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Boobs at Work......

  • 30-09-2011 4:24pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭


    There is a woman in my office at work who works at a desk behind me and recently she is getting trained on a different area of the work we do. So the guy she needs to ask questions to is sitting directly in front of me and throughout the day she goes to his desk to ask him questions and advice.The first time she did this, I was focussing on my screen and obviously working away fine.

    Then just to the side of the monitor, I get to see her boobs! While she is asking him for advice she bends over a long way so they get an airing! The first time it happened I was stunned as you dont expect that sight at work and I assumed it was just whatever top she was wearing happened to be a bit low.To my surprise again (and delight ;)) it keeps happening every day to varying degrees depending on what she is wearing and some days she doesnt even have a bra on! The way she almost over extends her body over the desk makes me wonder if she is getting a thrill out of it and wanted me to look all along! But it could just be total innocence and maybe she doesnt realise she is doing it.

    The other day I had my phone in my hand texting a friend and the boobs were out again and all I could think about what would happen if i raised it up to get a good shot...........The Camera Phone I mean....get your mind out of the gutter! :D I didn't tho as I think that would be too much and probably illegal anyway.

    For the future,I will keep an eye on things and see how they develop :D

    Surely women know this happens or are they oblivious to this?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mister Berlusconi, is that you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Wolflikeme


    For the future,I will keep an eye on things and see how they develop :D

    How big are you expecting them to get?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You know the drill.. Pics or GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    So I take it as you're new to the sight of boobs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    1. turn your webcam backwards
    2. live stream
    3. post link
    4. ???
    5. profit
    6. fap
    7. fap
    8. fap




    Also OP, she probably wants you...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy



    The other day I had my phone in my hand texting a friend and the boobs were out again and all I could think about what would happen if i raised it up to get a good shot...........The Camera Phone I mean....get your mind out of the gutter! :D I didn't tho as I think that would be too much and probably illegal anyway.
    F*ck that. Post pictures. Im a solicitor. I know for a fact you cant get sued if you post pictures of boobs online*

    Show us BOOOOOOOBS!!!!






    *
    (This may or may not be true)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    What kind of company hires 12 year old boys for office work.

    A sneaker factory or maybe a chimney sweep (if you were a slight 12 year old) I could understand but office work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Is your firm hiring?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    What kind of company hires 12 year old boys for office work.

    A sneaker factory or maybe a chimney sweep (if you were a slight 12 year old) I could understand but office work?

    Im fairly certain that you dont have to be a 12yr old boy to enjoy the godly sight of boobs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    For some reason I'm reminded of that baby /boobies scene in '' Meet The Folkers ''

    /Blows a baby raspberry ....plufffffffffffff


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    There is a woman in my office at work who works at a desk behind me and recently she is getting trained on a different area of the work we do. So the guy she needs to ask questions to is sitting directly in front of me and throughout the day she goes to his desk to ask him questions and advice.The first time she did this, I was focussing on my screen and obviously working away fine.

    Then just to the side of the monitor, I get to see her boobs! While she is asking him for advice she bends over a long way so they get an airing! The first time it happened I was stunned as you dont expect that sight at work and I assumed it was just whatever top she was wearing happened to be a bit low.To my surprise again (and delight ;)) it keeps happening every day to varying degrees depending on what she is wearing and some days she doesnt even have a bra on! The way she almost over extends her body over the desk makes me wonder if she is getting a thrill out of it and wanted me to look all along! But it could just be total innocence and maybe she doesnt realise she is doing it.

    The other day I had my phone in my hand texting a friend and the boobs were out again and all I could think about what would happen if i raised it up to get a good shot...........The Camera Phone I mean....get your mind out of the gutter! :D I didn't tho as I think that would be too much and probably illegal anyway.

    For the future,I will keep an eye on things and see how they develop :D

    Surely women know this happens or are they oblivious to this?

    what age are you ? you sound like you are 17 and this is the first time you seen boobs.
    Imagine how excited you would be if she let you touch them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Being distracted by boobs at work leads to boobs on the job and P45s.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    CorkonianRebel stop fapping and get back to work. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    She wants you OP. It's obvious! As she looks down she can also tell her girlies are on display.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    Hogzy wrote: »
    Im fairly certain that you dont have to be a 12yr old boy to enjoy the godly sight of boobs.

    Indeed, but only a 12 year old would cream his kaks to the extent that OP seems to have at the sight a pair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    do it back to her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    The other day I had my phone penis in my hand texting a stroking my friend and the boobs were out again and all I could think about what would happen if i raised it up to get a good shot...........

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    oldyouth wrote: »
    Is your firm hiring?

    I'm sure his 'firm' is highering..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    This has happened a fair few times for me. I've had to bend over and get something and I've been wearing a floppy top. I wouldn't notice just how floppy the top actually was until I bend over then I'd be concious not to do it again. The times it's happened, I've blatently caught men staring at them when I look up. It's a funny glance back at each other of an unspoken acknowledgement of, "You've just seen my breasts" and "Yes...yes I have".

    She knows you can see them, by the way. She's not stupid. She's flirting with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    Bit risky taking a pic,she could hear the noise of the camera or catch the flash in the corner of her eye then turn around and look at you..

    probly best not to take any pics when your in such close range,you would be better off taking a 10 or 15 sec video,that doesnt make any noise. chances are shes doing this so the guy in the desk in front of you can get an eyefull,your just collateral.

    Have you considered rigging a little mirror onto the toe of your shoe then youd could stretch your leg out and see if she is wearing any knickers?you know you want to


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭BrianJD


    The other day I had my phone in my hand

    Your phone? Yeah right, pull the other one.......








    Possible pun intended


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    If she's always wearing low cut tops she probably wants people to notice. especially if she keeps finding ways to bend over to show them off.

    there are no boobs at my work. it's quite an asexual office.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    She knows you can see them, by the way. She's not stupid. She's flirting with you.

    Really? Cos I get stuff like this happening to me all the time. I didn't realise it was intentional. :confused:

    Looks like it's time to get my rape on!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    So is this the final draft of the "Dear Penthouse" letter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I work from home for myself

    the day I get some boobs in the office

    Im phoning in sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    She knows you can see them, by the way. She's not stupid. She's flirting with you.

    How exactly do you know this? Are you her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Eroticfishcake


    If she's always wearing low cut tops she probably wants people to notice. especially if she keeps finding ways to bend over to show them off.

    there are no boobs at my work. it's quite an asexual office.

    Not even man boobs?? You're lucky. Guy that works with me has practically a set of double d's. He wears low cut v-neck white t-shirt type tops (with no bra!). It's not so impressive checking out his moobs when he leans over :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    I'd say she does know she is doing that and getting kicks out of it. I used to do it in all my jobs and now I do it in college. It's fun, like hugging a guy to make him have a boner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    There is a woman in my office at work who works at a desk behind me and recently she is getting trained on a different area of the work we do. So the guy she needs to ask questions to is sitting directly in front of me and throughout the day she goes to his desk to ask him questions and advice.The first time she did this, I was focussing on my screen and obviously working away fine.

    Then just to the side of the monitor, I get to see her boobs! While she is asking him for advice she bends over a long way so they get an airing! The first time it happened I was stunned as you dont expect that sight at work and I assumed it was just whatever top she was wearing happened to be a bit low.To my surprise again (and delight ;)) it keeps happening every day to varying degrees depending on what she is wearing and some days she doesnt even have a bra on! The way she almost over extends her body over the desk makes me wonder if she is getting a thrill out of it and wanted me to look all along! But it could just be total innocence and maybe she doesnt realise she is doing it.

    Sounds to me that she wants the ride off your colleague and not yourself.

    Tough sh1t, keep on fapping.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    BBDBB wrote: »
    I work from home for myself

    the day I get some boobs in the office

    Im phoning in sick

    get yourself a filthy calendar.
    Not even man boobs?? You're lucky. Guy that works with me has practically a set of double d's. He wears low cut v-neck white t-shirt type tops (with no bra!). It's not so impressive checking out his moobs when he leans over :mad:

    no, but for that, I am glad. sounds....sobering. it's probably a matter of you not wanting to look, but having no choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    bijapos wrote: »
    Sounds to me that she wants the ride off your colleague and not yourself. .
    Possibly with him watching though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    bijapos wrote: »
    Sounds to me that she wants the ride off your colleague and not yourself.

    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭audi a4 2008


    =
    Have you considered rigging a little mirror onto the toe of your shoe then youd could stretch your leg out and see if she is wearing any knickers?you know you want to[/QUOTE]

    ha ha oh man u gotta love people on boards:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    OP you're extremely lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    To have a job that is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    After reading this thread I'm definitely of the opinion that women should be allowed in the workplace


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,449 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Get Abi in here, she loves threads about boobs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭eirn


    Hmmm, I think its really unlikely that she wouldn't be aware of that. I actually bend down and check in the mirror when I buy new stuff for work or wear a scarf to make sure nothing is visible, but I have really big boobs, so maybe I'm paranoid!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    Knowledge is power.

    Boobs are out for the guy who is showing her how to do her new job. She's keeping the flow of information pumping out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,449 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    eirn wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think its really unlikely that she wouldn't be aware of that. I actually bend down and check in the mirror when I buy new stuff for work or wear a scarf to make sure nothing is visible, but I have really big boobs, so maybe I'm paranoid!

    All i read from that post was I have really big boobs ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    How exactly do you know this? Are you her?

    Am I her? No. :rolleyes:

    But a woman knows when her boobs are showing and if they do it repeatedly, then something is up.

    How do I know? I don't. I'm guessing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭eirn


    Vicxas wrote: »
    eirn wrote: »
    Hmmm, I think its really unlikely that she wouldn't be aware of that. I actually bend down and check in the mirror when I buy new stuff for work or wear a scarf to make sure nothing is visible, but I have really big boobs, so maybe I'm paranoid!

    All i read from that post was I have really big boobs ;)

    Hence making sure they're covered up at work!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Am I her? No. :rolleyes:

    But a woman knows when her boobs are showing and if they do it repeatedly, then something is up.

    How do I know? I don't. I'm guessing.

    inb4 enraged feminists :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Really? Cos I get stuff like this happening to me all the time. I didn't realise it was intentional. :confused:

    Looks like it's time to get my rape on!

    Grrr...stop using that word so flippantly!!! :mad:

    No, a woman is not flirting with you if it happens once but I'd be suspicious if it happened again and again. That's all I'm saying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    inb4 enraged feminists :pac:

    What's wrong with flirting? I'd call myself a feminist by the way.

    Listen, all I'm saying is I know very well when I bend over and my breasts are on display. I'm not talking when a normal amount of boobs is showing but I get the impression from the OP that they were almost completely on view and sometimes she didn't wear a bra and this happens daily...if any woman can tell me that's not on purpose, then I'll eat my beard.

    Edit: All feminists have beards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Grrr...stop using that word so flippantly!!! :mad:

    No, a woman is not flirting with you if it happens once but I'd be suspicious if it happened again and again. That's all I'm saying.



    Id get there early OP and make sure you get a good seat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    What's wrong with flirting? I'd call myself a feminist by the way.

    Listen, all I'm saying is I know very well when I bend over and my breasts are on display. I'm not talking when a normal amount of boobs is showing but I get the impression from the OP that they were almost completely on view and sometimes she didn't wear a bra and this happens daily...if any woman can tell me that's not on purpose, then I'll eat my beard.

    Oh I know what you mean Eve, and I agree with you.

    But still, inb4 enraged feminists on the forum who completely over-react to your statement :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Dotrel wrote: »

    Looks like it's time to get my rape on!

    Care to clarify that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Derfil


    I'd like a pic of them. Please do your best.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭Deise 2012


    While the story appears to be made up by some teenage boy, if it is true, if you were to take a photo with your phone or do anything else you will be up the S**t creek fairly quick. I was once in the presence of a woman
    in a small room (could get about two or three people in it, it was an old toilet that was converted for storage) who was holding papers close to her chest. She left them slip and i quickly put out my hands to catch them thinking i was doing the right thing but in the process brushed off one of her boobs. My life was made difficult after that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP are you prepubescent? Anyway, women have breasts so get over it and learn to deal with it. Otherwise it's gonna be a very lonely life.


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