People who say Hiya should be shot

dulpit · 10-10-2011 11:35am #1

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

Shoki · 10-10-2011 11:36am

How dare she greet you?!?! :eek:

stovelid · 10-10-2011 11:37am

Is this the kind of stuff that occupies your mind during the working day?

No wonder the country is fucked.

fryup · 10-10-2011 11:38am

what would you prefer....hows she cuttin?

jaffa20 · 10-10-2011 11:38am

I say it all the time. Alot more friendlier than Hi or Hello!

old hippy · 10-10-2011 11:39am

Salutations, Mr Pumblechook.

I hope you will not take offence but may I suggest there are worse ways to be greeted or acknowledged?

I refer you to my colleague of old, who upon entering the place of work would regale us with a hearty bellow "alright, c**ts?"

Yours Sincerely.

Mr oh ESQ

du Maurier · 10-10-2011 11:39am

I say, "How do you do?"

Badgermonkey · 10-10-2011 11:40am

OP, :mad::mad::mad:

That sh1t annoys me.

Quit it.

10-10-2011 11:40am

what the fcuk is wrong with hiya

Saila · 10-10-2011 11:40am

dulpit wrote: »

in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

theres your problem

Temptamperu · 10-10-2011 11:41am

Hiya,
I think you should be dragged around behind a car until you realise what is and is not important.

SV · 10-10-2011 11:41am

I'll just tell ya to go fúck yourself in future so.

Carstuck · 10-10-2011 11:42am

Hiya all,

Nope have no problem using it at all

cosmicfart · 10-10-2011 11:43am

I concur completely. Everyone should have one of those gob stopper thing ala Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction inserted so that any possible annoying words cant be vocalised.

OakeyDokey · 10-10-2011 11:43am

Seriously! It's only a greeting, there's far worse things to be said out there than Hiya!

theteal · 10-10-2011 11:43am

stay away from karate class, op

Turtyturd · 10-10-2011 11:44am

du Maurier wrote: »

I say, "How do you do?"

OhhiyaduMaurier /bad Simpsons reference.

lamai · 10-10-2011 11:44am

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

HIYA

10-10-2011 11:44am

Sexual Tension...

God in heaven man, just ask her out.

Kojak · 10-10-2011 11:44am

Hiya OP, how's she hangin'?

stovelid · 10-10-2011 11:44am

From: your workmates
Sent: 10 October 2011
To: dulpit
Subject: re: hiya

Hiya

Get back to work and stop fucking whinging

Kind regards

Yuur workmates

P.S Hiya

Skid · 10-10-2011 11:44am

Hiya Dulpit,

You have little to be worrying about.

Regards,

Skid.

efb · 10-10-2011 11:44am

Story bud!

Wattle · 10-10-2011 11:47am

I say good evening even if its the morning.

How bout 'Alright Head'?

For Forks Sake · 10-10-2011 11:47am

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/23/128981884899537513.jpg

My name is URL · 10-10-2011 11:48am

Isn't that the sound someone makes as they hit you in the neck with a karate chop? I'd be worried if I was you, OP

Crazy Horse 6 · 10-10-2011 11:49am

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

You sad sad person.

efb · 10-10-2011 11:50am

first world problems...

fran oconnor · 10-10-2011 11:53am

Racist, you should be banged up for two months.

old hippy · 10-10-2011 11:54am

cosmicfart wrote: »

I concur completely. Everyone should have one of those gob stopper thing ala Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction inserted so that any possible annoying words cant be vocalised.

Hmm. I do hope, Mr Gas Giant, that such an insertion is not confused with other eye watering insertions taking place in the aforementioned motion picture?

leggit · 10-10-2011 11:55am

A nice "howya" or possibly a "heya love"

Mister-M5 · 10-10-2011 11:56am

fryup wrote: »

what would you prefer....hows she cuttin?

Jaysus she cuhhin like a hoh knife trew buhher

old hippy · 10-10-2011 11:56am

fran oconnor wrote: »

Racist, you should be banged up for two months.

May I urge you Ms O' Connor, to kindly keep to the subject in hand, less all manner of beastly unpleasantness should fall upon us?

JerryHandbag · 10-10-2011 11:56am

I'd rather hear "hiya" than "sup?"

Lando Griffin · 10-10-2011 11:56am

In my local Aldi the only greeting you get is Cash or Laser.

Irish Guitarist · 10-10-2011 12:07pm

Hiya. I think that's a bit harsh. Cheerio.

starbelgrade · 10-10-2011 12:10pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

In my local Aldi the only greeting you get is Cash or Laser.

I shopped in Aldi once.

I went in for a loaf of bread & came out with a tin of Russian sardines and a snorkel.

force eleven · 10-10-2011 12:18pm

'Aw right bud, staary?' is far worse.

sh1tstirrer · 10-10-2011 12:20pm

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

What's your greeting?

old hippy · 10-10-2011 12:21pm

force eleven wrote: »

'Aw right bud, staary?' is far worse.

Certainly might not be the ideal greeting in the workplace but I suppose that would depend where one works...

Standard Toaster · 10-10-2011 12:23pm

Firm.....but fair.

Riddle101 · 10-10-2011 12:32pm

Well it's better then "story bud" I can tell you.

candy-gal1 · 10-10-2011 12:39pm

heya is quite acceptable tbh, could be a lot worse

alriiiiiiiiiiite buuuuuuud

:rolleyes:

candy-gal1 · 10-10-2011 12:42pm

JerryHandbag wrote: »

I'd rather hear "hiya" than "sup?"

sup

wtf, are you a black rapper :rolleyes:

IrishZeus · 10-10-2011 12:42pm

Its because people like her more than you, isn't it?

efb · 10-10-2011 12:57pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

In my local Aldi the only greeting you get is Cash or Laser.

that German efficiency...

Meesared · 10-10-2011 1:02pm

Hiya OP

maygitchell · 10-10-2011 1:04pm

Hiya is a sluttier form of hello

StephenHendry · 10-10-2011 1:16pm

i generall say

hows it going
whats the story
well

pickarooney · 10-10-2011 1:21pm

Do you work with Miss Piggy?

Dub88 · 10-10-2011 1:23pm

dulpit wrote: »

There is a girl who works with me, she's our bookkeeper, and she is on the phone quite a bit throughout the day. She constantly says "Hiya", and it is driving me round the bend :mad:

Another person in this shambles of an office starts internal emails with Hiya. :mad::mad:

Is there anything that can be done to rid us of the plague of such a stupid salute?

Gob****e

People who say Hiya should be shot

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