People who say Hiya should be shot

dulpit · 10-10-2011 12:35PM #1

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

Shoki · 10-10-2011 12:36PM

How dare she greet you?!?! :eek:

stovelid · 10-10-2011 12:37PM

Is this the kind of stuff that occupies your mind during the working day?

No wonder the country is fucked.

fryup · 10-10-2011 12:38PM

what would you prefer....hows she cuttin?

jaffa20 · 10-10-2011 12:38PM

I say it all the time. Alot more friendlier than Hi or Hello!

old hippy · 10-10-2011 12:39PM

Salutations, Mr Pumblechook.

I hope you will not take offence but may I suggest there are worse ways to be greeted or acknowledged?

I refer you to my colleague of old, who upon entering the place of work would regale us with a hearty bellow "alright, c**ts?"

Yours Sincerely.

Mr oh ESQ

du Maurier · 10-10-2011 12:39PM

I say, "How do you do?"

Badgermonkey · 10-10-2011 12:40PM

OP, :mad::mad::mad:

That sh1t annoys me.

Quit it.

10-10-2011 12:40PM

what the fcuk is wrong with hiya

Saila · 10-10-2011 12:40PM

dulpit wrote: »

in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

theres your problem

Temptamperu · 10-10-2011 12:41PM

Hiya,
I think you should be dragged around behind a car until you realise what is and is not important.

SV · 10-10-2011 12:41PM

I'll just tell ya to go fúck yourself in future so.

Carstuck · 10-10-2011 12:42PM

Hiya all,

Nope have no problem using it at all

cosmicfart · 10-10-2011 12:43PM

I concur completely. Everyone should have one of those gob stopper thing ala Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction inserted so that any possible annoying words cant be vocalised.

OakeyDokey · 10-10-2011 12:43PM

Seriously! It's only a greeting, there's far worse things to be said out there than Hiya!

theteal · 10-10-2011 12:43PM

stay away from karate class, op

Turtyturd · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

du Maurier wrote: »

I say, "How do you do?"

OhhiyaduMaurier /bad Simpsons reference.

lamai · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

HIYA

10-10-2011 12:44PM

Sexual Tension...

God in heaven man, just ask her out.

Kojak · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

Hiya OP, how's she hangin'?

stovelid · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

From: your workmates
Sent: 10 October 2011
To: dulpit
Subject: re: hiya

Hiya

Get back to work and stop fucking whinging

Kind regards

Yuur workmates

P.S Hiya

Skid · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

Hiya Dulpit,

You have little to be worrying about.

Regards,

Skid.

efb · 10-10-2011 12:44PM

Story bud!

Wattle · 10-10-2011 12:47PM

I say good evening even if its the morning.

How bout 'Alright Head'?

For Forks Sake · 10-10-2011 12:47PM

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/23/128981884899537513.jpg

My name is URL · 10-10-2011 12:48PM

Isn't that the sound someone makes as they hit you in the neck with a karate chop? I'd be worried if I was you, OP

Crazy Horse 6 · 10-10-2011 12:49PM

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

You sad sad person.

efb · 10-10-2011 12:50PM

first world problems...

fran oconnor · 10-10-2011 12:53PM

Racist, you should be banged up for two months.

old hippy · 10-10-2011 12:54PM

cosmicfart wrote: »

I concur completely. Everyone should have one of those gob stopper thing ala Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction inserted so that any possible annoying words cant be vocalised.

Hmm. I do hope, Mr Gas Giant, that such an insertion is not confused with other eye watering insertions taking place in the aforementioned motion picture?

leggit · 10-10-2011 12:55PM

A nice "howya" or possibly a "heya love"

People who say Hiya should be shot

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