Never ending Galway story......

eagle10 · 07-09-2011 08:38PM

She saw brian cowen and mary.harney running off with a.wheelbarrow full of deep fried mars bars they stole from kettle of fish with bertie running after them shouting keep me some ye......

ErnieBert · 07-09-2011 10:24PM

eagle10 wrote: »

She saw brian cowen and mary.harney running off with a.wheelbarrow full of deep fried mars bars they stole from kettle of fish with bertie running after them shouting keep me some ye......

...bunch of girls but Mike Crowe stepped in and said.....

Mrs OBumble · 07-09-2011 11:48PM

... that Pat (known as anti-Santa to some) had been knocked off his bicycle by a rogue taxi-driver from IdunnowhereAstan, and then all had to join in the posse. Everyone raced outside and

Redhairedguy · 07-09-2011 11:56PM

bludgeoned the nearest person they could find, keeping rhythm to a jaunty tune courtesy of a wandering ceili band that we were leaving Tig Coili's to get some...

podgie. · 08-09-2011 01:44AM

chairs as they want to perform in eyre square for the wineo's...

Redhairedguy · 08-09-2011 04:29AM

big birthday bash, which had a cake made out of buckfast with a message in the icing that read...

Hunchback · 08-09-2011 05:16AM

"THE OCCASIONAL PIECE OF CHEWING GUM RESCUED FROM THE PAVEMENT, DUSTED OFF AND RECHEWED CAN BE DELIGHTFUL, AND MAY IN SOME CASES HELP TO LOWER CHOLESTEROL", and upon reading this...

orangebud · 08-09-2011 03:33PM

a wino approved her and offered her some shrooms freshly picked from the race course that day, she said why not shortly after eating the shrooms she noticed...

tightropetom · 08-09-2011 04:04PM

...a roundabout made entirely out of traffic lights. How strange, she thought, as she...

scholar007 · 08-09-2011 04:22PM

saw Mike Crowe wailing, I don't hate the trees before heading into King star for all she could....

Aramicon · 08-09-2011 04:28PM

eat of old grey pudding, which gave her tonguefungus a nice silver hue and made her feel generally

scholar007 · 08-09-2011 04:39PM

horny, so she headed up to Eyre Square where she saw knacker dwarf and told him she needed a good...

inisboffin · 08-09-2011 04:59PM

recommendation for a nice romantic restaurant. Horny or not, she wasn't rushing it, she would prolong the moment over a nice bottle of Chianti, some red candles, and a nice bitta halibut. Maybe, then maybe, things would finally go..

ErnieBert · 08-09-2011 10:13PM

inisboffin wrote: »

recommendation for a nice romantic restaurant. Horny or not, she wasn't rushing it, she would prolong the moment over a nice bottle of Chianti, some red candles, and a nice bitta halibut. Maybe, then maybe, things would finally go..

....arseways but then again, as Michael D always says, " I love a good....

Redhairedguy · 08-09-2011 10:31PM

"walk down by the prom, especially when the rollerbladers are out wearing nothing but..."

inisboffin · 08-09-2011 11:15PM

Redhairedguy wrote: »

"walk down by the prom, especially when the rollerbladers are out wearing nothing but..."

a warm smile.
The sun was starting to set over Eyre Square. And while menus were being discussed there, back West, something very sinister was about to happen. Standing in the empty building doorway, just down from The Róisín, was...

Eman Resu · 09-09-2011 12:28AM

someone with the worst case of writers block in recorded ...

parrai · 09-09-2011 12:32AM

...In Michaels Ds memoires of how he fought to get his 1.4 million euro wage packet, but then eureka...

Eman Resu · 09-09-2011 12:36AM

he realised an apostrophe had nothing to do with a priests' ...

parrai · 09-09-2011 12:40AM

Eman Resu wrote: »

he realised an apostrophe had nothing to do with a priests' ...

....wanting to vote for his friend, Davids' willingness to defend his....

Eman Resu · 09-09-2011 12:50AM

faith in your friends is yours. His crosier sparking with power the pope rose himself to his full height and ...

parrai · 09-09-2011 12:54AM

Eman Resu wrote: »

faith in your friends is yours. His crosier sparking with power the pope rose himself to his full height and ...

....well holy god, how did I wind up in Galway, reading...

Eman Resu · 09-09-2011 12:56AM

too much into ...

parrai · 09-09-2011 01:01AM

Eman Resu wrote: »

too much into ...

Michael Ds' memoires in roisin dubh, so he left ....

Eman Resu · 09-09-2011 01:02AM

right before the marching band arrived on the ...

scholar007 · 09-09-2011 01:04AM

to clean the seaweed off Ballyloughane beach for the sunbathers but on the way there he decided to call into Mervue church to pray for success in his bid to reach the aras, however as he walked into the car park, ten hiace vans pulled up and out of one of them jumped..........

Darlughda · 09-09-2011 01:04AM

to get into the nearest confession box to admit that Galway was actually a fraudulent land with no genuine arts scene but no one could know because the funding would stop and the priest assured him his confession was safe under cannon law..

Aramicon · 09-09-2011 02:52AM

which although very similar to canon law, is based on a Dan Brown book and mainly involves flag raising ceremonies and blowing non-believers and sometimes half and three-quarter believers into smithereens with large-bore cannons, which used to be left at the Spanish arch until last year's rag week when...

Darlughda · 09-09-2011 02:57AM

...The traditional salute of the benedictin monks reminded them all of why they were true galwegians, the land of the tribes, they werre ther to make a buck off them who was desperate, so no point messin around it was buckfast on tap for everyone come to enjoy the the true Galway spirit. 'What I am making a few punt..well **** ya ye begrudger'....

parrai · 09-09-2011 03:14AM

.... at which point nora says will ya give us a slug o that or ....

Never ending Galway story......

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