Should nightclubs be divided into a good looking part and non-goodlooking areas?

John Doe1 · 01-10-2011 09:14PM #1

It would mean more of a chance of scoring for the less good looking and less unwanted pestering for the more aesthetically pleasing by the normals:D

TimeToShine · 01-10-2011 09:16PM

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AJJ2010 · 01-10-2011 09:18PM

Who decides who goes where?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 01-10-2011 09:18PM

How would you determine who's good looking and who's not, beauty is in the eye of the beholder isn't it.

sunflower27 · 01-10-2011 09:18PM

Ridiculous:rolleyes:

Littlehorny · 01-10-2011 09:19PM

Do you honestly think anyone is going to volunterly walk into the mingers area

John Doe1 · 01-10-2011 09:20PM

AJJ2010 wrote: »

Who decides who goes where?

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

stimpson · 01-10-2011 09:20PM

Just stop pestering the hotties OP. They're out of you league.

Sunnyisland · 01-10-2011 09:20PM

Littlehorny wrote: »

Do you honestly think anyone is going to volunterly walk into the mingers area

You might if you were your username

:)

woodoo · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

What would happen if you where making your cocky way towards the goodlooking side and you got the tap on the shoulder pointing you in the direction of the other side.

orourkeda · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

nightclubs are shyte

whubee · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

I for one agree with your eugenics program.
We must endevour to breed a master race.

Kevin Duffy · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

It already is - I often walk in and fancy nobody, but then I walk through a door and come back 10 pints later to find I'm in the beautiful area.

haron · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

good looking people should have there own club i hate being hassled by normals

herosa · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

mattjack · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

like beer goggles ?

BBDBB · 01-10-2011 09:21PM

It already is OP

you wont be joining us:p

overshoot · 01-10-2011 09:22PM

one side for sound people and one for **** would be a better idea. we can have a shrink on the door instead of bouncers for a personality test;)

CyberJuice · 01-10-2011 09:22PM

I have been inventing a machine over the past few years,ive fed it pictures of 10,000 models and celebrities that most would consider attractive,then ive also fed it 10,000 pictures of hillbillys,junkies and other various ugly people thus building up a facial recognition system.

It will be placed at the entrance of a nightclub and as people walk into it,they will be given a rating from 1 - 10. anything over a 5 can go into 1 section and anything below a 5 can go into another section.

It should have been on the market a couple of years ago but one day i was testing it out on my girlfriend,she stepped into the machine and it blew up

i have since dumped her and got a better lookin girlfriend

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

ronaneire · 01-10-2011 09:23PM

And a know go area

Kevin Duffy · 01-10-2011 09:23PM

herosa wrote: »

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

In fairness, any volume of the clap should rule you out of this programme for everyone's sake.

Rhyme · 01-10-2011 09:27PM

CyberJuice wrote: »

I have been inventing a machine over the past few years,ive fed it pictures of 10,000 models and celebrities that most would consider attractive,then ive also fed it 10,000 pictures of hillbillys,junkies and other various ugly people thus building up a facial recognition system.

It will be placed at the entrance of a nightclub and as people walk into it,they will be given a rating from 1 - 10. anything over a 5 can go into 1 section and anything below a 5 can go into another section.

It should have been on the market a couple of years ago but one day i was testing it out on my girlfriend,she stepped into the machine and it blew up i have since dumped her and got a better lookin girlfriend

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

I like your website, mr. hotornot.

John Doe1 · 01-10-2011 09:27PM

herosa wrote: »

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

I'd obviously be in the VVVIP section which would only be limited to me and supermodels:D

John Doe1 · 01-10-2011 09:28PM

whubee wrote: »

I for one agree with your eugenics program.
We must endevour to breed a master race.

Awesome wanna join my national socialist party i just set up?:cool:

whubee · 01-10-2011 09:29PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

haha genius.
please place face in scanning area.

(simultaneous red lazer lines, technologish sounds)

beep beep beep calculating ming level.

you facial ming credit level is ...5.. average joe.

please step on the scales for weight/bmi calculation.

access disallowed. please leave the area. please go to coppers.

4leto · 01-10-2011 09:31PM

Yes yes they should, but how will the ugly guy end up with the good looking woman,

BBDBB · 01-10-2011 09:32PM

4leto wrote: »

Yes yes they should, but how will the ugly guy end up with the good looking woman,

the usual way

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Littlehorny · 01-10-2011 09:32PM

realies wrote: »

You might if you were your username :)

Ha Ha very good, but i'll have you know i'm gorgeous!!!!:D:cool:

herosa · 01-10-2011 09:46PM

CyberJuice wrote: »

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

Aw sure if Sean gets elected you can go straight to the park and show it to him there.

Novella · 01-10-2011 09:46PM

I really hope you don't actually think this is a smart idea, OP.

spagboll · 01-10-2011 09:49PM

they're trying to achieve this with crystal and diceys

Should nightclubs be divided into a good looking part and non-goodlooking areas?

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