Does the Hormonal Irish Male Teenager have it better than ever?

Corsendonk · 08-09-2011 08:00PM #1

Internet- Porn on demand, in my day the clothes catalogue lingerie section in the Sunday newspaper was the closest thing!
The new Irish- now the jammy bsatards are sharing classrooms with Jenny from China, Irene from Latvia, Sylvia from Poland, Maria from Spain, Inga from Russia. You would have to travel on your hols to see girls with those looks or at the pictures.
Mobile Phone- remember when you were lucky just to have a house phone and the oulwan could keep track which girl you were calling and listen in.

Would you like to be a teenager today?

im invisible · 08-09-2011 08:04PM

in before

in with: its terrible joe/ wont someone think of the children

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 08:11PM

Only if they're attractive.

leggo · 08-09-2011 08:19PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Internet- Porn on demand, in my day the clothes catalogue lingerie section in the Sunday newspaper was the closest thing!

The new Irish- now the jammy bsatards are sharing classrooms with Jenny from China, Irene from Latvia, Sylvia from Poland, Maria from Spain, Inga from Russia. You would have to travel on your hols to see girls with those looks or at the pictures.

Mobile Phone- remember when you were lucky just to have a house phone and the oulwan could keep track which girl you were calling and listen in.

Would you like to be a teenager today?

While you're not wrong, it's strange that THAT'S your main feelings about all these terrific technological/social advances. Eg:

"Man the Internet is great. I wish I was a teen so I could have a **** over it."

Sanjuro · 08-09-2011 08:21PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Would you like to be a teenager today?

Absolutely not. To say the outlook is bleak for this country, especially if you're a teenager right now is being optimistic.

Eathrin · 08-09-2011 08:43PM

Wow, I mean the cons of being a teenager today far outway the ability to have private phone conversations with foreign girls/porn

stimpson · 08-09-2011 08:59PM

In my day son, there were no Hunky Dorys girls. We had to crack one out over over Mr Tayto.

Aoifey! · 08-09-2011 09:02PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Would you like to be a teenager today?

I am a teenager today. Tis great craic.

py2006 · 08-09-2011 09:08PM

I've lost count of the amount of guys in their early 30's saying they were born 10 years too early!

The talent thats out there now for young lads is astounding compared to 10-15 years ago.

Logical Fallacy · 08-09-2011 09:09PM

py2006 wrote: »

I've lost count of the amount of guys in their early 30's saying they were born 10 years too early!

The talent thats out there now for young lads is astounding compared to 10-15 years ago.

Not really, you're just older and more perverted.

Morag · 08-09-2011 09:12PM

headmaster · 08-09-2011 09:16PM

Nah, I would hate to be one of these guys today. Why? Well, can you imagine waking up beside one of those supposedly beautiful "Wans" in the morning? When that bottled tan has gone all over the bedcloths, the make up is gone, the breath from that now huge orafice, the hair, that face!!! OMG, no thanks, no bloody way.

policarp · 08-09-2011 09:18PM

Twas much better in Auld Gods time when you could play football with your friends in your bare feet, using a stuffed pigs bladder as a ball.
When you had to go to the local post office to make a phonecall and have the nosey postmistress listen in to your call and broadcast it to the nation.
When the nearest thing to porn was a glimpse of a ladies garter on a windy day or a quick peek at you elder sisters biology book, because the News of the World was censored.
Ah the good old days.

evry1sm8 · 08-09-2011 09:19PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Internet- Porn on demand, in my day the clothes catalogue lingerie section in the Sunday newspaper was the closest thing!

The new Irish- now the jammy bsatards are sharing classrooms with Jenny from China, Irene from Latvia, Sylvia from Poland, Maria from Spain, Inga from Russia. You would have to travel on your hols to see girls with those looks or at the pictures.

Mobile Phone- remember when you were lucky just to have a house phone and the oulwan could keep track which girl you were calling and listen in.

Would you like to be a teenager today?

God this is a shallow post.
I really hope you are not over 21... :rolleyes: If you are- grow the hell up!!

Every time I come to AH to see what people are talking about Im met with a post about mens sexual habits / desires, or women and their looks.

There is MORE to life you know..........
And yes, EVEN if you are a "hormonal Irish male teenager".

evry1sm8 · 08-09-2011 09:21PM

py2006 wrote: »

I've lost count of the amount of guys in their early 30's saying they were born 10 years too early!

The talent thats out there now for young lads is astounding compared to 10-15 years ago.

Talent being????

My god, I really think people in this country are getting more and more shallow by the day.

Anita Blow · 08-09-2011 09:22PM

Jenny from China and Irene from Latvia.
Of course

Snakeblood · 08-09-2011 09:23PM

stimpson wrote: »

In my day son, there were no Hunky Dorys girls. We had to crack one out over over Mr Tayto.

amazing.

py2006 · 08-09-2011 09:26PM

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Talent being????

My god, I really think people in this country are getting more and more shallow by the day.

well purely in terms of eye candy!! Fitter bodies etc etc. They may be total stuck up wenches though!

Giblet · 08-09-2011 09:27PM

Sure don't they all have their trousers in their socks or some mad hair and their boxers sticking out?

Superbus · 08-09-2011 09:27PM

I am a Hormonal Irish Male Teenager (TM).

It's not all that great if you must know.

evry1sm8 · 08-09-2011 09:29PM

py2006 wrote: »

well purely in terms of eye candy!! Fitter bodies etc etc. They may be total stuck up wenches though!

Fitter bodies!!!

a) You really think young people are fitter now then they were back 2 decades ago?

Now? With all the junk food available and the lack of exercise they get...?

b) Is a fit body really that important??!!! Shallow is the only word that comes to mind. What age are you???

Aoifey! · 08-09-2011 09:30PM

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Fitter bodies!!!

a) You really think young people are fitter now then they were back 2 decades ago?
Now? With all the junk food available and the lack of exercise they get...?

b) Is a fit body really that important??!!! Shallow is the only word that comes to mind. What age are you???

Yes.

Arnold Layne · 08-09-2011 09:31PM

evry1sm8 wrote: »

God this is a shallow post.

There is MORE to life you know..........

Examples please.

From a 40 year old.

Girls in my day wore jeans and baggy jumpers.

Damn the Stone Roses for that; ...not for their music though

DublinWriter · 08-09-2011 09:32PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Would you like to be a teenager today?

Damn right, technology aside, I think it would have been a boon to know that my teachers would be before the beak had they physically assaulted us the way they did in the 70's and early 80's.

That apart, my f*cking head would have exploded if you told me in 1985 that I'd have a device in my pocket that was not just a mobile telephone, but could also store 1000's of LPs, 100's of movies, was a high definition still and motion camera, was in itself a personal computer thousands of times more powerful than my ZX Spectrum, could also locate my position on earth using geosynchronous satellites and was capable of networking into nearly every computer on the planet.

Now, cue the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshireman' sketch, you first Mike65...

evry1sm8 · 08-09-2011 09:33PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Yes.

Either you think it is to other people, or you think it is yourself, which?

If you think it is yourself, then you have some serious growing up to do.
Still waiting to find out what age this PY2006 guy is...

py2006 · 08-09-2011 09:35PM

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Fitter bodies!!!

a) You really think young people are fitter now then they were back 2 decades ago?
Now? With all the junk food available and the lack of exercise they get...?

b) Is a fit body really that important??!!! Shallow is the only word that comes to mind. What age are you???

Well, whatever! Not all people stuff themselves with junk food.

We have a gym culture now which wasn't around in the early to mid 1990's. People are far fitter and healthier looking in my opinion. They are more conscious of what they are eating and spend more time looking after their appearance.

Snakeblood · 08-09-2011 09:36PM

Corsendonk wrote: »

Would you like to be a teenager today?

Definitely. It'd make hanging around schools easier.

evry1sm8 · 08-09-2011 09:45PM

py2006 wrote: »

Well, whatever! Not all people stuff themselves with junk food.

We have a gym culture now which wasn't around in the early to mid 1990's. People are far fitter and healthier looking in my opinion. They are more conscious of what they are eating and spend more time looking after their appearance.

Teenagers dont be going to gyms, not from what I can see, there's no need for a gym when youre a teenager!!!
(I thought we were talking about teenagers in Ireland?)

Kerrydude1981 · 08-09-2011 09:55PM

Teenage boys of the mid 90s had Baywatch,my sister used tape it as she used be working,which was handy

Good old Pamela Anderson

funk-you · 08-09-2011 10:00PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I

-Funk

headmaster · 08-09-2011 10:01PM

We have a gym culture now which wasn't around in the early to mid 1990's. People are far fitter and healthier looking in my opinion. They are more conscious of what they are eating and spend more time looking after their appearance.[/QUOTE]

:):):) That's a laugh, maybe you're not HUGE, but the facts show most of the youth today ARE, shall we say rotund. Looking around i can see it's pretty well true. You guys might be into Gyms and all that, but the youth i see in there, especially the ladies, are all reading magazines, chatting, drinking water, looking totally puzzled and walk on treadmills with a grip on the machine so tight in case they fall off. Another thing, none of you are happy with your lot anymore. Why the hell not? because it's all you guys are going to have.

Does the Hormonal Irish Male Teenager have it better than ever?

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