Dragon's Den - After Hours Edition.

Raiser · 23-09-2011 01:35PM #1

Basically you pitch your business idea as you would on the TV show and People can then analyse it and decide whether or not to invest based on its genius merits or unfortunate flaws - simples.

I'll get the ball rolling.......

Steriandle - An extra handle fitted on Toilet Doors for use only by People who have washed their hands!

You see them frequently in the pub, hotels, restaurants etc. - Filthy Gobshítes scrotum-scavenging, peeing all over their grubby hands, arsé-picking etc. and then by passing the washbasins and straight back out the door. You then wash your hands of course but you then have to use the same filthy, fecal, pubed-up handle :eek:

My Company aims to retro fit every toilet door on the Planet with a Steriandle situated 6 inches above the existing one - Profits are going to be immense, this is one of my last remaining days on this Earth not coked to the gills and chugging Champagne.

I'm looking for an investment of 50,000 and guaranteeing 2% of Global revenue for 5 years.

Small print - If you choose to take part in this thread you are assumed to have agreed to the following. If an idea born here subsequently becomes a commercial success then you are legally obliged to pay me 10% of all profits for life as without me you would have remained an unfulfilled entity. Seriously. I mean it.

NabyLadistheman · 23-09-2011 01:36PM

Im out.

kfallon · 23-09-2011 01:36PM

Bertie Ahern dart board, get them quick while stocks last, sure to be no.1 present for the Christmas!

xzanti · 23-09-2011 01:37PM

Oh yeah, sure.. Why don't I just post up the blueprints for the ********* while I'm at it :rolleyes:

Pfffft

Uriel. · 23-09-2011 01:38PM

Suarezistheman wrote: »

Im out.

I was never IN in the first place :cool:

Yakult · 23-09-2011 01:39PM

I'll give you €50 for 60% share. Sounds good, deal.

stupidusername · 23-09-2011 01:39PM

Mine is a stick. It's a special stick that allows the owner of it to beat stupid people / ignorant people / annoying children with it, and you face no penalities or judgements.

It will cost a reasonable €50.

kfallon · 23-09-2011 01:41PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Mine is a stick. It's a special stick that allows the owner of it to beat stupid people / ignorant people / annoying children with it, and you face no penalities or judgements.

It will cost a reasonable €50.

What's the lifespan??? Also will I get a refund if I break it off the first person???

GavRedKing · 23-09-2011 01:41PM

Just bring in hand santizer in your pocket / bag and spray your hands after you leave the bathroom?

Mickey H · 23-09-2011 01:42PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Mine is a stick. It's a special stick that allows the owner of it to beat stupid people / ignorant people / annoying children with it, and you face no penalities or judgements.

It will cost a reasonable €50.

Patent infringement. A wavin pipe has already been invented. I'm out.

AlmightyCushion · 23-09-2011 01:44PM

A super fun happy slide that is fitted to the side of skyscrapers and other tall buildings which lets you exit the building quickly and is much more fun than an elevator.

A kettle with wifi built in so you can boil it remotely from anywhere you have an internet connection. Actually just stick wifi in everything, wifi is great.

23-09-2011 01:45PM

You'll have to pick 5 people to be the Dragons themselves. Obviously there'll be no money involved, unless someone wants to take it that extra step!

The Master · 23-09-2011 01:46PM

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you know, for kids

podgemonster · 23-09-2011 01:46PM

Ok here is my idea,been going back in forth in my head for a number of years now.

Mint Jaffa Cakes

c_man · 23-09-2011 01:47PM

My product: A bottle bin for blue coloured bottles.

I'm never sure which one to throw them into. This would solve all sorts of confusion across the country (especially for big Harveys Bristol Cream drinkers).

I want E250,000 for 10% of my company.

ejmaztec · 23-09-2011 01:47PM

Yakult wrote: »

I'll give you €50 for 60% share. Sounds good, deal.

You seem a smart guy, do you want to buy some snake-oil @ €100 a shot?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 23-09-2011 01:47PM

Mine is a Strawberry seeder.
Fed up of those pesky seeds on strawberrys?
for €19.99.99 the patented strawberry seeder will make your life complete.

I require a one time investment of €1 million dollars for 100% of the company

Coming soon, Peach-Fuzz Shavers

AlmightyCushion · 23-09-2011 01:47PM

A real life ignore button so you can ignore people you don't like in real life. It won't actually be a button of course, instead it will be a baseball bat with ignore written on it.

mikom · 23-09-2011 01:48PM

podgemonster wrote: »

Ok here is my idea,been going back in forth in my head for a number of years now.

Mint Jaffa Cakes

Viscount me out.

mickdw · 23-09-2011 01:48PM

I think the steriandle has a few flaws.

Im out.

Steridoor is where its at. Thanks for the idea.

Sykk · 23-09-2011 01:50PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

A super fun happy slide that is fitted to the side of skyscrapers and other tall buildings which lets you exit the building quickly and is much more fun than an elevator.

No that would never work, don't bother.

*rings patent office*

RachaelVO · 23-09-2011 01:50PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

A real life ignore button so you can ignore people you don't like in real life. It won't actually be a button of course, instead it will be a baseball bat with ignore written on it.

I'll bloody well sign over the deeds to my house if you can pull that one off!

mikom · 23-09-2011 01:51PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

A real life ignore button so you can ignore people you don't like in real life.

Pound shop version already out.....

junipergreen wrote: »

This is a bizarre post but I really would like other people's opinions on my weirdo neighbour's bizarre behaviour...

So there's an old man who lives next door to my apartment building. Never even noticed him until this freaky **** started a few weeks ago - he came out his gate and walked past us with a newspaper held up to hide his face from off. Several times me and my flatmate have seen him walk past our window with the newspaper held up too. Now if it was a once off I wouldn't think anything of, or alternatively if he did it all the time I wouldn't take it personally - but as of today we're 100% sure this is just for us. He walked past as we were outside smoking and as soon as he passed us he took the newspaper down. He walked past his gate and kept going so I peeped around the corner to see what he was up to - only to see him turn around, realise that I was looking at him and promptly throw the newspaper back up in front of his face. WTF?

Any suggestions as to what on earth is going through this man's head? Having seen his face today I know that I don't recognise him at all, so it's definitely not someone I've ever had a run in with. We're totally freaked out by this and not really sure what's going on - any help?!

biko · 23-09-2011 01:51PM

A toilet brush with a gear knob, for when driving the porcelain bus.
Idea is yours for free.

Corkfeen · 23-09-2011 01:52PM

I was gonna say a twitter toilet but they apparently exist already.

lookinbusy · 23-09-2011 01:53PM

I'll give you 100% of my business for a tenner, the idea is for an 'anti-thanks' button for boards, maybe it could be called the 'F*ck off' button

Lando Griffin · 23-09-2011 01:54PM

Sick of your orange coloured tan?
Want to stand out from the crowd.
Introducing TanTints, the multi coloured tan.
Available in a wide range of colours and even mix your own colour.

Fremen · 23-09-2011 01:54PM

Gerbils. I'm gonna sell gerbils.

Money please?

smurgen · 23-09-2011 01:55PM

china men in a cage service- for the wealthy alcoholic.Say you're rich and bate from the drink and in the market for a new liver, i have the perfect solution for ya - a fresh chinaman's liver . Basically have a load of naked china men in a cage with a massive electronic claw over the top of the cage. You wheel in the alco millionaire and let them choose which chinamans liver they'd like.
Now the "lucky" cihinaman is probably gona run away from the mechanical claw so you're gona have to bribe the other chinamen to restrain him, throwing in a few chicken balls or a few 3 in 1's, that aught to do the trick.
Next grab him with said claw. Power hose him and restrain him, then it's staight into the operating theatre and before you know it hey presto! There you have it a fresh, untainted liver! Withing 2 weeks the millionaire is back in his local drinking gin and tonics.

silvershark · 23-09-2011 01:56PM

My Idea:

Condom in a Can (TM)...

Its a sprayable latex compound which can be sprayed straight to the required area, hardens on contact with the skin (pun intended). Especially useful for use when drunk reducing risk of breakages and tearing by fingernails.

Need cash injection to develop flavoured varieties and branch out into other areas like sprayable latex gloves, etc..

250,000 for 1% share - theres alot of drunk horny people around

Genghiz Cohen · 23-09-2011 01:56PM

A device which allows you to strangle and viciously beat someone you are talking to across the internet or phone.
Patent Pending.

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