Hooray! The 3DS is saved!

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 09:56AM #1

Oh wait,
no it's not...
It's just a lousy add-on to appease us fools who jumped on the 3DS bandwagon too early!

http://www.qj.net/nintendo-3ds/news/3ds-second-analog-stick-is-real.html
I expect an almost simultaneous announcement of a major 3DS redesign including an integral extra Circle Pad and perhaps a new name.

So, names for the new console?

3DS-finished properly
3DS- the real one this time
3DS- please buy one instead of the Vita

answers on a postcard to your nearest bin....

Feels like Ninty is doing a Sega on this handheld gen, it's like the 32X all over again.

RedXIV · 07-09-2011 09:58AM

Broken link!

Myrddin · 07-09-2011 10:23AM

RedXIV wrote: »

Broken link!

I'd say the flood of people waiting on games for the system have melted the poor server. What a shocker, joysticks generally need games to be of any use Nintendo

Banjo · 07-09-2011 10:24AM

Mother pus bucket! I haven't even unboxed mine yet and it's obsolete. Son of a...

o1s1n · 07-09-2011 10:26AM

What I'm trying to figure out is that if this is going to be a first party nintendo add on or just a cheap crappy 3rd party perhiperal bundled with Monster Hunter.

Really hoping it's the latter!

LookingFor · 07-09-2011 10:40AM

How long did the Virtua Boy last?

If Nintendo does announce a new system next week, 3DS will have been less than a year.

And as far as I'm concerned, a 3DS revision with new controls and new name = new system.

3DS R.I.P.?

Now we know why they cut the price so much. It wasn't so much because sales weren't as good as they wanted but because they'll have a new €200+ dual-analog system coming soon.

nitromaster · 07-09-2011 10:43AM

Hmm..no confirmation it's actually first party....might be 3rd party and bundled with monster hunter just....

Also adds another shoulder button to each side.

Myrddin · 07-09-2011 10:48AM

nitromaster wrote: »

Hmm..no confirmation it's actually first party....might be 3rd party and bundled with monster hunter just....

Also adds another shoulder button to each side.

Possibly 3rd party yeah, but why all the secrecy surrounding it if so? If anything a 3rd party house should be promoting it...& Nintendo's annoucement is soon...so its hard not to connect the two.

More bad PR for the 3DS, & if it isn't 1st party...what's stopping Nintendo denying it? If they gave a toss about the system there should be a small press release from them out there by now denying it's them making it.

Banjo · 07-09-2011 10:52AM

how's that going to work when the plastics around the 2nd stick push your hand about 1/4" off the right hand shoulder? Unless they're just proxies for the existing shoulder buttons rather than secondary ones?

They could call it the 3DSDS / 3DS^2 where the 2nd DS stands for Dual Stick. Or perhaps the 3D3DS since it's Dual screen, Dual slide-pad, Dual shoulders. Awesome deluxe! I wonder what else we could have 2 of on the system? 2 Lids maybe, so if you flip the handset over you're playing an evil version of whatever game cart is in the slot?

Dozen Wicked Words · 07-09-2011 11:11AM

Even with the add-on, its still pocket sized though.

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nitromaster · 07-09-2011 11:18AM

EnterNow wrote: »

Possibly 3rd party yeah, but why all the secrecy surrounding it if so? If anything a 3rd party house should be promoting it...& Nintendo's annoucement is soon...so its hard not to connect the two.

More bad PR for the 3DS, & if it isn't 1st party...what's stopping Nintendo denying it? If they gave a toss about the system there should be a small press release from them out there by now denying it's them making it.

Maybe it's like the classic controller pro situation...apparntly capcom had some input into it's creation, and it came bundled with Monster Hunter.

I mean if this is only used for select games...and it comes bundled (or bundled with monster hunter at the least) it might work out...

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 11:39AM

I'd say this is a way to update the 3ds design to keep the early adopters in the game.
Otherwise a redesigned 3ds will render all the existing owners really pissed off.
So we will see a new 3ds on the market, probably by Christmas and the old one going the way of the Touchpad.

So, whose buying a 3ds v2?
Who is queueing up with me?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Nobody at all?

Bugger, how long til they exit the hardware market now?
Lots of pressure not to do a 'cube on the WiiU, release great hardware that no one wants.

o1s1n · 07-09-2011 11:52AM

It really is mental to think that after such a successful last generation, Nintendo could bugger so much up with this one.

They've even fecked up on the names. I think '3DS' was just too obvious a title to pass up..but as for Wii U. That's unforgivable.

I mean come on, with modern consoles you have to show that it's a step up from the previous one. (stupid as it is).

Even 'Wii 2' would have been better than that. They could have stuck to their stupid current branding and called it 'Wii too' or 'Wii two' or something else daft. It still would have shown that it's a real successor to the Wii rather than a Wii 1.5.

nitromaster · 07-09-2011 12:01PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

I'd say this is a way to update the 3ds design to keep the early adopters in the game.
Otherwise a redesigned 3ds will render all the existing owners really pissed off.
So we will see a new 3ds on the market, probably by Christmas and the old one going the way of the Touchpad.

So, whose buying a 3ds v2?
Who is queueing up with me?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Nobody at all?

Bugger, how long til they exit the hardware market now?
Lots of pressure not to do a 'cube on the WiiU, release great hardware that no one wants.

I don't see a new one by christmas...maybe mid next year. They are releasing a new color for the current model this weekend and all :cool:

pdbhp · 07-09-2011 12:04PM

Nintendo

Facepalm!

Good grief it's hideous.

megaten · 07-09-2011 01:02PM

From the looks of it though it pretty much exists only for monster hunter.

johnny_ultimate · 07-09-2011 01:06PM

It took Monster Hunter to get a proper dual stick, multi shoulder button controller for Wii so no surprise there!

Looks like a piece of crap though. I'm sure it functions fine, but it really is a desperate attempt to fix a design that was unfortunately outdated before it was even released.

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 03:33PM

To create a new improved 3ds may well be as simple as a new main board and lower inner panel, to support a second circle pad.
The outer aspect of the machine need not change at sll.
If they have a clip on C pad already be sure they have it all planning already.
And seeing as there is a pretty limited game catalog on the thing it'd be relatively easy to add that with the necessary firmware update anyhow.
So, in Japan at least, I can see a redesigned 3ds by Jesus Day or else the Vita will eat it alive.

nitromaster · 07-09-2011 03:40PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

So, in Japan at least, I can see a redesigned 3ds by Jesus Day or else the Vita will eat it alive.

It's now got Monster Hunter. it's sorted :P

(and yes Vita also has Monster Hunter...but 3ds has pokemon! and mario/mario kart!)

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 03:51PM

Great Zombie Jebus!
I know that Mario, Kart and Pokemon are great but I would hope we can expect a little more than the usual suspects from this console.
I mean, where is our Ico, our Uncharted?

megaten · 07-09-2011 03:52PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Great Zombie Jebus!
I know that Mario, Kart and Pokemon are great but I would hope we can expect a little more than the usual suspects from this console.
I mean, where is our Ico, our Uncharted?

What, you mean Sony's Usual suspects?

nitromaster · 07-09-2011 04:09PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Great Zombie Jebus!
I know that Mario, Kart and Pokemon are great but I would hope we can expect a little more than the usual suspects from this console.
I mean, where is our Ico, our Uncharted?

rumors of a new Mach Rider :P and smash bros in a couple of years.....hardly expecting more from a nintendo handheld? :pac:

Nollog · 07-09-2011 05:01PM

3DS+, the new console design.
I made it lol. But this is what I expect really.
They'll remove the ridge on the touch screen too, as it scratches the upper screen.
The things added to the first side picture are the extra shoulder buttons.

Looks good, right?

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 05:12PM

New Smash Bros, a new New Super Mario Bros game, new Zelda, so how cool is that or rather how low our expectations.
So far the big games news has been new variants of existing games on older systems.
What about new Kojima games, new Suda 51 games, something fresh from Sega.
Wheres COD on the 3ds?
What about Battlefield 3?
Come on, demand more from a capable machine or we will wind up with the first handheld own goal by Ninty, not counting the Virtual Boy.

Liamario · 07-09-2011 05:20PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

New Smash Bros, a new New Super Mario Bros game, new Zelda, so how cool is that or rather how low our expectations.
So far the big games news has been new variants of existing games on older systems.
What about new Kojima games, new Suda 51 games, something fresh from Sega.
Wheres COD on the 3ds?
What about Battlefield 3?
Come on, demand more from a capable machine or we will wind up with the first handheld own goal by Ninty, not counting the Virtual Boy.

Couldn't agree more. There is only so much mario anyone can take. I had my fill several years ago.
Demand more from Nintendo than the usual rehashed safe bets.

o1s1n · 07-09-2011 06:01PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

I mean, where is our Ico?

Here you go. Beyond the Labyrinth. Shame it's not out for a while yet.

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 07:41PM

Looks spectacular, that's more like it, my confidence meter just went up a notch or two!
A 3D rendition of the 3DO version of The Need For Speed and I'll be happy!

Myrddin · 07-09-2011 07:48PM

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Looks spectacular, that's more like it, my confidence meter just went up a notch or two!
A 3D rendition of the 3DO version of The Need For Speed and I'll be happy!

Wern't you giving out about ports a few posts back

Completely agree with you, more than enough time has elapsed, Nintendo has the ability ten times over, but nothings adding up.

The 3DS - "Look what's coming out for it!!!" yawn. Its whats out now, or very nearly now that matters...six months down the road just doesn't excuse the current mess.

CiDeRmAn · 07-09-2011 09:12PM

Ah yes, the staring at the leaflet that came In the last game casing you bought.
It can be emotional in one of a series of ways...
1: You feel happy at seeing all the new games coming out in the near future.
2: You see the leaflet and realise that you have been looking at the same leaflet for the last bunch of releases, depressing!
3: You realise you own them all already and there is nothing else on the way except maybe a kart racing game featuring the cast of Shrek.

Mr.D.CraicLAAD · 13-09-2011 08:03PM

OMG, Nintendo, I thought they were onto a winner until the price cut, now kinda regretting paying €135(traded in dsi) on release day. still it'll be less than €20.

CiDeRmAn · 14-09-2011 10:23AM

Pretty soon we'll see a post here in the Bargain Alerts, with a user from Harvey Normans telling us to get down there quick, the 3DS is selling for 150 euro!
Oh, wait.....
Bugger!

It is telling that the DSiXL is more expensive than the 3DS.
Maybe the redesign will be more on the scale of the XL console, a larger screen may be more comfortable to use, and give ignorant potential buyers the illusion of getting more for their money!

3DS:XL, you heard it here first folks!

Oh, they'll probably throw in a 2nd Circle pad, a touch pad on the back, a cup holder and a scanner for reading your credit card, to ease the siphoning of your bank account!

Hooray! The 3DS is saved!

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