Never ending Galway story......

ErnieBert

Here's the deal. I start a story and the next poster continues the story and so on. Keep it clean and relevant to Galway.
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Two Tuam lads were walking down Shop Street in Galway when all of a sudden they saw a.....

Zillah

...large woman, who pushed passed them, saying she had something very important to do. Then she...

puddinboxxx

went to supermacs and got a ...

Red Hand

...Inspector Harry Callahan who said, "The story ends here, punk", but was pucked in the face by...

samdeman

...ErnieBert, who said "how dare you finish it?" Ernie then shouted over to mike dillon across the street and said "hey mike, what......"

ErnieBert

samdeman wrote: »

...ErnieBert, who said "how dare you finish it?" Ernie then shouted over to mike dillon across the street and said "hey mike, what......"

"...the heck were you drinking last night?" but just then....

eagle10

ErnieBert wrote: »

"...the heck were you drinking last night?" but just then....

Nora wart interrupted him trying to bum a fag

Redhairedguy

off a bewildered NUI student who was on his way to...

galwayboss

madam brigdet for a....

dec25532

before being confronted by Cllr. Padraic Conneely who warned her about the waiting lists in A&E at Galway University Hospital if she developed respetory failure and . . .

JimiWonderDoor 92

dec25532 wrote: »

before being confronted by Cllr. Padraic Conneely who warned her about the waiting lists in A&E at Galway University Hospital if she developed respetory failure and . . .

that iconic Galway motrocyclist Roy Carroll is still around for grub at Shmacs if she's up for it however...

scrubber72

Seamus the knacker dwarf would like to join you should....

ronnie3585

watch your pockets...

eagle10

ronnie3585 wrote: »

watch your pockets...

Because berties about and he's got a.craving for

Stench Blossoms

a mighty mac from Supermacs but is afraid that....

beeintheknow

the beef may not be organically sourced from free range communist cows that enjoy trips to the town hall theatre to watch pretentious ****e and drinking coffee in javas at 1am because they have no jobs and don't need to be in bed at a reasonable hour

ronnie3585

.com

Stench Blossoms

...and also that he may find out..

Blinking_Badger

that the Galway hookers look beautiful at this time of year when the light falls on them in that way but...

Stench Blossoms

..after close inspection they look like Nora after a .....

Redhairedguy

few bottles of gin and a pack of cheese and onion taytos outside Neachtains on a...

Diabhal Beag

donkey while having an aul tug......

KittyeeTrix

tug o' war with the wino's in Eyre Square before heading to

gent9662

McDonogh's for a 1 and 1

KittyeeTrix

In McDonoaghs Warty Nora had a sh1t fit when she realised that

snubbleste

she was being discussed in detail on boards

Diabhal Beag

so she threatened legal action

Hunchback

snubbleste wrote: »

she was being discussed in detail on boards

....despite frequent efforts to minimise her online persona which.....

ronnie3585

...can be see every night on TV3's Exposé...

squonk

...as well as a special Exposé/TG4 co-production of an in-depth investigation into sorting out who Gerry is and why he's not paying lads for bullocks.....

beeintheknow

squonk wrote: »

...as well as a special Exposé/TG4 co-production of an in-depth investigation into sorting out who Gerry is and why he's not paying lads for bullocks.....

because these are difficult times for farmers and not everyone has cash to hand. A little understanding is required from the creditors of any small business. If you are prepared to wait you will get paid, but you can't get blood from a stone.

KittyeeTrix

beeintheknow wrote: »

because these are difficult times for farmers and not everyone has cash to hand. A little understanding is required from the creditors of any small business. If you are prepared to wait you will get paid, but you can't get blood from a stone.

Unless that stone has been sitting in the holy ground that is the City Council Boardroom in which case you could then bring it to.....

_Whimsical_

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

Unless that stone has been sitting in the holy ground that is the City Council Boardroom in which case you could then bring it to.....

Gerry Barrett to build an empire upon if he only had the....

beeintheknow

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Gerry Barrett to build an empire upon if he only had the....

access to credit that is being denied to the citizens of this State by the overly stringent restrictions imposed on our banks by the masters of our purse in Brussels.

KittyeeTrix

beeintheknow wrote: »

access to credit that is being denied to the citizens of this State by the overly stringent restrictions imposed on our banks by the masters of our purse in Brussels.

The lack of credit posed a major problem to Nora and therefore she could not text her drinking buddies for their daily meeting at Bucky Plaza. To remedy this she.......

beardybrewer

... grabbed her ankles and then...

scholar007

was picked up by an ironman who proceded to give her a wash in the bay, a ride on his bike and a piggyback up to westside......

podgie.

and dropped her outside supermacs

KittyeeTrix

podgie. wrote: »

and dropped her outside supermacs

She decided against going in though as it would've been detrimental to her new Atkins Diet and instead she set off in the direcction of the University.

On the way she............

scholar007

encountered some students goin up to the radisson to protest, she immediately...

beeintheknow

scholar007 wrote: »

encountered some students goin up to the radisson to protest, she immediately...

howled manically at the injustice of it all before joining the students in their protest against the callous victimisation of an sick elderly woman by the anonymous denizens of one particularly pathetic corner of the internet.

KittyeeTrix

beeintheknow wrote: »

howled manically at the injustice of it all before joining the students in their protest against the callous victimisation of an sick elderly woman by the anonymous denizens of one particularly pathetic corner of the internet.

It all got a bit heavy for her so she wandered away from the students as they were beginning to wreck her head!!!!
She decided to try to find Enda inside the hotel....

scholar007

but could only find Eamonn O'Cuiv in the lobby shouting something about Save the Septic Tanks...She turned towards the bar...

Hyperbullet

scholar007 wrote: »

but could only find Eamonn O'Cuiv in the lobby shouting something about Save the Septic Tanks...She turned towards the bar...

..and in that moment, while listening to a fool waffle on about septic tanks, she had a moment of realisation. She....

KittyeeTrix

Hyperbullet wrote: »

..and in that moment, while listening to a fool waffle on about septic tanks, she had a moment of realisation. She....

realised that the Radisson had an amazing spa upstairs and so she set off to find it!!........

Stench Blossoms

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

realised that the Radisson had an amazing spa upstairs and so she set off to find it!!........

When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...

beeintheknow

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...

beeintheknow had not embraced the spirit of this thread on boards.ie, being that his reputation as a team player of renown preceded him.

PopeBuckfastXVI

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...

...the entire 4th floor of the building was missing. Curtains flapped idly in the cold breeze from Lough Atalia, like spectres. Nora gazed, slack jawed, at the scene, as a single salty tear slid down her wizened cheek at the thought of those souls lost, cast into oblivion in an instant, propelled on the shockwave of some vicious weapon. Life, she thought to herself, could be cruel, and meaningless. Suddenly...

KittyeeTrix

PopeBuckfastXVI wrote: »

...the entire 4th floor of the building was missing. Curtains flapped idly in the cold breeze from Lough Atalia, like spectres. Nora gazed, slack jawed, at the scene, as a single salty tear slid down her wizened cheek at the thought of those souls lost, cast into oblivion in an instant, propelled on the shockwave of some vicious weapon. Life, she thought to herself, could be cruel, and meaningless. Suddenly...

She caught sight of Enda (her fantasy hero) face down on a masseuses table naked except for the towel covering him. The masseuse was in the adjoining room mixing up some oil:D
Nora knew she had to seize the moment and so she ................

beardybrewer

... got some feathers and tickled...

ronnie3585

...the ivories on a beautiful Steiway, gently eshewing the tones of Killing me Softly while Endas naked rear glistened in the warm Galway bay sunshine...