Screwball woman aspires to be fattest woman ever

jonnyrudyard · 16-09-2011 05:22PM #1

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this annoyed the #$%^ out of me:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.
The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.
Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1Y8XaaQf3

stephen_k · 16-09-2011 05:24PM

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

stupidusername · 16-09-2011 05:25PM

Good luck to her family who'll soon have to change her adult nappies.

KTRIC · 16-09-2011 05:26PM

Wow, her sister Cassie is hot

Ditch · 16-09-2011 05:26PM

OMG! I'd eat my own arm off for a pop at her sister! But; Imagine asking her sister if she had a sister, to set ye mate up with :eek:

BaZmO* · 16-09-2011 05:27PM

Her sister would get it

orourkeda · 16-09-2011 05:29PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Wow, her sister Cassie is hot

She'd totally get it

orourkeda · 16-09-2011 05:30PM

Its kind of sad. A slow and painful death awaits unfortunaely

orourkeda · 16-09-2011 05:31PM

jonnyrudyard wrote: »

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this annoyed the #$%^ out of me:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html

Why does it annoy you?

curlzy · 16-09-2011 05:32PM

stephen_k wrote: »

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

Where you gonna find that much flour?

dominiquecruz · 16-09-2011 05:35PM

Seriously, just shoot yourself and get it over with. Her kids should be taken off her.

Hercule Poirot · 16-09-2011 05:35PM

This is an example of how far society has come, maybe it stems from being jealous of her sister :rolleyes:

xzanti · 16-09-2011 05:35PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Why does it annoy you?

Maybe he had his eye on the title

orourkeda · 16-09-2011 05:36PM

At least she was getting plenty as a teenager

Hercule Poirot · 16-09-2011 05:39PM

orourkeda wrote: »

At least she was getting plenty as a teenager

Well, definately, at least twice!!

hardCopy · 16-09-2011 05:39PM

Fattie wrote:

Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1Y8O5Dg2z

WTF?

How does it take over an hour per trolley? The auld wans on supermarket sweep used to fill a trolley in seconds.

Fattie wrote:

The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.
‘I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.

At least she's being responsible.

SV · 16-09-2011 05:40PM

Would be ashamed to be her son...
she's a fúcking idiot.

youtube! · 16-09-2011 05:40PM

Her poor kids look like they want to commit suicide,how completely humiliating for them:(

Kylo Ren · 16-09-2011 05:42PM

youtube! wrote: »

Her poor kids look like they want to commit suicide,how compleately humilieatingfor them:(

:pac:

stupidusername · 16-09-2011 05:42PM

Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She's capable of making her own decisions. I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

FFS, there's a psychiatric problem right there.

Gummy Panda · 16-09-2011 05:46PM

She should get a wheel under her belly like out of judge dread

youtube! · 16-09-2011 05:49PM

imagine the amount of trees that have been chopped down for all that loo roll.

sunflower27 · 16-09-2011 05:53PM

curlzy wrote: »

Where you gonna find that much flour?

A flour mill

booboo88 · 16-09-2011 05:56PM

youtube! wrote: »

imagine the amount of trees that have been chopped down for all that loo roll.

or the amount of trees for the box:eek:

My name is URL · 16-09-2011 05:59PM

She should be committed to a mental asylum for her own safety.. what the fcuk is wrong with people.

ronan45 · 16-09-2011 06:01PM

baps on her !!!!!!!!!!!!

All 46 of them

WOoot Woooot

Guy:Incognito · 16-09-2011 06:02PM

At least shes not deluding herself, its an easier road to be the fattest from where she is than the skinniest.........

Kevin Duffy · 16-09-2011 06:07PM

stephen_k wrote: »

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

curlzy wrote: »

Where you gonna find that much flour?

And if you did find it, she'd just make cakes out of it and eat them.

mehfesto · 16-09-2011 06:07PM

People laugh at this, but if you said you wanted to be the most cancerous person in the world, it'd probably get a different reaction.
She should be taken to the men in white coats.

...no, not the butchers. They wouldn't help at all, at all.

J. Marston · 16-09-2011 06:09PM

Look at her legs. They're like the Michelin Man's.

Eathrin · 16-09-2011 06:09PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Why does it annoy you?

Probably because of the notion that being fat is a good thing and should be encouraged. Nothing good about it, not a problem, but being as obese as that is certainly a problem.

Screwball woman aspires to be fattest woman ever

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