people who steal food from the work fridge

joe stodge · 20-09-2011 10:56AM #1

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

Dravokivich · 20-09-2011 10:58AM

For the next while shít in your lunch. That might stop'em.

kfallon · 20-09-2011 10:58AM

joe stodge wrote: »

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

Stay behind late tonight and when he/she is gone home shit in their drawer

That'll learn them

py2006 · 20-09-2011 10:58AM

Wow that is pretty lame.

I would ask that particualar person if they know anything about it. If they get all awkward then you have him

billybudd · 20-09-2011 10:59AM

just to be sure, ''lunchbox'' isnt a metaphor for something else

:D

biko · 20-09-2011 10:59AM

Fridgecam

Gmol · 20-09-2011 11:02AM

joe stodge wrote: »

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

Piss on your lunch and then when it is robbed annouce to the office what you did. Should be obvious who took it then:D

Fozzydog3 · 20-09-2011 11:02AM

I propose you make yourself a sandwich then hock up the biggest filthiest golliers on to it and bring it in and let them steal away , then after a while tell your colleagues in fleeting conversation what youve been doing someone will have to live with it in secrecy and it'll tear away at their soul for the rest of their lives

Gummy Panda · 20-09-2011 11:06AM

don't shít in a sandwich. That's just filthy and wrong.

Instead get the hottest season you can think of and apply it liberally to the sandwich. I'm thinking like a nice paste of wasabi hidden in there.

skimpydoo · 20-09-2011 11:06AM

Make some sandwiches and put some laxatives in them. When they start going to the loo all afternoon it will make them think twice about robbing anymore food.

Mr E · 20-09-2011 11:06AM

http://www.thinkofthe.com/product.php?name=anti-theft-lunch-bags

FlutterinBantam · 20-09-2011 11:10AM

Hmmm had that experience once... a female by the way,took a liking to the Flutt's sarnies and constantly helped herself.

Brazenly denied all inquiries,and got a bit snippy too.

Got my chance when she left her large red handbag unattended in a secluded area,so I hosed out a nice soft cornet of poo poo into a paper bag and left it well worked into her credit cards.

had no trouble after that

Uriel. · 20-09-2011 11:10AM

joe stodge wrote: »

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

Is your name Simon Dempsey?
Is the person you suspect called David Thorne???

If so, why not fill out an F26A?

Best solution to be honest.

--Kaiser-- · 20-09-2011 11:19AM

Put some deliciously tasty food in there. The food thief will doubtless strike again. Little do they know you have infected the food with smallpox.

Problem. Solved.

Mr.Crinklewood · 20-09-2011 11:24AM

Make an alarm:- http://m.wikihow.com/Make-a-Lunchbox-Alarm

Or leave a love note to the aforementioned thief in the lunchbox.

Kintarō Hattori · 20-09-2011 11:25AM

Happens in my place all the time. Nothing gets eaten outright but little bits disappear here and there. It's very annoying.

revell · 20-09-2011 11:26AM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Put some deliciously tasty food in there. The food thief will doubtless strike again. Little do they know you have infected the food with smallpox.

Problem. Solved.

Smallpox is curable:(

Beefy78 · 20-09-2011 11:31AM

Ronan Leonard wrote: »

Make some sandwiches and put some laxatives in them. When they start going to the loo all afternoon it will make them think twice about robbing anymore food.

We did that at Uni. We had some little wanker in the first year raiding the fridges in Halls so we put some laxatives in a yoghurt. Never had any bother after that.

Alter-Ego · 20-09-2011 11:36AM

Leave some passive aggressive post-it notes. That'll show the bastard!

puffy the panpipe player · 20-09-2011 11:39AM

Just this morning OP!

I'm on unpaid (FUCKING UNPAID YOU WANKERS) work experience

It is costing me money to come in here. I bought a sliced pan and some slices of ham to eat for lunch during the week.

Went into the office for half an hour, came out and the sliced pan had been opened and 6 slices or so missing. The ham had been opened and half of it missing. The 24 pack of laughing cow that I brought in last week had 2 left in it. I had eaten three!

Pricks! They all get paid . . . I DON'T.

donalg1 · 20-09-2011 11:56AM

joe stodge wrote: »

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

Parked my car in the Staff Only Car Park and when i went to go home that evening i had a nice big scratch along the rear passenger side door, like someone had driven into the space beside me and when reversing out dragged their bumper along it for the laugh, then just drove off and didnt bother saying anything to me. Its not the fact it was damaged and i was left out of pocket its that they drove off that annoys me the most.

ejmaztec · 20-09-2011 11:59AM

Disembowelling is a foolproof method of finding the culprit.

donalg1 · 20-09-2011 12:00PM

puffy the panpipe player wrote: »

Just this morning OP!

I'm on unpaid (FUCKING UNPAID YOU WANKERS) work experience

It is costing me money to come in here. I bought a sliced pan and some slices of ham to eat for lunch during the week.

Went into the office for half an hour, came out and the sliced pan had been opened and 6 slices or so missing. The ham had been opened and half of it missing. The 24 pack of laughing cow that I brought in last week had 2 left in it. I had eaten three!

Pricks! They all get paid . . . I DON'T.

Buy another pack of laughing cow, empty all the cheese out and take a dump in it, close it back up and stick that in the fridge.

py2006 · 20-09-2011 12:03PM

Where I work, people put their names on their lunch and drinks in the staff fridge etc

grizzly · 20-09-2011 12:03PM

Bring in extra sandwich and give it a liberal dose of this in it. Guaranteed to stop it.

pickarooney · 20-09-2011 12:07PM

I'm not sure if it's some weird karma day or design but there are threads about stealing milk, stealing lunches and having food left on your doorstep. Is there some sort of twisted Robin Hood on the loose?

ejmaztec · 20-09-2011 12:11PM

pickarooney wrote: »

I'm not sure if it's some weird karma day or design but there are threads about stealing milk, stealing lunches and having food left on your doorstep. Is there some sort of twisted Robin Hood on the loose?

I haven't heard of any poor people on the receiving end, so I think it must be a run of the mill kleptomaniac.

I'm not guilty, that milk was resting in my fridge.

Gummy Panda · 20-09-2011 12:13PM

puffy the panpipe player wrote: »

Just this morning OP!

I'm on unpaid (FUCKING UNPAID YOU WANKERS) work experience

It is costing me money to come in here. I bought a sliced pan and some slices of ham to eat for lunch during the week.

Went into the office for half an hour, came out and the sliced pan had been opened and 6 slices or so missing. The ham had been opened and half of it missing. The 24 pack of laughing cow that I brought in last week had 2 left in it. I had eaten three!

Pricks! They all get paid . . . I DON'T.

BURN THE PLACE DOWN!!

starch4ser · 20-09-2011 12:16PM

joe stodge wrote: »

i recently had my lunch taken from the fridge in work and the pr1ck didnt even bother to clean the lunch box after himself. the worst part i have a good idea of who done it but without catching them i can't really say anything to them and they seem to do it on a regular basis.
is there anything lower than stealing a workmates lunch??

have you ever had this happen to you or have you ever stolen somebodys lunch??

make some sandwich's with dog food as your sandwich filler/pate and you'll have the last laugh :pac:

d1975 · 20-09-2011 12:18PM

If it has a label with my name on it it's mine, if it doesn't have a label on it it's mine too

4leto · 20-09-2011 12:18PM

He will make Blooms day a national holiday, I am all for more national holidays.

people who steal food from the work fridge

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