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Boobs at Work......

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  • #62
    CyberJuice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    stupidusername wrote: »
    hahaha :D:D

    going around with your balls hanging out as a means of flirting!? :D

    If nothin else is working for you then why not give it a shot,im sure there are some horny women out there that would like to get an eyefull of some nicely shaved shiny balls dangling about in front of them. if your lucky enough one of them might even brush up against it every now and then


  • #63
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,191 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Teclo wrote: »
    If a man let his shlong slip over his pants he would get 18 months in jail and banned from the workforce forever. Hypocrisy!!

    A more fitting comparison would be manboobs showing, men with those v-neck hipster tops do it all the time and none of them get in trouble, unfortunately.


  • #64
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Teclo wrote: »
    If a man let his shlong slip over his pants he would get 18 months in jail and banned from the workforce forever. Hypocrisy!!

    18 months? Alarmingly specific.

    The female equivalent of the penis is not in the chest area. (Just sayin', in case you're serious.)


  • #65
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Deise 2012 wrote: »
    While the story appears to be made up by some teenage boy, if it is true, if you were to take a photo with your phone or do anything else you will be up the S**t creek fairly quick.
    I was once in the presence of a woman a small room (could get about two or three people in it, it was an old toilet that was converted for storage) who was holding papers close to her chest. She left them slip and i quickly put out my hands to catch them thinking i was doing the right thing but in the process brushed off one of her boobs.


    can you finish the rest of the story , please .


  • #66
    SillyMcCarthy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭SillyMcCarthy


    I worked with a woman who had fabulous breasts & she had ample amounts on show but I perceived her as a woman scorned. Hard and all as it was not to have a peek, I think if she caught you looking you'ld be in trouble. She bent over my desk one day & how they never fell out! :rolleyes:


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  • #67
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    CyberJuice wrote: »
    If nothin else is working for you then why not give it a shot,im sure there are some horny women out there that would like to get an eyefull of some nicely shaved shiny balls dangling about in front of them. if your lucky enough one of them might even brush up against it every now and then

    eh, i haven't got any balls.


  • #68
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,675 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Op, you should go to work on day with no jocks on. Walk over to her desk with your zipper down and see if you can catch her looking at your nob. Lets see how she like it!!


  • #69
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ffs.. 68 posts and not a single pic of boobs :mad:


  • #70
    Hal Emmerich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭Hal Emmerich


    stupidusername wrote: »
    eh, i haven't got any balls.
    Using this photographic evidence I can confirm this.:P


  • #71
    CyberJuice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    stupidusername wrote: »
    eh, i haven't got any balls.

    Appologies i assumed you were a guy


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  • #72
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    OP are you prepubescent? Anyway, women have breasts so get over it and learn to deal with it. Otherwise it's gonna be a very lonely life.
    How so? I'm 34, still think boobs are fantastic and am in a long term relationship with the mother of my two kids so I'm not lonely.

    Nothing wrong with appreciation of a nice pair of tats. Completely natural.


  • #73
    mr.wiggle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭mr.wiggle


    Sorry boardsies, there i was looking for a link to some Psychology site explaining the male fascinantion with boob cleavage, and came across ( nearly ), this...
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/fashion/3704383/Too-much-cleavage-is-office-boob.html

    Now, I avoid the Sun due to my own reasons, but this is facinating stuff !

    Just out today in the paper, so i reckon the OP read it and acted out !!


  • #74
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    How so? I'm 34, still think boobs are fantastic and am in a long term relationship with the mother of my two kids so I'm not lonely.

    Nothing wrong with appreciation of a nice pair of tats. Completely natural.
    Of course you're right but the op does read a little immature. I've never worked in an office so I've never experienced this. On the other hand, I'm a barman in a busy student bar so I get to see a lot more pretty much every night. :cool:


  • #75
    CorkonianRebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭CorkonianRebel


    As El Weirdo said there is nothing wrong with a nice pair of boobs and I'm not sure where people got the idea that I am a teenage boy! For what its worth, this is really happening to me and its not made up.I wasn't complaining about it just putting out the question do women realise this kind of thing happens.

    She goes in my line of vision and I don't need to move my head even. Just thought it was an amusing situation.Like CyberJuice said, I do wonder what would happen if the roles were reversed.I know the woman recently got married so maybe she wants to feel desired but then I was thinking maybe she doesnt realise it at all.It's a strange one!


  • #76
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    eirn wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think its really unlikely that she wouldn't be aware of that. I actually bend down and check in the mirror when I buy new stuff for work or wear a scarf to make sure nothing is visible, but I have really big boobs, so maybe I'm paranoid!
    *cough*Pics*cough*


  • #77
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    blueser wrote: »
    *cough*Pics*cough*


    whatever floats your boat big fella

    http://www.jungleberry.co.uk/products_images/ArteSedaRedScarf.jpg


  • #78
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    There is a time and a place for boob showing. Ehem, rarely had them on show at work when I did though very self-concious. While going out then well sometimes by accident they could be on view sometimes if what I am wearing is a bit tight I always make sure not to have them on show but all depends on what I am wearing.


  • #79
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    OP are you prepubescent? Anyway, women have breasts so get over it and learn to deal with it.
    If he was prepubescent he would probably not too interested...

    Its not just men who check them out, I often catch women checking out other womens tits & arses, my mates wife is always going on about her friends tits and other randomers breasts. There was a recent thread on women "crotch watching" men. I see all this as pretty normal.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdIAa6gnaco

    kowloon wrote: »
    A more fitting comparison would be manboobs showing, men with those v-neck hipster tops do it all the time and none of them get in trouble, unfortunately.
    I hate those tops, but checking out a mans chest is not seen as pervy. Though who is the real pervert -many of these women "catching men" are going out in low cut tops, which serve no real other purpose than to expose their breasts -but the men get branded the perverts -not the actual flasher.

    This picture has it down perfectly
    http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/03/09/work-environment/


  • #80
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    For all our evolutionary progress and pretention, we are at some level just another part of the animal kingdom, as such, displays by the female of the species are often geared to attract the attention of the male and vice versa. What she is doing is no different to thousands of species around the globe

    ie

    she is clearly gagging for it


  • #81
    herosa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭herosa


    Fast track promotion for some smart girlie!


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  • #82
    jimmynokia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭jimmynokia


    the groutch wrote: »
    Lack of pics in this thread is disappointing



    WHAT:D

    just do this and job done ..

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYByK0IzOiAB-B8-4Vw_e11DuFINGSlubHhBQYtwGxyP3ANB_kgw

    i see some clever lad took the image upload box off


  • #83
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Gabrielle Quiet Honeycomb wrote: »
    What kind of company hires 12 year old boys for office work.

    A sneaker factory or maybe a chimney sweep (if you were a slight 12 year old) I could understand but office work?
    hondasam wrote: »
    what age are you ? you sound like you are 17 and this is the first time you seen boobs.
    Imagine how excited you would be if she let you touch them.
    Gabrielle Quiet Honeycomb wrote: »
    Indeed, but only a 12 year old would cream his kaks to the extent that OP seems to have at the sight a pair.

    What exactly is the problem? Do you not enjoy the site of a beautiful woman/man??? Have you ever looked at an attractive person? I guess that's ok, right? :rolleyes:


  • #84
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    eirn wrote: »
    I have really big boobs

    pm sent


  • #85
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I was reading in one of those Sunday magazines. The usual tripe entertainment articles, in one they gave an abridged version of some book advising women how to get a head in work.

    One piece of advice was use your assets, but not in a noticeable way, other wise you get the rep which would be very bad for any woman's career.


  • #86
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,803 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    eirn wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think its really unlikely that she wouldn't be aware of that. I actually bend down and check in the mirror when I buy new stuff for work or wear a scarf to make sure nothing is visible, but I have really big boobs, so maybe I'm paranoid!

    Pics or GTFO


  • #87
    CyberJuice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    2 stroke wrote: »
    pm sent

    Get in line!!!! i sent 2 yesterday and 3 today!


  • #88
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,803 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    CyberJuice wrote: »
    Get in line!!!! i sent 2 yesterday and 3 today!

    STALKER


  • #89
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    MungBean wrote: »
    Its obvious she's putting on a show for the guy she's talkin to. Your just the perv in the background.

    :D

    My thoughts, too.


  • #90
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,803 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    :D

    My thoughts, too.

    Very bloody dangerous what she's doing. Sounds like nothing but a flirt.


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  • #91
    eirn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭eirn


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    sunflower27 wrote: »
    :D

    My thoughts, too.

    Very bloody dangerous what she's doing. Sounds like nothing but a flirt.

    The filthy hussy! Many of you seem to be getting dangerously excited at the thought of a pair of boobs.


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