What did you learn, today?

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 01:38AM #1

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Jess16 · 08-09-2011 01:40AM

Please keep your hands away from your genitals when cooking

seanybiker · 08-09-2011 01:44AM

I learned to chop my balls and scratch onions and feel sore about it.

MungBean · 08-09-2011 01:46AM

Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.

policarp · 08-09-2011 01:47AM

To tie the shoelaces before going downstairs. . .

joshrogan · 08-09-2011 01:49AM

Who killed Cock Robin.

chucken1 · 08-09-2011 01:51AM

[QUOTE=Bipolar Joe;74276377]I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.[/QUOTE]

Is that a new course? How not to chop onions?

BTW..chillies is the foodstuff you're looking for

Onions :Dthe ruination of..I dunno..something?maybe?

Kanoe · 08-09-2011 01:52AM

I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.

Ghost Train · 08-09-2011 01:52AM

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

Sharpshooter · 08-09-2011 01:53AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Onions?

Lightweight!:pac:

Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:

chucken1 · 08-09-2011 01:56AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

Onions?

Lightweight!:pac:

Now if you'd said chilli's.:eek:

I said chilli's

lemonjelly · 08-09-2011 01:57AM

I learned how to do not use wires anymore because I got wireless speakers for the PC.

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 02:05AM

I would have used chilli's if what I was cooking needed chilli's. It didn't, it needed onions.

RomanGod · 08-09-2011 02:19AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I learned not to chop onions and then scratch my cock and balls. Not a good feeling.

Skunkle wrote: »

Constant farting makes your pants smell of shít. Wasnt one of my better days to be honest.

Kanoe wrote: »

I learned how to tell someone to Fúk off..and not feel guilty.lovely feeling all the same.

Ghost Train wrote: »

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

Some men just want to watch the world burn..

Isard · 08-09-2011 03:32AM

I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.

baltimore sun · 08-09-2011 06:12AM

I learned Polish girls swallow

opendoor2 · 08-09-2011 06:28AM

I have learned how to open a online store...

pow wow · 08-09-2011 06:31AM

baltimore sun wrote: »

I learned Polish girls swallow

That's not really nationality-specific, maybe you just finally found a woman who likes you. I guess I just learned how to make a guy feel special though...

candy-gal1 · 08-09-2011 06:35AM

Learned that Jason Bateman is actually much better looking in real life

wolf moon · 08-09-2011 06:48AM

I've learned that I don't need the clock alarm anymore. The need of p1ss wakes me up sharply at 5:00am every single morning.

Snowie · 08-09-2011 06:51AM

that giving up cigerates is very hard

MugMugs · 08-09-2011 07:07AM

baltimore sun wrote: »

I learned Polish girls swallow

A true lady ALWAYS does

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 07:40AM

I found out that there is pictures of naked ladies on the internet! :eek:

Diageio_Man · 08-09-2011 07:57AM

Isard wrote: »

I learned a big, big text by heart. I'm a tired, tired student.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Snowie · 08-09-2011 07:58AM

MugMugs wrote: »

A true lady ALWAYS does

could of fooled me :pac::D

Princess Peach · 08-09-2011 07:59AM

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 08:07AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

Never has a truer statement been made!

I can't back that up.

kfallon · 08-09-2011 08:49AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I learned that Summer Bay was severely lacking until Alf came back. Missed his pearls of wisdom.

Strewth! You ruined me flamin' strides you galah!!!

bnt · 08-09-2011 09:06AM

Ghost Train wrote: »

how to waste lots of time trying to get ubuntu on to a touchpad

I learned that you can run Ubuntu apps on a HP Touchpad.

Azureus · 08-09-2011 09:38AM

I learned that people are never available when you need them to be and call you as soon as you're busy...argh! (work context, not being a lil emo...much)

08-09-2011 09:41AM

people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.

Isard · 08-09-2011 11:08AM

Diageio_Man wrote: »

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Now I also learned a new word:D

headmaster · 08-09-2011 11:17AM

Not all people are as nice as me:o

Gearheart · 08-09-2011 02:33PM

headmaster wrote: »

Not all people are as nice as me:o

nice guys finish last

tho maybe ive just been found out

JonB · 08-09-2011 02:38PM

After making the same mistake twice. It would seem I learned nothing.

coco_lola · 08-09-2011 02:42PM

I learned not to stress about anything because none of it matters, and within moments you'll be stressing about something else and have forgotten about the first thing anyway

Little Miss Lady · 08-09-2011 05:54PM

Gearheart wrote: »

nice guys finish last tho maybe ive just been found out

There are no nice guys...

That's my bitter b1tch comment of the day!!

Sauve · 08-09-2011 06:00PM

I learned that smiling does work....

headmaster · 08-09-2011 06:00PM

Agh ha! is that because someone gave you an "1tch":)

Samich · 08-09-2011 06:02PM

Teams will always score in Injury time to ruin your bet!!!!!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 08-09-2011 06:04PM

mariaalice wrote: »

people who are late for everything and come from a family of people who are always late will always be like that.

Noooo! My family is like that and it wrecks my head, they treat punctuality like some kind of superpower, I arrive somewhere on time and they look at me in amazement.

Today I learned that scones are still nice. (Hadn't had one in quite a while)

LeeHoffmann · 08-09-2011 06:36PM

Today I learned that there are some very nice people in AH

FlutterinBantam · 08-09-2011 06:49PM

:eek:

Never go for a jog after a bag of Fiery Bombay Mix.

Hosed a carpet of toxic midden over a square yard of nettles in St Anne's Park.

Hoop on me like a half cooked rissole all the way home:mad:

Sky King · 08-09-2011 06:54PM

I learned to tie my laces properly (most of us do it wrong) after watching a TED talk another boardsie posted in a different thread (or maybe this one).