Who was the first human to milk a cow?

Sunnyisland · 14-10-2011 09:06AM #1

:) No presidential debates last night so i was Looking at the Tv and there was an ad on that asked the very simple but important question who was the first human to milk a cow and how did the idea spring to mind

:D Answers please moo

Sunnyisland · 14-10-2011 09:06AM

And dont say my mother :-)

token101 · 14-10-2011 09:09AM

Yer ma!

I don't think you'll get a name, probably because they didn't keep archives in 5000 BC

AlmightyCushion · 14-10-2011 09:09AM

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzUKD0paUZ4

the groutch · 14-10-2011 09:11AM

Billy Connolly wants his joke back

cosmicfart · 14-10-2011 09:13AM

The first person to milk a cow was a man, who strangely enough, wasnt in it for the milk!!

longshanks · 14-10-2011 09:15AM

Who were the first people to farm? Was it the early Sumerians?

Biggins · 14-10-2011 09:15AM

realies wrote: »

:) No presidential debates last night so i was Looking at the Tv and there was an ad on that asked the very simple but important question who was the first human to milk a cow and how did the idea spring to mind :D Answers please moo

Your talking about 10,000 years ago at least and you'd be looking towards Africa (Egypt) and possibly India as regards mixed animal and agricultural farming starting off from there firstly.
Homo sapiens, early man who in groups started to grow in community numbers rather than just scatterings, arrived in northern Europe around 30,000 - 40,000 years ago, possibly from those regions and through obvious necessity, learned to adapt and survive - lucky for us!

ejmaztec · 14-10-2011 09:16AM

the groutch wrote: »

Billy Connolly wants his joke back

I wonder when the first joke was told, and what it was about?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Nobody.

Why not?

Because doors haven't been invented, you Neanderthal twat.

Cookie_Monster · 14-10-2011 09:17AM

The real question is who was the first cow to be milked and did she get kicks out of it?

Lady Chuckles · 14-10-2011 09:17AM

A farmer?

donalg1 · 14-10-2011 09:17AM

What happens a cow if it doesnt get milked?

Biggins · 14-10-2011 09:21AM

donalg1 wrote: »

What happens a cow if it doesnt get milked?

It usually dries up over time, becoming very uncomfortable for a while while her udder is over-full. Not being milked triggers hormones that signals the cow to stop producing milk unless it has another calf.

ejmaztec · 14-10-2011 09:21AM

donalg1 wrote: »

What happens a cow if it doesnt get milked?

It turns into a giant pie and explodes.

Orando Broom · 14-10-2011 09:23AM

How about those Clippers, eh?

2 stroke · 14-10-2011 09:24AM

I recon sheep and goats were milked first. They've got much nicer tits.

Guill · 14-10-2011 09:24AM

A

Biggins wrote: »

It usually dries up over time, becoming very uncomfortable for a while while her udder is over-full. Not being milked triggers hormones that signals the cow to stop producing milk unless it has another calf.

B

It turns into a giant pie and explodes.

I hope B is true.

--Kaiser-- · 14-10-2011 09:29AM

Such an udderly stupid question.
You see a cow, see a calf feeding off a cow.
Note that the calf feeds off a cow the same way a baby feeds off a mother.
Pretty flucking obvious if you ask me

WhatNowForUs? · 14-10-2011 09:31AM

Biggins wrote: »

Your talking about 10,000 years ago at least and you'd be looking towards Africa (Egypt) and possibly India as regards mixed animal and agricultural farming starting off from there firstly.
Homo sapiens, early man who in groups started to grow in community numbers rather than just scatterings, arrived in northern Europe around 30,000 - 40,000 years ago, possibly from those regions and through obvious necessity, learned to adapt and survive - lucky for us!

But the world is only 2011 years old and a bit added on. We just knew how to milk God told us.

Biggins · 14-10-2011 09:33AM

WhatNowForUs? wrote: »

But the world is only 2011 years old and a bit added on. We just knew how to milk God told us.

See my signature.

Sunnyisland · 14-10-2011 02:37PM

see this thread went a bit sour

redzerologhlen · 14-10-2011 02:47PM

donalg1 wrote: »

What happens a cow if it doesnt get milked?

A good chance she will get mastitis

leggit · 14-10-2011 02:55PM

This thread is udder crap, I mean moove on already

Johro · 14-10-2011 02:59PM

realies wrote: »

:) No presidential debates last night so i was Looking at the Tv and there was an ad on that asked the very simple but important question who was the first human to milk a cow and how did the idea spring to mind :D Answers please moo

I saw that ad, there's a bit where this cow goes: 'Milk me Brian', only it's a male voice. :rolleyes:
Eejits.

Johro · 14-10-2011 03:02PM

leggit wrote: »

This thread is udder crap, I mean moove on already

Don't have a cow man..

tfitzgerald · 14-10-2011 03:05PM

A few quick jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, sheep, and a goat?
A: The milky baa kid

Q: What goes oom oom?
A: A cow walking backwards.

Now time to moove on to an udder thread

Iwannahurl · 14-10-2011 03:05PM

Adam. Or Eve.

Otherwise what did they put on their cornflakes or in their tea?

argosy2006 · 14-10-2011 03:06PM

I'm sure who ever it was was not looking for milk ,
that was just a surprise ,

Fart · 14-10-2011 03:11PM

I wonder if the first dude who milked the cow took the money shot?

Kat1170 · 14-10-2011 03:32PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I wonder when the first joke was told, and what it was about?.

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Mr.Crinklewood · 14-10-2011 03:35PM

cosmicfart wrote: »

The first person to milk a cow was a man, who strangely enough, wasnt in it for the milk!!

Pull the udder one.

Who was the first human to milk a cow?

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