Dead Pigeon

Full.Duck

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

Princess Peach

Mmmmm Dinner for 2.

cocoshovel

Perform cpr and use the work places AED. If that doesn't work....Satanic Ritual.

Silverfish

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

It probably hasn't moved cos it's eating him.

Or you know, handy supply of maggots or whatever.

starbelgrade

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

I wouldn't worry about the starving bit, seeing as he's like, eh, dead and all.

GavRedKing

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

aaronjumper

Put it in a lil box and perform a Eulogy to give his friend closure.

Temptamperu

pidgeons have an awful bad rep, even though they are lovely friendly birds. And they are only as diseased as the next bird.

Full.Duck

starbelgrade wrote: »

I wouldn't worry about the starving bit, seeing as he's like, eh, dead and all.

His friend isnt dead. I think its the mother or something because the ALIVE one is all fluffly and that.

Killer Pigeon

Don't look at me. I am forbidden from killing my own kind.

Sofiztikated

gavredking wrote: »

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

This. Do this.

starbelgrade

Full.Duck wrote: »

His friend isnt dead.

That's easily fixed.

admiralofthefleet

Full.Duck wrote: »

Theres a dead pigeon out the back where i work. I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings. Put this pigeon has a buddy. His little buddy pigeon has not moved from his side in about 4-5 days. Everytime i go out for a smoke there he is beside his pal. I find this really sad but i dont want to throw the pigeon in the bin. What should i do. I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

neck it, pigeons are rats with wings

Silverfish

Full.Duck wrote: »

His friend isnt dead. I think its the mother or something because the ALIVE one is all fluffly and that.

So, you're feeding it. You're its mother now. Congrats.

Stained Class

Full.Duck wrote: »

I have been throwing him crumbs so he doesnt starve

Quite a clever pigeon, that.

Dragging his dead pal around for the ole sympathy vote, not to mention some free feed!

ardinn

The saddest video ever!

*I have something in my eye!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaH_HlUD68

Full.Duck

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

neck it, pigeons are rats with wings

Usually i would think along the same lines. But the fact it has not moved makes me think its mourning him and has struck a cord in my heart. Im probably completely wrong and he is eating his friend as Silverfish said. But i just cant bring myself to drop a bowling ball on the cnut.

Zen65

Temptamperu wrote: »

pidgeons have an awful bad rep, even though they are lovely friendly birds. And they are only as diseased as the next bird.

Yes, but right now the next bird is dead and probably crawling with maggots and bacteria.


Z

Chuck Stone

Did you know that 32 Pigeons were awarded a gallantry medal in WW2?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickin_Medal

Maybe he was killed by Nazi crows?

0O7

place the pigeon in the bin.... so they can start the greiving process...

LH Pathe

Full.Duck wrote: »

I usually hate pigeons and think they are rats with wings.

Try telling that to Tyson on a NY rooftop. I don't find em so bad. In fact i like em, I think bats may be closer to that. had this pal from cumbria who used to say that all the time. surname Fairbrother yet he was terrible hard on em pidgeons.. but like most animals are noxious when they congregate - they're broody birds that make a nice coo and don't bolt like most birds. but I wouldn't encourage em either

stupidusername

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

Dangerous Man

He's not dead. He's sleeping...

Full.Duck

stupidusername wrote: »

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

Is popcorn ok?

starbelgrade

Full.Duck wrote: »

Is popcorn ok?

Yep. Just crack open a bag, then sit back & much while waiting for the other sky rat to kick it.

stupidusername

Full.Duck wrote: »

Is popcorn ok?

Yeah popcorn is fine,just without butter or salt.

AG2R

put the other pigeon out of its misery too.
Got a cat?

bonzodog2

And if you give him popcorn, keep him well away from the microwave. So messy !

0O7

stupidusername wrote: »

My heart sank reading about his friend.i'm sorry I came in here.pigeons do mate for life,and it's possible while he wont feel what we'll feel he may not know what to do. He definitely isn't eating him,don't know how anybody got that idea. There's nothing you can do op,except if you're going to feed him,get him peanuts or seed instead of presumably bread

LOL

AG2R

Give him some rice

phasers

why does everyone think that pigeons are diseased? Unless you're going to be making sweet love to it then the big bad pigeon won't hurt you.

Seachmall

ardinn wrote: »

The saddest video ever!

*I have something in my eye!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaH_HlUD68

That is so sad
This one's of a dog trying the same, and people say animals can't love :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vpXS5BKyc

starbelgrade

phasers wrote: »

why does everyone think that pigeons are diseased? Unless you're going to be making sweet love to it then the big bad pigeon won't hurt you.

Kids - always use a condom when you're fucking a pigeon.

Sky King

Fashion a cross out of two pieces of wood.

No, don't bury him, silly! (Pidgeons arent Christian anyway) but instead get some fishing line and tie it to the cross and to the pidgeon and have yourself a pidgeon puppet show!

The kids will LOVE it!

IrishEyes19

Not to sound insensitive, lol, about the pigeon, but maybe he's only staying because you are feeding him????

af_thefragile

Seachmall wrote: »

That is so sad
This one's of a dog trying the same, and people say animals can't love :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vpXS5BKyc

W.T.F?!

sheesh

af_thefragile wrote: »

W.T.F?!

they are 2 consenting adults don't be such a prude

af_thefragile

sheesh wrote: »

they are 2 consenting adults don't be such a prude

I think that may be a bit of a push...

Ficheall

Stained Class wrote: »

Quite a clever pigeon, that.

Dragging his dead pal around for the ole sympathy vote, not to mention some free feed!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/09/16/denver-dead-friend.html

sdanseo

Seachmall wrote: »

That is so sad
This one's of a dog trying the same, and people say animals can't love :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vpXS5BKyc

That's a strange looking heimlich maneouvre. Hope to hell I never choke.

Seachmall

sdeire wrote: »

That's a strange looking heimlich maneouvre. Hope to hell I never choke.

He may have the mechanics of the maneuver wrong but his heart is in the right place.

Brings a tear to my eye every time.

graw123

gavredking wrote: »

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

hahahahahhahahhahaha!

stupidusername

phasers wrote: »

why does everyone think that pigeons are diseased? Unless you're going to be making sweet love to it then the big bad pigeon won't hurt you.

Their poo can carry diseases, same as any other bird, but it's not like any body here handles pigeons. I used to, and as long as you wash your hands after, it's fine. i'm still alive after all

af_thefragile

stupidusername wrote: »

Their poo can carry diseases, same as any other bird, but it's not like any body here handles pigeons. I used to, and as long as you wash your hands after, it's fine. i'm still alive after all

Everyone's poo carries tons of bacteria. One must be quite dumb to smear themselves in poo and believe they'll be fine.

Also most pigeons are healthy. You're not got gonna get diseased if you hold a pigeon. They're fairly clean animals.

stupidusername

af_thefragile wrote: »

Everyone's poo carries tons of bacteria. One must be quite dumb to smear themselves in poo and believe they'll be fine.

Also most pigeons are healthy. You're not got gonna get diseased if you hold a pigeon. They're fairly clean animals.

No they're really not very clean, but that's not their own fault exactly. I may like pigeons but I'm not going to ignore the fact that they are dirty. but then if you roamed the streets looking for food, dodging people and cars, trying to find food, you'd be a little stinky too.

smash

gavredking wrote: »

Buy a couple of ballons and inflate them...attach the dead pigeon to them and watch him float off with his buddy and out of your life.

And buy a couple of balloons too.

Elmidena

There once was the boardsie Full.Duck,
Who off for a fag break he snuck.
Pitying the mate of the pigeon,
He wrote then raced off to the kitchen,
And to it some bread he would chuck!


:pac:

youtheman

Put out some bread with a little bit of 'bicarbonate of soda' in it. Apparently pigeons can't 'pass gas' like us lads can do, and 'boom' ... problem solved!!!!!