Most debauched night of your life?

I posted this before but I'll post it again....

The most debauched night was last year in Liddos, a strip club in Nairobi. It was located on one of the dodgiest streets in the city, infamous for all sorts of crime - River Road!

Anyways after arriving by taxi at about 1am and hastily making our way to the door (3 white guys walking those streets at night = trouble) we walked up the stairs, paid the 3euro entry fee and went into the stripclub - instant smell of musk, sweat, beer and minge, and the African ragga music turned up to 11. We were the only three whiteys there.

They were showing hardcore porn on widescreen tvs mounted around the walls. The 100% male clientele were just sitting around drinking beer, either watching the HD porn on the tvs, watching one of the many naked women walking around, or actually getting a lapdance (in full view of everybody). The lapdances cost less than two euro.

There were two naked women (no knickers) dancing on the bar, one was a huge fat momma, and she was mashing her arse into some guys face as he cradled his beer - and he was loving it. I mean her arse was actually touching his nose and lips and he was smiling!

The other girl dancing at the bar was pretty facking hot, nothing on, hanging on a pole on the ceiling which was parallel to the bar and doing splits in mid air. There was one old guy using the torch on his phone to get a better look at her minge, as the place was pretty dark.

As I was waiting at the bar to be served I was molested from every angle by naked women. My nether regions were squez to bits and one of them tried to kiss me. Others would just walk past but make sure to bump their naked arses across me as they passed.

I ordered a beer through the legs of the stripper on the bar, actually talking to the barman underneath her minge. It's kind of silly calling them strippers as they weren't stripping, they were already naked.

We went and took a seat. After a short while a girl came over and lay down on our table, grabbed one of our empty bottles and pleasured herself with it for a while. Then another naked lady came over and started licking the other girl... on our table... I felt extremely sleazy, just sitting back with a beer and watching these girls lick and suck the bejaysus out of eachother. And they both had c-sections... One of the guys asked for a lapdance, and she took him over to a nearby empty seat and went to work on him, and it was a very intense workout...

I needed some cigs so went outside to a shop right next door that I saw on my way in, but it was closed. I stood on the street for 3 seconds too long and I had a group of guys around me, all chewing qat, (little red twigs, chewing the twigs gives an amphetamine/speed like effect), the eyes only hanging out of them, jaws working overtime. They asked me what I was looking for, I said cigarettes, then they all offered to take me around the corner to another shop... "it's just there, 2 minutes, we will get cigarettes...". This was extremely dodgy so I declined the offer and went back inside to find that my friend had finished the lapdance and was looking pretty flushed... we found out that he actually came in his pants during the lapdance!

Anyway we only had one more beer there and left due to an overdose of sleaze.