Should nightclubs be divided into a good looking part and non-goodlooking areas?

John Doe1

It would mean more of a chance of scoring for the less good looking and less unwanted pestering for the more aesthetically pleasing by the normals:D

TimeToShine

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AJJ2010

Who decides who goes where?

DEFTLEFTHAND

How would you determine who's good looking and who's not, beauty is in the eye of the beholder isn't it.

sunflower27

Ridiculous:rolleyes:

Littlehorny

Do you honestly think anyone is going to volunterly walk into the mingers area

John Doe1

AJJ2010 wrote: »

Who decides who goes where?

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

stimpson

Just stop pestering the hotties OP. They're out of you league.

Sunnyisland

Littlehorny wrote: »

Do you honestly think anyone is going to volunterly walk into the mingers area

You might if you were your username :)

woodoo

What would happen if you where making your cocky way towards the goodlooking side and you got the tap on the shoulder pointing you in the direction of the other side.

orourkeda

nightclubs are shyte

whubee

I for one agree with your eugenics program.
We must endevour to breed a master race.

Kevin Duffy

It already is - I often walk in and fancy nobody, but then I walk through a door and come back 10 pints later to find I'm in the beautiful area.

haron

good looking people should have there own club i hate being hassled by normals

herosa

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

mattjack

John Doe1 wrote: »

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

like beer goggles ?

BBDBB

It already is OP


you wont be joining us:p

overshoot

one side for sound people and one for **** would be a better idea. we can have a shrink on the door instead of bouncers for a personality test;)

CyberJuice

I have been inventing a machine over the past few years,ive fed it pictures of 10,000 models and celebrities that most would consider attractive,then ive also fed it 10,000 pictures of hillbillys,junkies and other various ugly people thus building up a facial recognition system.

It will be placed at the entrance of a nightclub and as people walk into it,they will be given a rating from 1 - 10. anything over a 5 can go into 1 section and anything below a 5 can go into another section.

It should have been on the market a couple of years ago but one day i was testing it out on my girlfriend,she stepped into the machine and it blew up i have since dumped her and got a better lookin girlfriend

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

ronaneire

And a know go area

Kevin Duffy

herosa wrote: »

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

In fairness, any volume of the clap should rule you out of this programme for everyone's sake.

Rhyme

CyberJuice wrote: »

I have been inventing a machine over the past few years,ive fed it pictures of 10,000 models and celebrities that most would consider attractive,then ive also fed it 10,000 pictures of hillbillys,junkies and other various ugly people thus building up a facial recognition system.

It will be placed at the entrance of a nightclub and as people walk into it,they will be given a rating from 1 - 10. anything over a 5 can go into 1 section and anything below a 5 can go into another section.

It should have been on the market a couple of years ago but one day i was testing it out on my girlfriend,she stepped into the machine and it blew up i have since dumped her and got a better lookin girlfriend

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

I like your website, mr. hotornot.

John Doe1

herosa wrote: »

maybe you could line people up and have one of those clapometer things.Too low of a clap volume you go to the left,high clap volume you go to the right. Where would you end up going op?

I'd obviously be in the VVVIP section which would only be limited to me and supermodels:D

John Doe1

whubee wrote: »

I for one agree with your eugenics program.
We must endevour to breed a master race.

Awesome wanna join my national socialist party i just set up?:cool:

whubee

John Doe1 wrote: »

Use some facial recognition gizmo at the door to see whos face is more symmetrical or the bouncer?

haha genius.
please place face in scanning area.

(simultaneous red lazer lines, technologish sounds)

beep beep beep calculating ming level.

you facial ming credit level is ...5.. average joe.

please step on the scales for weight/bmi calculation.

access disallowed. please leave the area. please go to coppers.

4leto

Yes yes they should, but how will the ugly guy end up with the good looking woman,

BBDBB

4leto wrote: »

Yes yes they should, but how will the ugly guy end up with the good looking woman,

the usual way

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Littlehorny

realies wrote: »

You might if you were your username :)

Ha Ha very good, but i'll have you know i'm gorgeous!!!!:D:cool:

herosa

CyberJuice wrote: »

Im back on track now with a newer machine and i shall be bringing it to dragons den in fall of next year to seek some investment

Aw sure if Sean gets elected you can go straight to the park and show it to him there.

Novella

I really hope you don't actually think this is a smart idea, OP.

spagboll

they're trying to achieve this with crystal and diceys

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Littlehorny wrote: »

Do you honestly think anyone is going to volunterly walk into the mingers area

Better chance of the ride?

Littlehorny

Jana Faint Scatterbrain wrote: »

Better chance of the ride?

Excellent point! can just see group of lads do a few laps of the good looking section after a load of pints, look at each other and say "jaysus only a half hour til closing better head for the cattle market!":D

Typh

Would definitely sneak into the unattractive section. Would feel like a leopard stalking a group of ugly gazelles.

herosa

How come no one has said" Listen hands up.I belong in the ugly section? Are all AH posters really that good looking?

ToddyDoody

Maybe staff could assign little stars to people who can go in the good looking area.

BBDBB

where is the "has a lovely personality" section?

they are always up for a blind date:)

herosa

BBDBB wrote: »

where is the "has a lovely personality" section?

they are always up for a blind date:)

Yeah and the gsoh section and the ns section and the sd section. They seem to represent a large proportion of single people(if you go by the dating ads) so we need a section for all of them

cat_rant

It's threads like this that make me glad I am not single. Op it's bit shallow you have to admit, right?

I'd sooner have a bar divided by nerds and norms. Quick questionnaire on the door and you could fin yourself chatting with fun folks of similar interests.

BBDBB

herosa wrote: »

Yeah and the gsoh section and the ns section and the sd section. They seem to represent a large proportion of single people(if you go by the dating ads) so we need a section for all of them

there is a lot to be said for this discrimination malarky if you cant be bothered to organise your life

mattjack

herosa wrote: »

Yeah and the gsoh section and the ns section and the sd section. They seem to represent a large proportion of single people(if you go by the dating ads) so we need a section for all of them

also the animal lover section ...just saying ..know nothing bout it at all.

jill_valentine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_Control

John Doe1

Novella wrote: »

I really hope you don't actually think this is a smart idea, OP.[/QUOTE

Im serious, dead serious:cool: