So was out on Fri night.......

Giselle · 18-09-2011 07:49PM

true-or-false wrote: »

As an Irish girl myself, I like to prowl the clubs, finding 18 year old virgins, promising them sex back at mine only to harvest their still beating heart instead. Then I go round telling all their friends they died without sexy time.

Now THATS what I call a good night out.

gargleblaster · 18-09-2011 07:51PM

Sticjones wrote: »

Secretly they love it though. Otherwise why go to a nightclub at all,

:pac:

Yeah that's why women go to clubs all right.

Kevin Duffy · 18-09-2011 08:01PM

Giselle wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > girl talks back > guy assumes he's in there > girl goes home with guy > Girl is slut.

Guy talks to girl > girl talks back > guy assumes he's in there > girl doesn't go home > Girl is tease.

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's not interested > girl is stuck up cow

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's got a boyfriend > guy says he doesn't mind > girl says she does > girl is frigid.

Guy approaches girl > girl says fvck off before he gets word out > guy goes on internet site and says all Irish girls are biatches and he wouldn't anyway since they're all orange and fat.

Such is life.

Guy talks to girl > girl says "in your dreams" before she knows what he has to say

Guy smiles at no one in particular > girl sees it> girl says "in your dreams and turns away

Guy talks to girl > girl interested >girl's friends pull her away

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's got a boyfriend > guy says he's just looking for his jacket 'cos he's leaving and she's sitting on it> girl allows him get his own property with look of disgust

oppenheimer1 · 18-09-2011 08:08PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > girl says "in your dreams" before she knows what he has to say

Guy smiles at no one in particular > girl sees it> girl says "in your dreams and turns away

Guy talks to girl > girl interested >girl's friends pull her away

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's got a boyfriend > guy says he's just looking for his jacket 'cos he's leaving and she's sitting on it> girl allows him get his own property with look of disgust

More than an element of truth to this!

@rti-shm@rti · 19-09-2011 03:36AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > girl says "in your dreams" before she knows what he has to say

Guy smiles at no one in particular > girl sees it> girl says "in your dreams and turns away

Guy talks to girl > girl interested >girl's friends pull her away

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's got a boyfriend > guy says he's just looking for his jacket 'cos he's leaving and she's sitting on it> girl allows him get his own property with look of disgust

No no no. Most girls will be fine as long as you're not acting like a muppet. We're don't all think everyone just wants to get off with us if they look at us. Just home from town and I can honestly say there were more guys who couldn't speak and just tried to grope me than the number of guys who were willing to have a reasonable chat at the bar

Generally speaking:

Guy who strikes up a conversation at the bar and isn't making pelvis thrusting motions = possibly in there

Guy who just tries to randomly throw himself at you on the dancefloor = 7006.3% less attractive.

Hon the blues btw. Love a good bandwagon.

Kevin Duffy · 19-09-2011 07:13AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > etc

@rti-shm@rti wrote: »

No no no. Most girls will be fine as long as you're not acting like a muppet. We're don't all think everyone just wants to get off with us if they look at us.

Indeed, most girls will be fine, my point was that that most blokes will have experienced the rude reactions I was describing at least once and probably more and not because they were acting the muppet. It's not a one-way street on the muppetry. You may well not react to all social contact as though every bloke is hitting on you, but sadly too many women do react like that, just as too many fellas react like the one in your OP.

@rti-shm@rti wrote: »

Generally speaking:
Guy who strikes up a conversation at the bar and isn't making pelvis thrusting motions = possibly in there
Guy who just tries to randomly throw himself at you on the dancefloor = 7006.3% less attractive.
Hon the blues btw. Love a good bandwagon.

I agree with your original point, but I'd have to dispute this. I know you only say "possibly", but if this was generally true there'd be a lot more people getting it on and a lot less moaning about it, here and elsewhere.

mconigol · 19-09-2011 07:41AM

Long story short OP, most guys aren't out to have a nice chat at the bar and find a new best friend.

Son Of A Vidic · 19-09-2011 08:41AM

seanbmc wrote: »

Sounds like he gets rejected a lot :pac:

And that's his problem.

Son Of A Vidic · 19-09-2011 08:45AM

paddyandy wrote: »

If you go about flauntin' it what should you expect from young men heated up????

Christ, I wouldn't like to see you judging a rape case.

dafunk · 19-09-2011 09:00AM

I got called a lesbian by a work colleague when I refused his advances at a work do.

WTF is with that. I don't want your dick inside me so I must be gay?

HalloweenJack · 19-09-2011 09:23AM

ElleEm wrote: »

I had a similar thing happen to me at a bar. Some bloke started chatting to me, I was chatting back, being polite and having a laugh. It seemed like he was coming on to me, so I mentioned that I had a boyfriend and the bloke was like "fuk this" and stormed off!

Tbh, that sounds more like a case of he's not interested in pretending to be friends and is saying "**** this [situation]" rather than "**** you".

Mr Benevolent · 19-09-2011 09:25AM

Who tries to get with someone in a nightclub? It's the worst scenario possible for chatting someone up.

smash · 19-09-2011 09:29AM

Confab wrote: »

Who tries to get with someone in a nightclub? It's the worst scenario possible for chatting someone up.

you've never hooked up with someone on a night out?

Table Top Joe · 19-09-2011 10:33AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > girl says "in your dreams" before she knows what he has to say

Guy smiles at no one in particular > girl sees it> girl says "in your dreams and turns away

Guy talks to girl > girl interested >girl's friends pull her away

Guy talks to girl > girl says she's got a boyfriend > guy says he's just looking for his jacket 'cos he's leaving and she's sitting on it> girl allows him get his own property with look of disgust

Ha ha excellent postage! myself and all my friends have experienced most but probably all of the above,i sat next next to a girl at the end of the club a few months back and despite not saying a word to her or even looking at her she said "sorry but i have a boyfriend"....

"Eh...ok"
"You seem really nice but im spoken for"
"Im actually just sitting her waiting for my friends to get the coats to be honest"
*gives me a "yeah right" look*

You wouldnt mind but she wasnt even ok looking let alone good looking! same club different night a friend of mine is getting on really well with a girl,talking for a few minutes,both showing all the usual interested signs in each other......then one of her buddys comes over and literally drags her away! she had just told one of the other lads the girl had come out of a longterm relationship a few weeks earlier and it was "too soon" to be talking to anyone.....wtf? a grown woman cant decide this herself???

I know the Irish male-female club thing is done to death here but sweet Jesus its just so weird and difficult here compared to anywhere else ive been

Unfortunately too many guys do get way to drunk but on the other side of it a lot of Irish women need to get over themselves,i think its just an insecurity thing though as i find it tends to be the average looking ones who behave the worst in my experience,i know a few girls who are gorgeous and spend most nights out politely turning down one guy after another when it would be understandable if they were a lot ruder

smash · 19-09-2011 10:47AM

Apart from the whole "Irish women are delusional and too into themselves" argument, which is true to an extent. Am I the only one who thinks that some of these men are thick as sh!t to think that because a girl talks to them for a minute they feel they should be able to get into her knickers? Can people not be friendly any more? Perhaps the reason women have an attitude like they do is because of the reaction of these guys when they do talk to them.

martic · 19-09-2011 11:02AM

This is fool proof, with quality instructions like this there should be no single men left in Ireland

smash · 19-09-2011 11:14AM

martic wrote: »

This is fool proof, with quality instructions like this there should be no single men left in Ireland

Man that's pathetic. If you acted like that they'd think you were gay.

martic · 19-09-2011 11:17AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Oh dear, you took all that time typing to answer a sarcastic post.

To the above reply

Logical Fallacy · 19-09-2011 11:18AM

smash wrote: »

Man that's pathetic. If you acted like that they'd think you were gay.

Plus the dude is ginger.

So he never gets laid.

smash · 19-09-2011 11:18AM

martic wrote: »

To the above reply

I knew you were being sarcastic.

TheZohanS · 19-09-2011 11:21AM

martic wrote: »

This is fool proof, with quality instructions like this there should be no single men left in Ireland

Pick Up Artist lines? Can't believe you posted that, girls don't like to be manipulated. If you're a nice guy that will shine through and the girls will be interested.

19-09-2011 11:26AM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

most lads are so used to being stone walled and pushed away within seconds by stuck up and rude irish girls in clubs

Got to laugh at the fact that some people are rejected so frequently yet they decide in their heads that the problem likely lies with the entire female population of Ireland rather than to stop for a minute and think "oh dear, maybe its me???".

Then again sometimes vast and entirely made up generalisations are easier to live with that simple realities.

desertcircus · 19-09-2011 11:34AM

Reading these threads make me even happier that I'm not single and trolling around nightclubs.

Seriously, though, do we Irishmen simply not have the brains to try things differently if our current approach isn't working? Surely if you meet with nothing but rejection and frustration on nights out, it's time to think about changing how you behave, or where you go, or at least try to figure out why you're not getting anywhere.

Also, I can't believe this has to be said yet again: just because a woman is dressed up and dancing does not mean she's interested.

Elmidena · 19-09-2011 11:35AM

martic wrote: »

This is fool proof, with quality instructions like this there should be no single men left in Ireland

"When you're in a nightclub, what is the best way to open up a group of wimmin?"

I was gutted he didn't say a canopener

COYW · 19-09-2011 11:46AM

Table Top Joe wrote: »

Ha ha excellent postage! myself and all my friends have experienced most but probably all of the above,i sat next next to a girl at the end of the club a few months back and despite not saying a word to her or even looking at her she said "sorry but i have a boyfriend"....
"Eh...ok"
"You seem really nice but im spoken for"
"Im actually just sitting her waiting for my friends to get the coats to be honest"
*gives me a "yeah right" look*

A few years ago, I was picking friends up after a night out from a hotel function. I was in the lobby trying to round them up for the hike (2 min walk) to my car when I noticed that a young lady had left her purse on a table beside us. She was walking towards the main door, so I shouted that she had left it behind but she didn't hear me, so I picked up the purse and followed her towards the door, meeting her outside as she waited for a taxi. The conversation went as follows :

Me : Excuse me.
Her : Sorry, I have a bf.
Aside : Friends with her snigger.
Me : Erm, you left your purse behind at the table.
Her : (Turning a very deep shade of red) Right! (Snatches purse from my hand and turns her back).

Anyway, 3 weeks later I start a contract in a new company, walk into a meeting room to be introduced to the team that I will be working with and no prizes for guessing who is sitting right across the table from me. She did bring up the incident and thanked me endlessly when she realised that a good report from me, would help her career. Charming young lady, NOT!

Robdude · 19-09-2011 11:57AM

COYW wrote: »

A few years ago, I was picking friends up after a night out from a hotel function. I was in the lobby trying to round them up for the hike (2 min walk) to my car when I noticed that a lady had left her purse on a table beside us. She was walking towards the hotel exit, so I shouted that she had left it behind but she didn't hear me, so I picked up the purse and followed her towards the door meeting her outside the door as she waited for a taxi. The conversation went as follows :

Me : Excuse me
Her : Sorry, I have a bf.
Aside : Friend with her snigger.
Me : Erm, you left your purse behind at the table.
Her : (Turning a very deep shade of red) Right! (Snatches purse from my hand and turns her back).

Anyway, 3 weeks later I start a new contract in a new company, walk into a meeting room to be introduced to the team that I will be working with and no prizes for guessing who is sitting right across the table from me. She did bring up the incident and thanked me endlessly when she realised that a good report from me, would help her career. Charming young lady, NOT!

When my girlfriend and I first started dating - we used to go out to clubs with her single, attractive, friend who didn't like to wear a lot of clothing. I'd get to sit back and watch guys come up and hit on her all night long.

I learned a lot watching it.

There are so many guys who (unintentionally) come off as total dicks in the clubs. They are drunk, they just spent 15 minutes talking to their friends and getting psyched up to approach her or they spent all weekend watching PUA videos about how you have to be a dick in order to get girls to like you.

So they come up. And if the girl talks to them for even a few seconds, they don't want to leave and they expect to get laid. Just like the girl starting this thread. Then they act like spoiled children when you say goodbye.

The result is that unless a girl looks at you and instantly thinks you are perfect for her, she doesn't want to waste her time. 'I have a boyfriend' is what she'd say most of the time.

And because girls are so bitchy, guys need to get drunk, spend 15 minutes talking to their friends, getting psyched up to approach a girl or spend all weekend watching PUA videos about how to be a dick to pick up girls.

It's a vicious cycle.

Of course, if you're good looking enough, it doesn't really matter what you say

(I am not good looking enough, sadly)

@rti-shm@rti · 19-09-2011 02:10PM

I think it boils down to the fact that sometimes guys just are too drunk and don't realise that they are coming across way too leery and are making the girl uncomfortable. I think they get past a point where they don't notice the lack of interest and keep plugging away and just make a nuisance of themselves

One thing I thought hilarious though was my friend was at the bar at one point, it was really busy and people were pushing past us. One particular lad moved past and she commented 'go on sure, rub off me again why don't you' and his friend who was following past him said 'you surely don't think you're that good looking do you?'

Perfect example of us getting notions of ourselves :rolleyes:

smash · 19-09-2011 02:17PM

@rti-shm@rti wrote: »

One particular lad moved past and she commented 'go on sure, rub off me again why don't you' and his friend who was following past him said 'you surely don't think you're that good looking do you?'

So he didn't take her up on her offer then?

Hank_Jones · 19-09-2011 02:45PM

@rti-shm@rti wrote: »

I've friends who have said....'meh in the end I was just like whatever, it was easier to score him than not'

Introductions please.

YFlyer · 19-09-2011 02:46PM

Giselle wrote: »

Guy talks to girl > girl talks back > guy assumes he's in there > girl goes home with guy > Girl is slut.

.

I wouldn't say that.

So was out on Fri night.......

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