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What did you learn, today?

  • 08-09-2011 1:38am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭


    I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    Please keep your hands away from your genitals when cooking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I learned to chop my balls and scratch onions and feel sore about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    To tie the shoelaces before going downstairs. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Who killed Cock Robin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    [QUOTE=Bipolar Joe;74276377]I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.[/QUOTE]

    Is that a new course? How not to chop onions?

    BTW..chillies is the foodstuff you're looking for ;)
    Onions :Dthe ruination of..I dunno..something?maybe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,681 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

    Onions?

    Lightweight!:pac:

    Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Onions?

    Lightweight!:pac:

    Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:

    I said chilli's :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭lemonjelly


    I learned how to do not use wires anymore because I got wireless speakers for the PC.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I would have used chilli's if what I was cooking needed chilli's. It didn't, it needed onions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭RomanGod


    I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.
    Skunkle wrote: »
    Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.
    Kanoe wrote: »
    I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.
    how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad


    Some men just want to watch the world burn..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭Isard


    I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    I learned Polish girls swallow ;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 opendoor2


    I have learned how to open a online store...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    I learned Polish girls swallow ;):D

    That's not really nationality-specific, maybe you just finally found a woman who likes you. I guess I just learned how to make a guy feel special though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Learned that Jason Bateman is actually much better looking in real life :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    I've learned that I don't need the clock alarm anymore. The need of p1ss wakes me up sharply at 5:00am every single morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    that giving up cigerates is very hard


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    I learned Polish girls swallow ;):D


    A true lady ALWAYS does :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I found out that there is pictures of naked ladies on the internet! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭Diageio_Man


    Isard wrote: »
    I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.

    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    MugMugs wrote: »
    A true lady ALWAYS does :)


    could of fooled me :pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.
    Never has a truer statement been made!

    I can't back that up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

    Strewth! You ruined me flamin' strides you galah!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,115 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad
    I learned that you can run Ubuntu apps on a HP Touchpad. :)

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    I learned that people are never available when you need them to be and call you as soon as you're busy...argh! (work context, not being a lil emo...much)


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭Isard


    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    Now I also learned a new word:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    Not all people are as nice as me:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭Gearheart


    headmaster wrote: »
    Not all people are as nice as me:o

    nice guys finish last ;) tho maybe ive just been found out :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭JonB


    After making the same mistake twice. It would seem I learned nothing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭coco_lola


    I learned not to stress about anything because none of it matters, and within moments you'll be stressing about something else and have forgotten about the first thing anyway :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    Gearheart wrote: »
    nice guys finish last ;) tho maybe ive just been found out :D

    There are no nice guys...



    That's my bitter b1tch comment of the day!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I learned that smiling does work....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    Agh ha! is that because someone gave you an "1tch":)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Teams will always score in Injury time to ruin your bet!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    mariaalice wrote: »
    people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.

    Noooo! My family is like that and it wrecks my head, they treat punctuality like some kind of superpower, I arrive somewhere on time and they look at me in amazement.

    Today I learned that scones are still nice. (Hadn't had one in quite a while)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Today I learned that there are some very nice people in AH :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:

    Never go for a jog after a bag of Fiery Bombay Mix.

    Hosed a carpet of toxic midden over a square yard of nettles in St Anne's Park.

    Hoop on me like a half cooked rissole all the way home:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I learned to tie my laces properly (most of us do it wrong) after watching a TED talk another boardsie posted in a different thread (or maybe this one).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    how to collect dole money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    mariaalice wrote: »
    people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.

    No! I refuse to believe this. I'm in the midst of beating chronic poor timekeeping out of someone. I will succeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    RomanGod wrote: »
    Some men just want to watch the world burn..
    l set fire to the rain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I learned that loofahs are amazing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    i learned that ciders not my drink :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭wardy2


    lock the door, when having a ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I learnt that I have very little patience.


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