Dead Pigeon

Full.Duck · 19-09-2011 09:22PM #1

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad

but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

Princess Peach · 19-09-2011 09:23PM

Mmmmm Dinner for 2.

cocoshovel · 19-09-2011 09:23PM

Perform cpr and use the work places AED. If that doesn't work....Satanic Ritual.

Silverfish · 19-09-2011 09:24PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

It probably hasn't moved cos it's eating him.

Or you know, handy supply of maggots or whatever.

starbelgrade · 19-09-2011 09:25PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

I wouldn't worry about the starving bit, seeing as he's like, eh, dead and all.

GavRedKing · 19-09-2011 09:26PM

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

aaronjumper · 19-09-2011 09:26PM

Put it in a lil box and perform a Eulogy to give his friend closure.

Temptamperu · 19-09-2011 09:26PM

pidgeons have an awful bad rep, even though they are lovely friendly birds. And they are only as diseased as the next bird.

Full.Duck · 19-09-2011 09:27PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I wouldn't worry about the starving bit, seeing as he's like, eh, dead and all.

His friend isnt dead. I think its the mother or something because the ALIVE one is all fluffly and that.

Killer Pigeon · 19-09-2011 09:28PM

Don't look at me. I am forbidden from killing my own kind.

Sofiztikated · 19-09-2011 09:28PM

gavredking wrote: »

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

This. Do this.

starbelgrade · 19-09-2011 09:28PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

His friend isnt dead.

That's easily fixed.

admiralofthefleet · 19-09-2011 09:29PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

neck it, pigeons are rats with wings

Silverfish · 19-09-2011 09:30PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

His friend isnt dead. I think its the mother or something because the ALIVE one is all fluffly and that.

So, you're feeding it. You're its mother now. Congrats.

Stained Class · 19-09-2011 09:31PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

Quite a clever pigeon, that.

Dragging his dead pal around for the ole sympathy vote, not to mention some free feed!

ardinn · 19-09-2011 09:31PM

The saddest video ever!

*I have something in my eye!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaH_HlUD68

Full.Duck · 19-09-2011 09:32PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

neck it, pigeons are rats with wings

Usually i would think along the same lines. But the fact it has not moved makes me think its mourning him and has struck a cord in my heart. Im probably completely wrong and he is eating his friend as Silverfish said. But i just cant bring myself to drop a bowling ball on the cnut.

Zen65 · 19-09-2011 09:33PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

pidgeons have an awful bad rep, even though they are lovely friendly birds. And they are only as diseased as the next bird.

Yes, but right now the next bird is dead and probably crawling with maggots and bacteria.

Z

Chuck Stone · 19-09-2011 09:33PM

Did you know that 32 Pigeons were awarded a gallantry medal in WW2?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickin_Medal

Maybe he was killed by Nazi crows?

0O7 · 19-09-2011 09:35PM

place the pigeon in the bin.... so they can start the greiving process...

LH Pathe · 19-09-2011 09:41PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings.

Try telling that to Tyson on a NY rooftop. I don't find em so bad. In fact i like em, I think bats may be closer to that. had this pal from cumbria who used to say that all the time. surname Fairbrother yet he was terrible hard on em pidgeons.. but like most animals are noxious when they congregate - they're broody birds that make a nice coo and don't bolt like most birds. but I wouldn't encourage em either

stupidusername · 19-09-2011 09:42PM

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

Dangerous Man · 19-09-2011 09:43PM

He's not dead. He's sleeping...

Full.Duck · 19-09-2011 09:46PM

stupidusername wrote: »

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

Is popcorn ok?

starbelgrade · 19-09-2011 09:51PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

Is popcorn ok?

Yep. Just crack open a bag, then sit back & much while waiting for the other sky rat to kick it.

stupidusername · 19-09-2011 09:53PM

Full.Duck wrote: »

Is popcorn ok?

Yeah popcorn is fine,just without butter or salt.

AG2R · 19-09-2011 09:57PM

put the other pigeon out of its misery too.
Got a cat?

bonzodog2 · 19-09-2011 10:00PM

And if you give him popcorn, keep him well away from the microwave. So messy !

0O7 · 19-09-2011 10:01PM

stupidusername wrote: »

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

LOL

AG2R · 19-09-2011 11:04PM

Give him some rice

phasers · 19-09-2011 11:07PM

why does everyone think that pigeons are diseased? Unless you're going to be making sweet love to it then the big bad pigeon won't hurt you.

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