First Alcohol Drink in over 4 years

OPENROAD

Just having my first beer in 4 1/2 years :):):):):):):):)

In London and drinking London Pride :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

4leto

Congratulations, but your hangover will be horrendous.

hondasam

Don't go too mad, you will be sick. No more than five or six.

Custardpi

Lovely stuff London Pride, on tap presumably over there. Why'd you stop? Living in Saudi? Medical reasons? In prison?

flash1080

OPENROAD wrote: »

Just having my first beer in 4 1/2 years :):):):):):):):)

In London and drinking London Pride :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

I'll drink to that.

Tabnabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Ra7hQoHpE

Worth waiting for :cool:

celticcrash

Why did you stop?

Temptamperu

Im sorry you fell of the wagon

maygitchell

Son, I am disappoint

OPENROAD

Custardpi wrote: »

Lovely stuff London Pride, on tap presumably over there. Why'd you stop? Living in Saudi? Medical reasons? In prison?

I'm a full time carer for my mum .... and well just kind of stopped...my last drink was in London and always promised myself my next one would be also...this is the first break I have taken in that time

stupidusername

Jesus well done you. being a carer is so tough. enjoy your break.

Cavehill Red

Fair play. Sounds like if anyone ever deserved a drink and a good night out, it's yourself.

May you have a merry evening altogether, and wake up tomorrow fresher than a windy day in Achill!

James__10

released from prison today OP?

Professey Chin

Enjoy it! Well deserved

YOull be absolutely fcuked in minutes though :pac:

Custardpi

OPENROAD wrote: »

I'm a full time carer for my mum .... and well just kind of stopped...my last drink was in London and always promised myself my next one would be also...this is the first break I have taken in that time

Fair play, you should let your hair down properly then & show the Londoners how we Irish roll, even after 4 years. I recommend shots of whiskey next, followed by out of tune singing of rebel songs. Cheers!

JONJO THE MISER

Oh no you fell off the wagon:(

fran oconnor

Its great to see people back on the piss.

D1stant

OPENROAD wrote: »

I'm a full time carer for my mum .... and well just kind of stopped...my last drink was in London and always promised myself my next one would be also...this is the first break I have taken in that time

Thou art indeed a fair knight and may thee sniff cocaine off a royal maids arse tonighteth alsoeth

whirlpool

Way to make the rest of us feel **** about ourselves :mad:



Enjoy!

BBDBB

good man yerself

enjoy it


you deserve it

Killer Pigeon

OPENROAD wrote: »

Just having my first beer in 4 1/2 years :):):):):):):):)

In London and drinking London Pride :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

Why man, why?

I mean where's your dignity?

Chuck Stone

I like happy beer stories me.

Enjoy.

maygitchell

Wait a sec, if youre in london, whos looking after your mum??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgbUBoxa48

ITS_A_BADGER

get ****ed OP and ride all around ya

FloatingVoter

Whatever / whoever you do, don't ring your ma pissed. It always ends badly.
BTW....Have a virtual beer on my virtual tab.:p

Chris P. Bacon

Enjoy it you definitely deserve it.

maygitchell

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

get ****ed OP and ride all around ya

Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.


Oh and make sure you see Big Ben or the Millenium Dome, have a great holiday OP.

4leto

If you are still here take it easy op, but do have a fantastic time, 4 years a carer if I was there I would buy you a drink myself.

JerryHandbag

No better place, Olde London Towne. Enjoy!

phasers

Be sure to get some deliciously disgusting fried food on the way home op and remember: no glove no love.

Ghandee

Fair play OP!


both for looking after your mum, and having the will Power to stay of the beer for such a long time.



You should be extremely proud of yourself!

Now go drink to that!

woodoo

Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?

maygitchell

woodoo wrote: »

Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?

Dont do it! Youll go mad like Henry Sellers from Father Ted!

OPENROAD

woodoo wrote: »

Where you a big drinker before you stopped. I've been off it 5 years and wonder what its like after so long?

Well yes and no.....always used to spend a lot of time in London following Arsenal...so when in London I used to drink but back home I didn't really...just the odd glass of wine...somehow can't drink beer only Real ale...so was kind of easy

maygitchell

OPENROAD wrote: »

Well yes and no.....always used to spend a lot of time in London following Arsenal...so when in London I used to drink but back home I didn't really...just the odd glass of wine...somehow can't drink beer only Real ale...so was kind of easy

All i can say is


GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU CHIEF!


Enjoy OP!

stovelid

Fullers Honey Dew is nicer OP

JohnFalstaff

This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!

Cavehill Red

JohnFalstaff wrote: »

This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!

No, he didn't. He drank fortified wine called sack.
Yo, OP, get yerself some fortified wine!

D1stant

Theres as thing on Sky News of a bloke with a massive erection scaling Big Ben shouting about fox hunting. That you OR?

Ghandee

maygitchell wrote: »

Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.


Oh and make sure you see Big Ben or the Millenium Dome, have a great holiday OP.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

That is all.

OPENROAD

stovelid wrote: »

Fullers Honey Dew is nicer OP

Never tried ...must give it a go

JohnFalstaff

Cavehill Red wrote: »

No, he didn't. He drank fortified wine called sack.
Yo, OP, get yerself some fortified wine!

I mean this Old Falstaff...

Custardpi

If you're into decent ales get some Black Sheep into you. I've heard there's a few places around London that serve it.

JerryHandbag

maygitchell wrote: »

Here here! Get langered, pissed, stoned, cúnted, banged, sniff some coke of the anal ring of a portugese hooker, smash some cúnts face in just because he looked at you in a queer way, fúck him, he shouldnt have been staring at you or your birds arse, bring two women back to your hotel room, and use one as a makeshift condom to fúck the other, or go bareback, because lets face it youll probably jizz on their face and fúck them right out of there, just in time to order a pizza from room service, then when the big titted night porter delivers it, you shove your knob inside the pizza asking her "fancy some pepperoni?", then you fúck her too, and then she invites her hot asian friend up, whos just after breaking up with her boyfriend because there was "sum ting wong", so they snog each other for your pleasure while you fap yourself to oblivion.


Oh and make sure you see Big Ben or the Millenium Dome, have a great holiday OP.

maygitchell for President

OPENROAD

JohnFalstaff wrote: »

This is why I love boards. In those first ten posts my reaction went from vaguely amused, to curious, to genuinely touched. Openroad, it sounds like you've more than earned that night out. Have one on me at the chimes of midnight. Old Falstaff always enjoyed a jar of London's ale!

Thank You I'm filling up here


More DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPENROAD

I'm never drinking again

thomasm

OPENROAD wrote: »

I'm never drinking again

Was it a good night then

OPENROAD

thomasm wrote: »

Was it a good night then

Very Good

Paddy Cow

How's the head?

OPENROAD

Paddy Cow wrote: »

How's the head?

Head is actually fine now...felt slightly bad when I woke up but planning on heading downstairs to the gym in the next hour or so

Paddy Cow

OPENROAD wrote: »

Head is actually fine now...felt slightly bad when I woke up but planning on heading downstairs to the gym in the next hour or so

Good luck with that. I might go back to bed and get some more sleep