Have you nicknamed your willy?

Xpsgamer

Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

Mine: Roger the Dodger


What do you call yours?

some random drunk

"The Big Red One"

Kylo Ren

Margaret.

Xpsgamer

Keno 92 wrote: »

Margaret.

After yore ma, classy bud

Being born in 92, you also have the added pleasure of naming your balls when they drop in the coming years :cool:

Napper Hawkins

"You again".

Xpsgamer

I always thought La Tour Effiel or Larc de Triomphe were classic nicknames

Dead Kennedys

Xpsgamer wrote: »

Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

Mine: Roger the Dodger


What do you call yours?

So what you're telling us is your mother has nicknamed your penis Rodger The Dodger... holy Jaysus! And what has Rodger been dodging?

Xpsgamer

Dead Kennedys wrote: »

And what has Rodger been dodging?

Jailbait

Northern Monkey

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.

Xpsgamer

Northern Monkey wrote: »

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.

Hope he avoided all IEDs on his tours, the rehabilitation would be heart breaking :pac:

Elmidena

Pogo


[anyone familiar with SOAD's Bounce will get this]

mattjack

Northern Monkey wrote: »

He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General Holiday after lack of use /QUOTE]

tommyboy2222

The Octagon.

sideswipe

Have you nicknamed your willy?

No, ye bunch'a'weirdo's!

The Davestator

I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.

Xpsgamer

The Davestator wrote: »

I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.

I hope for any womans sake its not the Devastator and tear them a new hole!

waffleman

doofer

IvyTheTerrible

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

Xpsgamer

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

You could nickname mine? :cool:

Elmidena

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Isn't willy a nickname?

No, to the op cos I don't have one.

Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:

Xpsgamer

Sunshine! wrote: »

Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:

What are you naming your future shlong so?

Clutchkick

Cornelius

Elmidena

Scroll up, you already thanked it :P

mattjack

Sunshine! wrote: »

Scroll up, you already thanked it :P

when are ya collecting this willy ?

rednik

The Purple Knight

Blondini

Sir Smegma

harvester of sorrow

Mr.Popper :pac: :

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smash

I haven't named it, but yer ma has!

Xpsgamer

smash wrote: »

I haven't named it, but yer ma has!

I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:

universe777

MacGyver

smash

Xpsgamer wrote: »

I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:

She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

Xpsgamer

smash wrote: »

She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

No no im fairly sure it was your tiny flaccid penis that did it :P kind of like a shrew in the winter time

mikemac

Iron Mike

Hercule Poirot

I've never named mine, but my gf has - she likes to call it Mr. Pinky Poo - true story!

Babalons

I call it the Stalk.... i.e. A stem or similar structure that supports a plant part such as a flower

Gummy Panda

some people are strange

LeixlipRed

The Butternut Squash

Tentmaker

The mighty one...

stupidusername

Myself and the boyfriend named his, though I think he may have already named it himself... Jimbo.

Pataman

"Lonely" is ainm do.

Teyla Emmagan

Ralph.

Babalons

smash wrote: »

She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

Ha Ha You have a little Willy! :P

MetalDog

Donald Pump

Rhyme

The Blood Spear.

CrazyRabbit

"Sex Offender".

Oh wait..I'm getting confused. That's the nickname for my uncle Willy.

castletownman

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

Tentmaker

PS: Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism.

Mr.Crinklewood

I call mine "Napper Hawkins Breakfast".

stampydmonkey

mr. pringle..once you pop

Tentmaker

castletownman wrote: »

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

Greetings young chap, might we consider the Shape and Size of your Tongue as the 8th Wonder of the World?

mattjack

Tentmaker wrote: »

PS: Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism.

have you had it removed and hung up on a wall there ?