Screwball woman aspires to be fattest woman ever

jonnyrudyard

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this annoyed the #$%^ out of me:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.
The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.
Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1Y8XaaQf3

stephen_k

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

stupidusername

Good luck to her family who'll soon have to change her adult nappies.

KTRIC

Wow, her sister Cassie is hot

Ditch

OMG! I'd eat my own arm off for a pop at her sister! But; Imagine asking her sister if she had a sister, to set ye mate up with :eek:

BaZmO*

Her sister would get it

orourkeda

KTRIC wrote: »

Wow, her sister Cassie is hot

She'd totally get it

orourkeda

Its kind of sad. A slow and painful death awaits unfortunaely

orourkeda

jonnyrudyard wrote: »

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this annoyed the #$%^ out of me:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html

Why does it annoy you?

curlzy

stephen_k wrote: »

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

Where you gonna find that much flour?

dominiquecruz

Seriously, just shoot yourself and get it over with. Her kids should be taken off her.

Hercule Poirot

This is an example of how far society has come, maybe it stems from being jealous of her sister :rolleyes:

xzanti

orourkeda wrote: »

Why does it annoy you?

Maybe he had his eye on the title

orourkeda

At least she was getting plenty as a teenager

Hercule Poirot

orourkeda wrote: »

At least she was getting plenty as a teenager

Well, definately, at least twice!!

hardCopy

Fattie wrote:

Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1Y8O5Dg2z

WTF?

How does it take over an hour per trolley? The auld wans on supermarket sweep used to fill a trolley in seconds.

Fattie wrote:

The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.
‘I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.

At least she's being responsible.

SV

Would be ashamed to be her son...
she's a fúcking idiot.

youtube!

Her poor kids look like they want to commit suicide,how completely humiliating for them:(

Kylo Ren

youtube! wrote: »

Her poor kids look like they want to commit suicide,how compleately humilieatingfor them:(

:pac:

stupidusername

Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She's capable of making her own decisions. I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

FFS, there's a psychiatric problem right there.

Gummy Panda

She should get a wheel under her belly like out of judge dread

youtube!

imagine the amount of trees that have been chopped down for all that loo roll.

sunflower27

curlzy wrote: »

Where you gonna find that much flour?

A flour mill

booboo88

youtube! wrote: »

imagine the amount of trees that have been chopped down for all that loo roll.

or the amount of trees for the box:eek:

My name is URL

She should be committed to a mental asylum for her own safety.. what the fcuk is wrong with people.

ronan45

baps on her !!!!!!!!!!!!


All 46 of them



WOoot Woooot

Guy:Incognito

At least shes not deluding herself, its an easier road to be the fattest from where she is than the skinniest.........

Kevin Duffy

stephen_k wrote: »

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet patch....

curlzy wrote: »

Where you gonna find that much flour?

And if you did find it, she'd just make cakes out of it and eat them.

mehfesto

People laugh at this, but if you said you wanted to be the most cancerous person in the world, it'd probably get a different reaction.
She should be taken to the men in white coats.



...no, not the butchers. They wouldn't help at all, at all.

J. Marston

Look at her legs. They're like the Michelin Man's.

Eathrin

orourkeda wrote: »

Why does it annoy you?

Probably because of the notion that being fat is a good thing and should be encouraged. Nothing good about it, not a problem, but being as obese as that is certainly a problem.

Kevin Duffy

J. Marston wrote: »

Look at her legs. They're like the Michelin Man's.

Perhaps foolishly, I was eating my dinner while scrolling down the page. I came to the photo of her in shorts. I'm not eating my dinner anymore

J. Marston

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Perhaps foolishly, I was eating my dinner while scrolling down the page. I came to the photo of her in shorts. I'm not eating my dinner anymore

Oh, boo hoo. That poor woman has probably lost whole dinners in those fat creases.

Laisurg

Holy shít that is some diet! She'll be dead before she reachs 115 stone though.

sunflower27

Is there really 800 calories in a 2 litre bottle of soda? I'm presuming she is drinking the full-fat stuff, but 800 calories!!!

Fremen

That's effectively a long, drawn out suicide. Pretty grim stuff, really.

Dangerous Man

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’


It's not okay you fat bitch. Lose some fucking weight for the sake of your family you selfish tramp.

Jaafa

Fremen wrote: »

That's effectively a long, drawn out suicide. Pretty grim stuff, really.

I doubt it'll take that long at all tbh. Why are her family letting her do this? Don't they know her weight will soon kill her?

Auvers

probably some bloke who is turned on by obese women is championing her cause

soyawhatsup

I wonder does she wash herself with a rag on a stick

Andromeda_111

'She wasn't always obese' - quote under her picture is funny. She's still obese in that photo ffs.....albeit a 'lightweight' fatty compared to what she is now.

xoxyx

This saddens me on so many levels.

Andromeda_111

soyawhatsup wrote: »

I wonder does she wash herself with a rag on a stick

Nah, I'd say that's why she had kids. Let them earn their keep.

Dangerous Man

xoxyx wrote: »

This saddens me on so many levels.

Name seven levels.

sunflower27

Dangerous Man wrote: »

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’


It's not okay you fat bitch. Lose some fucking weight for the sake of your family you selfish tramp.

She obviously has psychological issues. She mentions how when she started getting bigger she got more attention off men. Probably the type of men that pay money to watch really obese people to gorge themselves online. And feeders.

I know more about this than I should

Unplugs webcam

Teyla Emmagan

Selfish cow.

Her poor kids.

sunflower27

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Name seven levels.

I can name 12 - all tacos.

castletownman

Fat chance she's a model.....

Dangerous Man

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Selfish cow.

Her poor kids.

You're confused - she may look like a cow, and weigh the same, but she eats WAAAAYYY MORE.

Faith+1

It's inner beauty that counts guys....

sunflower27

Faith+1 wrote: »

It's inner beauty that counts guys....

Yeah, but imagine the state of her insides