black Sheep into you. I've heard there's a few places around London that serve it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.


    Oh and make sure you see Big Ben or the Millenium Dome, have a great holiday OP.

    maygitchell for President


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!

    Thank You :) I'm filling up here :)


    More DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    I'm never drinking again :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭thomasm


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    I'm never drinking again :(

    Was it a good night then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    thomasm wrote: »
    Was it a good night then

    Very Good :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    How's the head?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    How's the head?

    Head is actually fine now...felt slightly bad when I woke up but planning on heading downstairs to the gym in the next hour or so


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Head is actually fine now...felt slightly bad when I woke up but planning on heading downstairs to the gym in the next hour or so
    Good luck with that. I might go back to bed and get some more sleep :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Just having my first beer in 4 1/2 years :):):):):):):):):)

    In London and drinking London Pride :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

    Didyou score?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    I'm never drinking again :(

    Lmao :D
    We could see that coming, nothing wrong with a blow out now and again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    Hope you enjoyed the few drinks OP.

    I went back on it after an 8 year stint a few years back when a sister of mine got married. I had circa 7 pints of Guinness and was like the proverbial boiled sh1te for about a day and a half after it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 662 ✭✭✭fran oconnor


    That'll teach you's to go off the drink hehe, I'm off out for some early pints to hopefully see Liverplop get beaten today..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Green Back


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Head is actually fine now...felt slightly bad when I woke up but planning on heading downstairs to the gym in the next hour or so


    I salute you sir.
    Morning after the night before, after four years without any booze and you're talking about going to the gym!!!

    Not to mention being a long term carer.

    If it wasnt for you being a Gooner I'd consider you a living saint.

    Good job. Hope you had a great time and enjoy the rest of the weekend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Gym schmim, get up, friend breakfast, on the batter and tell us all about it as you go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Thank You everyone for your very kind comments :)

    For the rest of the night you will find me in the Hotel bar :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Thank You everyone for your very kind comments :)

    For the rest of the night you will find me in the Hotel bar :D


    Dude, yer in Lahndan, home to some smashing pubs. I'm pretty sure AH could send you somewhere better than the hotel bar. You nauf or saff of ve riveh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Dude, yer in Lahndan, home to some smashing pubs. I'm pretty sure AH could send you somewhere better than the hotel bar. You nauf or saff of ve riveh?

    It is actually a really nice bar...not like a Hotel one at all...though full of American Airlines crew


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Thank You everyone for your very kind comments :)

    For the rest of the night you will find me in the Hotel bar :D

    Cheers! Mine's a large G&T, slice 'n ice with Tonic innit! (In it - geddit?) :p


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