Have you nicknamed your willy?

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 05:44AM #1

Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

Mine: Roger the Dodger

What do you call yours?

some random drunk · 17-09-2011 05:49AM

"The Big Red One"

Kylo Ren · 17-09-2011 05:55AM

Margaret.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 05:56AM

Keno 92 wrote: »

Margaret.

After yore ma, classy bud

Being born in 92, you also have the added pleasure of naming your balls when they drop in the coming years :cool:

Napper Hawkins · 17-09-2011 06:08AM

"You again".

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 06:09AM

I always thought La Tour Effiel or Larc de Triomphe were classic nicknames

Dead Kennedys · 17-09-2011 06:18AM

Xpsgamer wrote: »

Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

Mine: Roger the Dodger

What do you call yours?

So what you're telling us is your mother has nicknamed your penis Rodger The Dodger... holy Jaysus! And what has Rodger been dodging?

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 06:20AM

Dead Kennedys wrote: »

And what has Rodger been dodging?

Jailbait

Northern Monkey · 17-09-2011 07:13AM

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 07:15AM

Northern Monkey wrote: »

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.

Hope he avoided all IEDs on his tours, the rehabilitation would be heart breaking :pac:

Elmidena · 17-09-2011 07:32AM

Pogo

[anyone familiar with SOAD's Bounce will get this]

mattjack · 17-09-2011 08:00AM

Northern Monkey wrote: »

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General Holiday after lack of use /QUOTE]

tommyboy2222 · 17-09-2011 08:01AM

The Octagon.

sideswipe · 17-09-2011 08:09AM

Have you nicknamed your willy?

No, ye bunch'a'weirdo's!

The Davestator · 17-09-2011 08:11AM

I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 08:16AM

The Davestator wrote: »

I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.

I hope for any womans sake its not the Devastator and tear them a new hole!

waffleman · 17-09-2011 08:18AM

doofer

IvyTheTerrible · 17-09-2011 08:21AM

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 08:22AM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

You could nickname mine? :cool:

Elmidena · 17-09-2011 08:24AM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 08:26AM

Sunshine! wrote: »

Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:

What are you naming your future shlong so?

Clutchkick · 17-09-2011 08:27AM

Cornelius

Elmidena · 17-09-2011 08:27AM

Scroll up, you already thanked it :P

mattjack · 17-09-2011 08:35AM

Sunshine! wrote: »

Scroll up, you already thanked it :P

when are ya collecting this willy ?

rednik · 17-09-2011 08:51AM

The Purple Knight

Blondini · 17-09-2011 08:56AM

Sir Smegma

harvester of sorrow · 17-09-2011 09:02AM

Mr.Popper :pac: :

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smash · 17-09-2011 09:38AM

I haven't named it, but yer ma has!

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 09:39AM

smash wrote: »

I haven't named it, but yer ma has!

I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:

universe777 · 17-09-2011 09:40AM

MacGyver

smash · 17-09-2011 09:43AM

Xpsgamer wrote: »

I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:

She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

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