Solitary Secret Behaviour

bronte · 01-10-2011 01:18AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

*ever so slightly jealous*

I love me a good fort!

mcmoustache · 01-10-2011 01:21AM

When I'm home alone, I usually get some beer and play some first person shooters. I do this until I'm drunk and pass out on the recliner.

It doesn't happen often enough, though.

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 01:22AM

bronte wrote: »

I love me a good faort!

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 01:24AM

Well its a disappointing milestone in my life admitting this on a public forum but ive just had a fap to the female cast of fade street, with particular emphasis on the blonde one who I think is the lead character, anyway, thats my secret behaviour

ascanbe · 01-10-2011 01:24AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 01:25AM

This coulda been an epic thread MissFluff,
why , oh why did you have to rule out Fapping and the like ??
Oh well... I enjoy watching arthouse movies, yeah thats it, and
ehm..trying on various outfits in front of the mirror.
Just picture Silence of the lambs and you got it !!

Diageio_Man · 01-10-2011 01:26AM

ascanbe wrote: »

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

give that man a can of coke. But you responded

For Forks Sake · 01-10-2011 01:27AM

ascanbe wrote: »

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

You missed this one on the way through

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Lolers, forgot to add that.

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 01:28AM

lolers! id totes do your one from fade street

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 01:29AM

mr.wiggle wrote: »

oh why did you have to rule out Fapping and the like ??!!

Wouldn't every single person (in between faps) have replied fapping though?

Important to diversify....

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 01-10-2011 01:35AM

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 01:36AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Wouldn't every single person (in between faps) have replied fapping though? Important to diversify....

Thats the point!
Think of all the new technique's we coulda learned
read about for purely research reasons of course!!

/takes top off baby oil bottle and gets comfy on sofa..

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 01:36AM

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

Wouldnt bode well with my jap's eye :eek:

mr.wiggle · 01-10-2011 01:37AM

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

me n slasher... pervs of a kind !

ed2hands · 01-10-2011 01:38AM

I also like to build a fort with cushions from the settee and sit inside.

And i also like to listen to CJ Bolland and Carl Cox while doing Zumba.

Wolfe Tone · 01-10-2011 01:39AM

Porn without earphones!

ascanbe · 01-10-2011 01:53AM

Diageio_Man wrote: »

give that man a can of coke. But you responded

Lolers..I'm a pepsi man..
Actually i'm probably an alcoholic and am now drunk.
Which is why i posted my initial stupid response.
Why did i do that? Why do i keep respon...sh*t just realised i finished my beer. I'm off to the fridge.

Diageio_Man · 01-10-2011 01:57AM

haha ill crack one open aswell

Bobby Baccala · 01-10-2011 01:58AM

i aimlessly do backflips around the house

ascanbe · 01-10-2011 02:08AM

Anyway, MissFluff, i've got my 'medicine' from the fridge and am happy again.
Sorry for derailing your thread with my, hopefully premature, 'grumpy old man' sh*te; i was just kidding.
You use whatever slang you want; my older brother and sister used to condemn/slag me for lapsing into the young peoples slang of my day..
I'm just drunk and 33....33 doesn't sound so old when i type it..
Jesus..

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 01-10-2011 02:13AM

ascanbe wrote: »

Anyway, MissFluff, i've got my 'medicine' from the fridge and am happy again.
Sorry for derailing your thread with my, hopefully premature, 'grumpy old man' sh*te; i was just kidding.
You use whatever slang you want; my older brother and sister used to condemn/slag me for lapsing into the young peoples slang of my day..
I'm just drunk and 33....33 doesn't sound so old when i type it..
Jesus..

Lol!!!

Lol means laugh out loud btw
Btw means by the way

ascanbe · 01-10-2011 02:30AM

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

Lol!!!

Lol means laugh out loud btw
Btw means by the way

LMFAO!
Means 'Leave Me (alone) For Am (feeling) Over-the-hill..:(
Bout time for another beer! That'll buck me up!!
Until tomorrow morning when i will sink into the dep..no! forget that!! i'm off to the fridge again.

kkdela6 · 01-10-2011 02:44AM

i play really loud music and pretend its me playing on the late late show and that everyone i know is watching it on tv

i invite my cat in and give her a few slices of ham or luncheon and tell her how pretty she is

drink a lot of tea

walk around in me jocks smoking fags pretending im being interviewed by hot
press or nme

CrazyRabbit · 01-10-2011 02:46AM

I secretly sit around waiting for starbelgrade to post something funny. Yet again, he has ruined my night by failing to deliver.

starbelgrade · 01-10-2011 02:48AM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I secretly sit around waiting for starbelgrade to post something funny. Yet again, he has ruined my night by failing to deliver.

:eek:

ascanbe · 01-10-2011 02:52AM

kkdela6 wrote: »

i play really loud music and pretend its me playing on the late late show and that everyone i know is watching it on tv

i invite my cat in and give her a few slices of ham or luncheon and tell her how pretty she is

drink a lot of tea

walk around in me jocks smoking fags pretending im being interviewed by hot
press or nme

You do that too?!!

kkdela6 · 01-10-2011 02:57AM

ascanbe wrote: »

You do that too?!!

when i was younger i used to use a tennis racket as my guitar

Son Of A Vidic · 01-10-2011 03:42AM

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

towing yourself around the room?

Now that's priceless.:D

Darkginger wrote: »

Talk to the dogs.

Don't most people? So how do you 'normally' communicate with them then?.............. Telepathy?

scholar007 · 01-10-2011 04:16AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the nip.

I didn't know wimmins fapped and looked at porn. As the Bull McCabe once said, "Go way, ya hoor, ya!":D

Susie_Q · 01-10-2011 07:29AM

Having the place to myself means:

- No pants
- Sitting on the couch splayed in all sorts of unladylike positions, legs akimbo
- Having a stiff drink
- Nibbling fancy chocolate

If the stiff drink turns into more than one then I'll generally wind up dancing in the kitchen at some stage.

Solitary Secret Behaviour

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