What has happened to vampires?

Hank_Jones · 17-09-2011 04:20PM

Crosáidí wrote: »

Watch Priest

Please don't do this.

One of the worst films I have seen in quite some time.

PeterIanStaker · 17-09-2011 04:30PM

super_furry wrote: »

I wish everyone would stop saying those hideous Twilight books are about Vampires, they're not. They're about Mormon sparkle fairies.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm83/Punisher013/Randomness/twilight-herp-derp.jpg

Twilight is a middle aged fat Mormon housewife's repressed sexual fantasy

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 17-09-2011 04:34PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

Gwan Buffy, yeeeah Buffy

PeterIanStaker · 17-09-2011 04:37PM

OneArt wrote: »

Twilight is dog piss in comparison.

Dog p1ss serves a useful purpose in marking the dog's territory and sending signals to other dogs. Twilight on the other hand serves no useful purpose.

barone · 17-09-2011 09:22PM

blame true blood.. worst tv show ever

Spunge · 17-09-2011 09:46PM

Wibbs wrote: »

I blame Buffy too. Emo vampires ahoy. Shít I remember one episode where they had Dracula in it and oh god... Another brooding emo, whose arse of course she kicked.

I'd like her to try similar avec this guy http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dracula1992-dracula.jpg

or better yet

http://digilander.libero.it/l3o/Dimora/images/kinski.jpg

Creepiest Dracula ever IMHO.

The only emo vampire in Buffy was Angel, because he had a soul. The rest were all evil and want to kill you.

Yeah, im a fag.

Spunge · 17-09-2011 09:50PM

mapaco wrote: »

30 days of night is feckin SAVAGE
scared the bejayzus outta me

bram stokers dracula with winona the thief was brill-both sexy and scary- except for that tulip cardboard keanu

yeah good movie but....what the hell is this ****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNh1fyn19o

HerrScheisse · 17-09-2011 09:56PM

The weird little girl in the Swedish version of Let the Right One In - now that was a vampire! Interview with the Vampire was excellent, the Queen of the Damned is a dog turd.

Twilight is Dawsons Creek with teeth. But Buffy started the rot.

HerrScheisse · 17-09-2011 09:58PM

Spunge wrote: »

yeah good movie but....what the hell is this ****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNh1fyn19o

In fairness Gary Oldman did make a great Dracula. Except for the bits when he looked like Glenn Close.

Cupcake_Crisis · 17-09-2011 09:59PM

Stephanie Meyer.

Logical Fallacy · 17-09-2011 10:02PM

HerrScheisse wrote: »

But Buffy started the rot.

Not at all...Anne Rice was preening up vamps long before Josh Whedon did Buffy.

barone · 17-09-2011 10:04PM

HerrScheisse wrote: »

The weird little girl in the Swedish version of Let the Right One In - now that was a vampire! Interview with the Vampire was excellent, the Queen of the Damned is a dog turd.

Twilight is Dawsons Creek with teeth. But Buffy started the rot.

indeed i loved both versions of the movie

krudler · 17-09-2011 10:05PM

I want wretched creature vampires, ones that rip peoples throats out and explode or melt when sunlight hits them, proper ones, not twinkly emo over possesive Abercrombie model looking ones.

Nosferatu, Dracula, The Lost Boys, From Dusk Til Dawn, 30 Days Of Night, Blade (especially Blade 2), Let The Right One In, these are proper vamipre movies. Twilight can foooooook right off. between its dodgy Morman values, ridiculous versions of vampires and its stars (why does Kirsten Stewart have a permanent look on her face like she's trying to remember if she left the iron on before leaving the house?) its a bag of sh1te.

Wibbs · 17-09-2011 10:35PM

krudler wrote: »

I want wretched creature vampires, ones that rip peoples throats out and explode or melt when sunlight hits them, proper ones, not twinkly emo over possesive Abercrombie model looking ones.

+1. Dracula in the original form had no issue with sunlight either. Quite happy to wander about in it. Crosses only pissed him off. He'd have Buffy as a midnight snack before he went off in search of a real woman. He'd make short work of Lestat while he was at it. Ya gotta love the whole turning into wolves, mist and plagues of rats for shíts and giggles.

That said the Stoker book is very dated and odd. Great elements in it, but film made him as a character IMHO. Especially the first Nosferatu. Herzogs version is proper creepy even though done on the cheap.

Gummy Panda · 17-09-2011 11:15PM

The original fright night was awesome

Toby Take a Bow · 17-09-2011 11:26PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Creepiest Dracula ever IMHO.

Pretty creepy. But not all of the vampires in Buffy were emo:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Master01.jpg

And she had a fairly tough time killing him.

mapaco · 18-09-2011 06:57PM

krudler wrote: »

I want wretched creature vampires, ones that rip peoples throats out and explode or melt when sunlight hits them, proper ones, not twinkly emo over possesive Abercrombie model looking ones.

Nosferatu, Dracula, The Lost Boys, From Dusk Til Dawn, 30 Days Of Night, Blade (especially Blade 2), Let The Right One In, these are proper vamipre movies. Twilight can foooooook right off. between its dodgy Morman values, ridiculous versions of vampires and its stars (why does Kirsten Stewart have a permanent look on her face like she's trying to remember if she left the iron on before leaving the house?) its a bag of sh1te.

+2!
i want to be frightened!!!!!

JFlah · 18-09-2011 07:43PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Tom Cruise was awesome as Lestat

PLEASE tell me you are taking the p***

Temptamperu · 18-09-2011 07:48PM

JFlah wrote: »

PLEASE tell me you are taking the p***

No he was very good at the part, very much like the charecter in the books which i really enjoyed.

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