Secondary school-teachers nicknames

filthymcnasty · 21-09-2011 04:09AM #1

Had a teacher called the Fonz ...ala Happy Days, not sure why

Jesus Wept · 21-09-2011 04:15AM

One teacher walked in a very stiff manner due to back problems/plates in her back.
She was known as Robocop.

Chuck Stone · 21-09-2011 04:18AM

Slag*

*She used to be a welder.

seanybiker · 21-09-2011 04:26AM

The tank - she was fat.
Shaky Jake - think he had a stroke or something and used to shake a bit.
Fecky decky - first name Declan and he had a camp voice.
Bulldog - really angry teacher.
Pup - bulldogs son.
The P.E dephile. - P.E teacher.
There was loads more but I was rarely in school and can't remember a load of them.

Chainsaw billy - woodwork teacher, all the benches in his class where hacked to bits. Angry little shyte him.

chupacabra · 21-09-2011 05:41AM

Fat Willy - Obese history teacher
Pussy - Biology teacher that let students get away with murder because he feared them
Big bad bridie - CRAAAAZZZYY irish teacher
Noddy - Career guidance counsellor that for all intents and purposes.. looked like noddy.
Thunder tits - French teacher with a massive pair of Zeppelin tits
Psycho bob - irish teacher with a notorious temper
Buddy - no idea how he got his nickname, he was a stick thin, elderly math teacher
The Tits - a teacher who had THE perfect pair of tits.. but not much else about her was so perfect

and many more that I cant remember

Pompey Magnus · 21-09-2011 06:47AM

That nicknames I can remember were: Nob, Butt, T4, Rat, Jeepers Creepers, Flick and Monkey.

T4 got his simply because that was the room number he was assigned for a parent teachers meeting in my 5th year, my class assigned the nickname to him and it stuck, kids years later were still calling him it even though they would have had no idea why or where it came from.

Potential-Monke · 21-09-2011 07:07AM

The Dragon - French teacher who was feared by all due to her constant giving out and that stare... But i soon put a spanner in her works.

Peg-leg - A nun whose right leg was slightly smaller and 3 times the width of the other.

The Goat - looked like one and stuttered a bit

Pocahontas - Spitting image of the cartoon one, bloody savage!

Chuck Stone · 21-09-2011 07:27AM

Had a teacher in secondary school who kept telling us to 'pull ourselves together'.

Her name?

Annette Curtin

Apanachi · 21-09-2011 07:37AM

I went to a convent school and one of the nuns teaching us was called Sr. Gertrude, we called her "Dirty Gerty" (cos she was - I'm telling ye guys, those nuns only had one thing on their minds - and it wasn't God!!!)

21-09-2011 08:03AM

Rambo, butch, big mamma. Anyone else on here recognise them?

MyKeyG · 21-09-2011 08:09AM

We called our vice principle 'The Gonk' cos he had a massive snozz.

whiskeyman · 21-09-2011 08:25AM

filthymcnasty wrote: »

Had a teacher called the Fonz ...ala Happy Days, not sure why

I bet he kept giving you all A's

Seachmall · 21-09-2011 08:53AM

Screech (looked like Screech from Saved By The Bell)
The Knack (had typical traveller surname, look, voice, etc. nice guy though)
Ms. Piggy

Like any school we had ****-loads, just can't think of any right now.

@MyKeyG,
I went to that school

well after The Gonk retired though.

foxyboxer · 21-09-2011 08:58AM

Jaws - pronounced jawline. Very original.

Pandora2 · 21-09-2011 08:59AM

Headmaster for 2nd Level was known as The Thug......tough school:eek::eek::eek:

envirowill · 21-09-2011 09:03AM

chupacabra wrote: »

Fat Willy - Obese history teacher
Pussy - Biology teacher that let students get away with murder because he feared them
Big bad bridie - CRAAAAZZZYY irish teacher
Noddy - Career guidance counsellor that for all intents and purposes.. looked like noddy.
Thunder tits - French teacher with a massive pair of Zeppelin tits
Psycho bob - irish teacher with a notorious temper
Buddy - no idea how he got his nickname, he was a stick thin, elderly math teacher
The Tits - a teacher who had THE perfect pair of tits.. but not much else about her was so perfect

and many more that I cant remember

That's the Green in Tralee. I remember those

In fairness Psycho Bob was a nice guy, short tempered but never raised a hand or anything out of order. Paddy B on the otherhand....if you were in the school when he was there (early/mid 90's) you'd remember the fights.

pancuronium · 21-09-2011 09:34AM

Bigbird - she was about 6' 7'

py2006 · 21-09-2011 09:40AM

We had a:

Robocop
Noddy

Sonnenblumen · 21-09-2011 09:42AM

Popeye - our great and memorable Maths (and Religious Studies!) teacher. He had a glass eye. Still tears me up when I remember the local ice cream van driving around nearby in the afternoons playing that tune...popeye.

Mr Ryan - RIP.

Caveman1 · 21-09-2011 09:43AM

Worm
Woody
Titch
Not sure where the names came from they were made up before my I started

pajunior · 21-09-2011 09:46AM

Not a teachers one but:

First day of secondary school kid stands up in front of our class, "In my old school people called me fat head and I didn't like it so I would appreciate it if no-one here did"
10 years later most people only know him as fat head.

Joeface · 21-09-2011 09:56AM

2 X 4 , How cruel are kids , she was short and wide. I'm trying not to laugh but it was funny.I'm pretty sure someone actually said that to her face.

French teacher , was Little Hitler. man that mustache was awful ...still is

and Br Power ,aka Moses , now picture been the dumb first year that taught he was Br Moses and calling him that. FFS my ear hurts think about it

yeppydeppy · 21-09-2011 09:59AM

We had a Fr. Cunningham and his nickname was Sly Bacon.

Saint_Mel · 21-09-2011 10:03AM

We had:
- The Ghost Who Walks ... really old, pale and frail teacher.
- Red Jumper Man ... wore the same red jumper for almost all of the year.
- Bun Head ... its true, the man had a head shaped like a bun.
- Obi Wan ... he was te cut out of Obi Wan Kenobi.
- Brick ... surname was Wall and he was massive.
- Freaky ... cant really remember why?
- Loopy ... cant really remember why?
- The Virgin ... religion teacher who used to get woefully red and flustered any time sex was mentioned. She got the other religion teacher to talk to our class when it came to sex ed topics.
- Edward Shovel Hands ... the man had hands like shovels!
- Speedy ... little maths teacher who used to tear through the corridors
- Blue hair ... old teacher with a blue rinse

coats · 21-09-2011 10:04AM

Caveman1 wrote: »

Worm
Woody
Titch
Not sure where the names came from they were made up before my I started

Della in Raheny? Titch died a couple of months ago

Cookie_Monster · 21-09-2011 10:07AM

Splodge - hugely fat
Big Murph - he was tall and called Murphy
The Fonze - cos he had that half baked fonzie manner
Neck - he had none, chin straight to chest
Radar - thick as hell but had great ears
The Jap - dunno, was small and kinda looked Japanese I guess
Igor - cos she was horrifically ugly
Cyril the Squirrel - like the post office savings squirrel
Satin - cos he was an evil bastard

there were plenty more that don't come to mind at the minute

BEASTERLY · 21-09-2011 10:15AM

Panzee Doyle:D

Very camp straight man.

C Eng · 21-09-2011 10:17AM

The Fat Controller - Headmaster who was the double for the one off
Thomas the Tank Engine

Slap Head - No explanation required

brock92 · 21-09-2011 10:18AM

Rambo
Thunder Tits
Animal

allanb49 · 21-09-2011 10:21AM

Had a teacher called Bunny

Found out he got his name cause he once set his tie on fire with a bunsen burner

Another one,

Batman

Old school teacher, had the cape and cowl mortarborard

Tom Cruises Left Nut · 21-09-2011 10:22AM

"Sweaty Unicorn Boy" - Personal Hygeine issues and just one tuft of hair sticking out of the front of his head ! :pac:

Secondary school-teachers nicknames

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