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Most debauched night of your life?
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27-09-2011 7:12pm#1
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I'm usually a gentle innocent soul but a few months back after a bit too much alcohol i did end up in a menage a trois with two girls at a house party, im sure this is the norm for most boardsies but not me;)
Not ashamed surely? I've a hankering for some debauchery of that nature.
Unfortunately I despise alcohol, so it's not easy
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OK, my memory of the night is pretty hazy, but I have the key details.
It was 2 years ago I was away with a certain group I was a member of doing what we do. When we completed what we do we went for pints, lots of pints, really cheap pints. €2.90. But before the pints me and my best friend decided it would be a good idea to pre-game. So had a double naggin each, easily done for anyone who normally drinks.
The group I am a member of happens to include ALOT of Culchie girls who just happen to be pretty loose, in other words, my kind of girls.
Well, the beer flowed and the festivities kicked in with a "disco" in the place we were drinking, it was that culchie. I never had less than 3 pints in front of me for some reason everyone kept buying me drinks, not that I complained. After I don't know how many, but at probably 10 o clockish, I blacked out, so I only have a story of what happened me until 1 am.
My 2 best friends and one of our seniors who we are friendly with decided it would be a good idea to carry me outside and swing me about for a while...then they dropped me on the floor for fun. I don't remember this, but I do remember the scrapes.
I continue drinking and come to at about 1 am when I arrive back at our accomodation block, I am on my way to bed, thoroughly wrecked and ready for sleep when I get pulled aside by one of the aforementioned culchie girls. She is not attractive, not even slightly, but I go with it because I am too drunk to refuse and well, why not? So she drags me into the girls toilets where she proceeds to mount me, apparently my willy is still working, so I'm "having fun" I guess.
I hear a voice...."Mini, is that you in there?" I snigger really loudly but don't answer. The girl I'm with says she is alone, but decides to put a stop to it anyway. Grand enough I head out and there are 3 people out there, 2 girls, 1 guy and I exit with the culchie.
For some reason I actually kiss her goodnight, which is probably the worst part of the story, and I head back to the bathroom to have a chat and whatever because now I am awake so why not.
I am talking away to the 3 people, and the guy is a complete dickhead so I ignore him, as he is trying to grope one of the girls, a lesbian who can handle herself but loves attention. I talk away to the other girl, talking **** and whatever. The other two go away to bed and me and the girl stay up as I had fetched my vodka and we were supping away.
She asks why I would do the big culchie one, I don't have an answer but we laugh about it anyway. Then, because I'm smooth as hell I lean in and kiss her. I do we maul for a while hands roaming and whatnot, it's now about 5 am, I am in the girls bathroom and I have to be up at 6 am to do something that I have to do with the group I am with. But we decide it's a good idea to head into the shower room, self enclosed, and to have a little fun.
Well, we go in there, she gives me head, I go down on her, it takes literally 50 mins for me to get off because I am so hammered. But I do and with a bit on her tits and some on her face, I hadn't had a bit of "alone time" in a while so there was quite a bit. Well, I am spent, and we sit there talking for another 5 mins, because I'm a gentleman and won't just run haha. I am naked except for my shoes....my very distinctive vans...which can be seen under the crack in the door.
I hear the door to the Toilet block open and it heads for the enclosed showers, "Mini, is that you? What are you doing in there" "Mini, come out here now." I panic, it's a friend of mine who I really didn't want knowing what I did...well, not right then. So I get dressed and stay in until I hear the shower going when I send the girl out. She meets my friend and says I'm not there, it's just her alone, I fetch my glasses from the sinks, and swig the remainder of my now very very flat vodka and coke.
I run to my room, put on my clothes that I have to wear and I wake the other friends who are going doing what I am doing. I am still VERY VERY drunk at this stage, and I head up, I am inspected which for some reason I get away with and I am put in a box for 8 hours, I sleep the whole time except when cars come along and beep their horns to wake me. I am sure I am gonna get in trouble, but I am never caught.
So, that's not the MOST debauched story I have but it's the one that popped to mind. I'll tell another if this thread continues with good ones.
For those who may know what I am on about the place I was at is a Cool place to spend Money.
TL;DR Got drunk as hell shagged a heifer and got a blowie off another.0 -
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minidazzler wrote: »OK, my memory of the night is pretty hazy, but I have the key details.
It was 2 years ago I was away with a certain group I was a member of doing what we do. When we completed what we do we went for pints, lots of pints, really cheap pints. €2.90. But before the pints me and my best friend decided it would be a good idea to pre-game. So had a double naggin each, easily done for anyone who normally drinks.
The group I am a member of happens to include ALOT of Culchie girls who just happen to be pretty loose, in other words, my kind of girls.
Well, the beer flowed and the festivities kicked in with a "disco" in the place we were drinking, it was that culchie. I never had less than 3 pints in front of me for some reason everyone kept buying me drinks, not that I complained. After I don't know how many, but at probably 10 o clockish, I blacked out, so I only have a story of what happened me until 1 am.
My 2 best friends and one of our seniors who we are friendly with decided it would be a good idea to carry me outside and swing me about for a while...then they dropped me on the floor for fun. I don't remember this, but I do remember the scrapes.
I continue drinking and come to at about 1 am when I arrive back at our accomodation block, I am on my way to bed, thoroughly wrecked and ready for sleep when I get pulled aside by one of the aforementioned culchie girls. She is not attractive, not even slightly, but I go with it because I am too drunk to refuse and well, why not? So she drags me into the girls toilets where she proceeds to mount me, apparently my willy is still working, so I'm "having fun" I guess.
I hear a voice...."Mini, is that you in there?" I snigger really loudly but don't answer. The girl I'm with says she is alone, but decides to put a stop to it anyway. Grand enough I head out and there are 3 people out there, 2 girls, 1 guy and I exit with the culchie.
For some reason I actually kiss her goodnight, which is probably the worst part of the story, and I head back to the bathroom to have a chat and whatever because now I am awake so why not.
I am talking away to the 3 people, and the guy is a complete dickhead so I ignore him, as he is trying to grope one of the girls, a lesbian who can handle herself but loves attention. I talk away to the other girl, talking **** and whatever. The other two go away to bed and me and the girl stay up as I had fetched my vodka and we were supping away.
She asks why I would do the big culchie one, I don't have an answer but we laugh about it anyway. Then, because I'm smooth as hell I lean in and kiss her. I do we maul for a while hands roaming and whatnot, it's now about 5 am, I am in the girls bathroom and I have to be up at 6 am to do something that I have to do with the group I am with. But we decide it's a good idea to head into the shower room, self enclosed, and to have a little fun.
Well, we go in there, she gives me head, I go down on her, it takes literally 50 mins for me to get off because I am so hammered. But I do and with a bit on her tits and some on her face, I hadn't had a bit of "alone time" in a while so there was quite a bit. Well, I am spent, and we sit there talking for another 5 mins, because I'm a gentleman and won't just run haha. I am naked except for my shoes....my very distinctive vans...which can be seen under the crack in the door.
I hear the door to the Toilet block open and it heads for the enclosed showers, "Mini, is that you? What are you doing in there" "Mini, come out here now." I panic, it's a friend of mine who I really didn't want knowing what I did...well, not right then. So I get dressed and stay in until I hear the shower going when I send the girl out. She meets my friend and says I'm not there, it's just her alone, I fetch my glasses from the sinks, and swig the remainder of my now very very flat vodka and coke.
I run to my room, put on my clothes that I have to wear and I wake the other friends who are going doing what I am doing. I am still VERY VERY drunk at this stage, and I head up, I am inspected which for some reason I get away with and I am put in a box for 8 hours, I sleep the whole time except when cars come along and beep their horns to wake me. I am sure I am gonna get in trouble, but I am never caught.
So, that's not the MOST debauched story I have but it's the one that popped to mind. I'll tell another if this thread continues with good ones.
For those who may know what I am on about the place I was at is a Cool place to spend Money.
TL;DR Got drunk as hell shagged a heifer and got a blowie off another.
Okay, got it. You've had sex.
At least once.0 -
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At my first house party I got all sorts of drinks and drank it threw a straw! Now this was a concoction of numerous cheap vodkas whiskeys bears wines EVERYTHING and it was roughly the same volume as 1Pint.
After ingesting this god awfull mixture i proceeded to harass this fine one about the house just couldnt get over her cute face and round tits
then after watching an episode of Southpark I was convinced my last nae was hitler so i proceeded to run around saying kill the jews and what not
that continued for the next hour or so until nature called when I missed and left a pudle on the floor and instead of wiping it up the best plan was to move the toilet onto it which i did sortof I droped it sideways so more water was spilt and i also blocked the door with it and somehow managed to escape out a window thadidnt open more then 30 degrees whith a gap of about 5 inches
I looked back upon that night for the following week with such embaressment whereas now i look back and think I was a fecking legend !!!:D
I got over my fears of talking to women almost took over the world and ...........for one night only........ I was the worlds greatest escape artist:D:D:D:D:D:D 0 -
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For shame 4leto for shameNo they frightened me, she was snogging me then said I would like to meet someone, this is my husband, my jaw dropped.
They tried to talk me into a threesome, but Fred and Rose came to mind, so I imagined myself after the night of passion, under the patio.
So I legged it.
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I was offered a threesome by a husband and wife does that count.
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Does any one know the cottage on the Kilkenny road out of Carlow? has it's own pitstop type entrance, shrouded by trees about a 1/2 mile up from the college
That ****n house man.. My rent was by way of doing dishes n picking shrooms in the field out back, whilst the lads were at their college.. '96. one weekend we just holed up there.. n.. Uhh.. lost weekend. all I remember is even the cat was on acid and Monday morning I ended up in drag at texaco garage buying provisions.
Booze, hash and acid weekender. typical fare can't really compete. 0 -
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