Solitary Secret Behaviour

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:31AM #1

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 12:33AM

I like to wield a knife upon my housemate much to the delight of those on the interwebs

starbelgrade · 01-10-2011 12:34AM

I'll edit this again later when I think of something funnier.

Mickey H · 01-10-2011 12:35AM

maygitchell wrote: »

I like to wield a knife upon my housemate much to the delight of those on the interwebs

Duggy, we found your housemate.....

Killer Pigeon · 01-10-2011 12:35AM

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 01-10-2011 12:36AM

Play 1970s Rock at a loud volume that fills the whole house. I sing along at the top my lungs and play air guitar, air drums too on occasion.

Peetrik · 01-10-2011 12:38AM

Mumbled half of debates (which I win) interupted with loud extended bouts of cackled laughter when I think up something that I find hilarious but everyone else would think is weird...

"my girlfriend doenst believe in imaginations... she thinks Im making the whole thing up"

"you cant prove Im sexest because you just a woman"

"your the most gulible person in the world, and Iv met quite a few... Im actually over a thousand years old" - "REALLY?!?"

etc etc...

Darkginger · 01-10-2011 12:39AM

Talk to the dogs.

Saila · 01-10-2011 12:39AM

crank the guitar up even louder and play acapella :cool:

stoneill · 01-10-2011 12:39AM

I do enjoy a bit of belly button fluff harvesting while watching the Gilmore Girls.
Also I might just drink milk straight from the carton.

Tesco Massacre · 01-10-2011 12:39AM

I draw on the walls with crayon whilst listening to industrial metal.

The other people here in the hospital don't like it, but I say fu*ck 'em.

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:40AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

Yes yes, reason for thread title Solitary Secret Shameful Behaviour

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 12:40AM

Nothing too weird I just check my bum hair for cling on style toilet roll

Chuck Stone · 01-10-2011 12:41AM

I surround myself with my collection of stuffed house pets and we play poker drink some beer and have a grand laf.

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:42AM

Peetrik wrote: »

Mumbled half of debates (which I win) interupted with loud extended bouts of cackled laughter when I think up something that I find hilarious but everyone else would think is weird...

Lolers, forgot to add that. Love having an old chinwag/debate with myself

Ghandee · 01-10-2011 12:45AM

Pick dingleberrys from my untrimmed bum, and flick them at the holy picture!

I actually got caught once, but that's a whole other story!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 01-10-2011 12:46AM

Sit around in me jocks with my hand on my crotch and shower/toilet with the door wide open
Sorry if it's crude but it's the truth

Edit : I tend to sing 'My Way' a hell of a lot also

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 12:51AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Ugh! You watch Fair City ... ugh! That's just ... ugh!

Fade street

But in fairness only to fap one off over those stuck up ladies I could never pull, but in my mind oh yes oh yes oh yes!:D

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:52AM

Arian Immense Temptation wrote: »

Sit around in me jocks with my hand on my crotch and shower/toilet with the door wide open

+1 me too

While singing random tunes in falsetto....forgot about that

bronte · 01-10-2011 12:54AM

I have the place to myself tonight.

So far I've
Taken all my clothes off as soon as I got home and have been wearing a fleecy blanket since.
Had several arguments with myself.
Drank some beer
Made a kind of fort in front of the tv
Taken my make up off in stripes...as in cleansed different lines on my face.

Yep...bored!

TheMilkyPirate · 01-10-2011 12:55AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

What do you get up to when on your Tobler? When you've the place to your self, when your OH is out for the night or your housemates or parentals are away? Besides fapping and porn what other (private) behaviour do you like to indulge in in the safety of your own home safe in the knowledge you won't be disturbed or seen by civilised human beings? I'd like to consider myself a laydee but if at home on my own then I'm quite partial to picking at my toenails while sitting around in the in the nip. Or sometimes watching Fair City episoses I "accidentally" recorded by mistake. :cool: I'm also partial to those teacake things that are on offer at Spar at the moment (the ones Grannys or parish priests buy) so I like to eat three in a row like Elvis at a cake convention. I also put on a bit of CJ Bolland at top volume (circa 98) from time to time and have a "rave" by my very self for the craic. Crazy I tells ya....

I love you.

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:57AM

bronte wrote: »

Had several arguments with myself.

Haha pissed arguing in the mirror...love it

The making up is always so heartfelt too!

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 12:57AM

speaking of fade street whats the name of the blondie main character? need some fodder and cant find a thing on google images.

EDIT: this is my SSB

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 12:58AM

Vogue or Louise?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 01-10-2011 12:58AM

Who am I kidding, I live alone and am getting crazier by the day

Actually I'm not, when I was living with people I would be batsh*t crazy when I had the place to myself, now I'm relatively normal. But do sing and leave the doors open and talk to inamninate objects "what are you doing in the kitchen remote ya big hairy arse, get back into the sitting room where I can be minding ya..."

Diageio_Man · 01-10-2011 01:01AM

baraca wrote: »

I love you.

deffo a keeper here you go OP.

go nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbRAgXZYtU

maygitchell · 01-10-2011 01:01AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Vogue or Louise?

JACKPOT!!:D

http://www.google.ie/search?q=Louise+Johnston&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=717

whubee · 01-10-2011 01:02AM

does the car count as toblerone?

if yes - scream my throat out at absolute full force to the following in the manner of a nutter. (on big empty roads - i.e alone/toblerone)

not in the good way but in the 'jesus i should get help way'. (must vent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQOSfnV4hM

Miss Fluff · 01-10-2011 01:07AM

Diageio_Man wrote: »

deffo a keeper here you go OP. go nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbRAgXZYtU

Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Chuck Stone · 01-10-2011 01:07AM

bronte wrote: »

Made a kind of fort in front of the tv

*ever so slightly jealous*

Saila · 01-10-2011 01:08AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

the godess

fyp.
she is delicious

Louise Johnson I mean..

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