What did you learn, today?

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 02:38AM #1

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Jess16 · 08-09-2011 02:40AM

Please keep your hands away from your genitals when cooking

seanybiker · 08-09-2011 02:44AM

I learned to chop my balls and scratch onions and feel sore about it.

MungBean · 08-09-2011 02:46AM

Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.

policarp · 08-09-2011 02:47AM

To tie the shoelaces before going downstairs. . .

joshrogan · 08-09-2011 02:49AM

Who killed Cock Robin.

chucken1 · 08-09-2011 02:51AM

[QUOTE=Bipolar Joe;74276377]I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.[/QUOTE]

Is that a new course? How not to chop onions?

BTW..chillies is the foodstuff you're looking for

Onions :Dthe ruination of..I dunno..something?maybe?

Kanoe · 08-09-2011 02:52AM

I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.

Ghost Train · 08-09-2011 02:52AM

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

Sharpshooter · 08-09-2011 02:53AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Onions?

Lightweight!:pac:

Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:

chucken1 · 08-09-2011 02:56AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

Onions?

Lightweight!:pac:

Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:

I said chilli's

lemonjelly · 08-09-2011 02:57AM

I learned how to do not use wires anymore because I got wireless speakers for the PC.

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 03:05AM

I would have used chilli's if what I was cooking needed chilli's. It didn't, it needed onions.

RomanGod · 08-09-2011 03:19AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Skunkle wrote: »

Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.

Kanoe wrote: »

I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.

Ghost Train wrote: »

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

Some men just want to watch the world burn..

Isard · 08-09-2011 04:32AM

I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.

baltimore sun · 08-09-2011 07:12AM

I learned Polish girls swallow

opendoor2 · 08-09-2011 07:28AM

I have learned how to open a online store...

pow wow · 08-09-2011 07:31AM

baltimore sun wrote: »

I learned Polish girls swallow

That's not really nationality-specific, maybe you just finally found a woman who likes you. I guess I just learned how to make a guy feel special though...

candy-gal1 · 08-09-2011 07:35AM

Learned that Jason Bateman is actually much better looking in real life

wolf moon · 08-09-2011 07:48AM

I've learned that I don't need the clock alarm anymore. The need of p1ss wakes me up sharply at 5:00am every single morning.

Snowie · 08-09-2011 07:51AM

that giving up cigerates is very hard

MugMugs · 08-09-2011 08:07AM

baltimore sun wrote: »

I learned Polish girls swallow

A true lady ALWAYS does

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 08:40AM

I found out that there is pictures of naked ladies on the internet! :eek:

Diageio_Man · 08-09-2011 08:57AM

Isard wrote: »

I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Snowie · 08-09-2011 08:58AM

MugMugs wrote: »

A true lady ALWAYS does

could of fooled me :pac::D

Princess Peach · 08-09-2011 08:59AM

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 09:07AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

Never has a truer statement been made!

I can't back that up.

kfallon · 08-09-2011 09:49AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

Strewth! You ruined me flamin' strides you galah!!!

bnt · 08-09-2011 10:06AM

Ghost Train wrote: »

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

I learned that you can run Ubuntu apps on a HP Touchpad.

Azureus · 08-09-2011 10:38AM

I learned that people are never available when you need them to be and call you as soon as you're busy...argh! (work context, not being a lil emo...much)

08-09-2011 10:41AM

people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.

What did you learn, today?

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