Solitary Secret Behaviour

Miss Fluff

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

maygitchell

I like to wield a knife upon my housemate much to the delight of those on the interwebs

starbelgrade

I'll edit this again later when I think of something funnier.

Mickey H

maygitchell wrote: »

I like to wield a knife upon my housemate much to the delight of those on the interwebs

Duggy, we found your housemate.....

Killer Pigeon

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Play 1970s Rock at a loud volume that fills the whole house. I sing along at the top my lungs and play air guitar, air drums too on occasion.

Peetrik

Mumbled half of debates (which I win) interupted with loud extended bouts of cackled laughter when I think up something that I find hilarious but everyone else would think is weird...

"my girlfriend doenst believe in imaginations... she thinks Im making the whole thing up"

"you cant prove Im sexest because you just a woman"

"your the most gulible person in the world, and Iv met quite a few... Im actually over a thousand years old" - "REALLY?!?"

etc etc...

Darkginger

Talk to the dogs.

Saila

crank the guitar up even louder and play acapella :cool:

stoneill

I do enjoy a bit of belly button fluff harvesting while watching the Gilmore Girls.
Also I might just drink milk straight from the carton.

Tesco Massacre

I draw on the walls with crayon whilst listening to industrial metal.

The other people here in the hospital don't like it, but I say fu*ck 'em.

Miss Fluff

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

Yes yes, reason for thread title Solitary Secret Shameful Behaviour

maygitchell

Nothing too weird I just check my bum hair for cling on style toilet roll

Chuck Stone

I surround myself with my collection of stuffed house pets and we play poker drink some beer and have a grand laf.

Miss Fluff

Peetrik wrote: »

Mumbled half of debates (which I win) interupted with loud extended bouts of cackled laughter when I think up something that I find hilarious but everyone else would think is weird...

Lolers, forgot to add that. Love having an old chinwag/debate with myself

Ghandee

Pick dingleberrys from my untrimmed bum, and flick them at the holy picture!

I actually got caught once, but that's a whole other story!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Sit around in me jocks with my hand on my crotch and shower/toilet with the door wide open
Sorry if it's crude but it's the truth

Edit : I tend to sing 'My Way' a hell of a lot also

maygitchell

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

Fade street

But in fairness only to fap one off over those stuck up ladies I could never pull, but in my mind oh yes oh yes oh yes!:D

Miss Fluff

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

Sit around in me jocks with my hand on my crotch and shower/toilet with the door wide open

+1 me too

While singing random tunes in falsetto....forgot about that

bronte

I have the place to myself tonight.

So far I've
Taken all my clothes off as soon as I got home and have been wearing a fleecy blanket since.
Had several arguments with myself.
Drank some beer
Made a kind of fort in front of the tv
Taken my make up off in stripes...as in cleansed different lines on my face.

Yep...bored!

TheMilkyPirate

Miss Fluff wrote: »

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

I love you.

Miss Fluff

bronte wrote: »

Had several arguments with myself.

Haha pissed arguing in the mirror...love it The making up is always so heartfelt too!

maygitchell

speaking of fade street whats the name of the blondie main character? need some fodder and cant find a thing on google images.



EDIT: this is my SSB

Miss Fluff

Vogue or Louise?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Who am I kidding, I live alone and am getting crazier by the day

Actually I'm not, when I was living with people I would be batsh*t crazy when I had the place to myself, now I'm relatively normal. But do sing and leave the doors open and talk to inamninate objects "what are you doing in the kitchen remote ya big hairy arse, get back into the sitting room where I can be minding ya..."

Diageio_Man

baraca wrote: »

I love you.

deffo a keeper here you go OP. go nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbRAgXZYtU

maygitchell

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Vogue or Louise?

JACKPOT!!:D


http://www.google.ie/search?q=Louise+Johnston&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=717

whubee

does the car count as toblerone?

if yes - scream my throat out at absolute full force to the following in the manner of a nutter. (on big empty roads - i.e alone/toblerone)

not in the good way but in the 'jesus i should get help way'. (must vent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQOSfnV4hM

Miss Fluff

Diageio_Man wrote: »

deffo a keeper here you go OP. go nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbRAgXZYtU

Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Chuck Stone

bronte wrote: »

Made a kind of fort in front of the tv

*ever so slightly jealous*

Saila

Miss Fluff wrote: »

the godess

fyp.
she is delicious
Louise Johnson I mean..

bronte

Chuck Stone wrote: »

*ever so slightly jealous*

I love me a good fort!

mcmoustache

When I'm home alone, I usually get some beer and play some first person shooters. I do this until I'm drunk and pass out on the recliner.

It doesn't happen often enough, though.

mr.wiggle

bronte wrote: »

I love me a good faort!

maygitchell

Well its a disappointing milestone in my life admitting this on a public forum but ive just had a fap to the female cast of fade street, with particular emphasis on the blonde one who I think is the lead character, anyway, thats my secret behaviour

ascanbe

Miss Fluff wrote: »

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

mr.wiggle

This coulda been an epic thread MissFluff,
why , oh why did you have to rule out Fapping and the like ??
Oh well... I enjoy watching arthouse movies, yeah thats it, and
ehm..trying on various outfits in front of the mirror.
Just picture Silence of the lambs and you got it !!

Diageio_Man

ascanbe wrote: »

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

give that man a can of coke. But you responded

For Forks Sake

ascanbe wrote: »

Even though i know what that extraordinarily irritating phrase means, i'm going to pretend that i don't and that, therefore, i didn't bother reading beyond it.
So i have no response.

You missed this one on the way through

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Lolers, forgot to add that.

maygitchell

lolers! id totes do your one from fade street

Miss Fluff

mr.wiggle wrote: »

oh why did you have to rule out Fapping and the like ??!!

Wouldn't every single person (in between faps) have replied fapping though? Important to diversify....

epgc3fyqirnbsx

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

mr.wiggle

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Wouldn't every single person (in between faps) have replied fapping though? Important to diversify....

Thats the point!
Think of all the new technique's we coulda learned
read about for purely research reasons of course!!


/takes top off baby oil bottle and gets comfy on sofa..

maygitchell

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

Wouldnt bode well with my jap's eye :eek:

mr.wiggle

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

The different styles of fapping could be fascinating though

Actually I hate the term 'fapping', whats wrong with ****, or fingering, or towing yourself around the room?

me n slasher... pervs of a kind !

ed2hands

I also like to build a fort with cushions from the settee and sit inside.

And i also like to listen to CJ Bolland and Carl Cox while doing Zumba.

Wolfe Tone

Porn without earphones!

ascanbe

Diageio_Man wrote: »

give that man a can of coke. But you responded

Lolers..I'm a pepsi man..
Actually i'm probably an alcoholic and am now drunk.
Which is why i posted my initial stupid response.
Why did i do that? Why do i keep respon...sh*t just realised i finished my beer. I'm off to the fridge.

Diageio_Man

haha ill crack one open aswell

Bobby Baccala

i aimlessly do backflips around the house

ascanbe

Anyway, MissFluff, i've got my 'medicine' from the fridge and am happy again.
Sorry for derailing your thread with my, hopefully premature, 'grumpy old man' sh*te; i was just kidding.
You use whatever slang you want; my older brother and sister used to condemn/slag me for lapsing into the young peoples slang of my day..
I'm just drunk and 33....33 doesn't sound so old when i type it..
Jesus..