Embarrassing 5 item shopping list

netnerd · 07-09-2011 02:24PM #1

Post your idea of the cringiest 5 item combination you could buy from a regular supermarket (I have a Dunnes and a Tesco close, so we shall say those).

Eg

1 x cucumber
1 x baby oil
1 x packet of extra small condoms
1 x whipping cream
1 x masking tape

Whichever post receives the most thanks, I shall purchase the 5 items in that post, whilst covertly capturing the reactions of the checkout assistant. (10 euros max spend, I'm poor)

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2011 02:26PM

Rope
Axe
Bleach
Black bags
Sweets

kfallon · 07-09-2011 02:28PM

Gimp Mask
Set of pool balls
Poppers
Kitchen Plunger
Hamster

:pac:

foxyboxer · 07-09-2011 02:28PM

5 copies of the Sunday Independent.

CardBordWindow · 07-09-2011 02:28PM

1 x bottle of gin
4 x packs of paracetamol.

ScumLord · 07-09-2011 02:28PM

1 x pack of Guinness
1 x pack of toilet paper
1 x tube of preparation H
1 x tub of ice creme

orourkeda · 07-09-2011 02:28PM

Gimp Mask
Hurley
Whip
Rifle
Golf Ball

orourkeda · 07-09-2011 02:30PM

Pig Mask
Clothes Pegs
Table Tennis Racket
Candle
Toilet Roll

GrizzlyMan · 07-09-2011 02:31PM

a brush handle
rope
disposable camera
rubber gloves
and a copy of the farmers journal!

Helix · 07-09-2011 02:31PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Gimp Mask
Hurley
Whip
Rifle
Golf Ball

where the hell do you do your shopping?

Snakeblood · 07-09-2011 02:32PM

netnerd wrote: »

Post your idea of the cringiest 5 item combination you could buy from a regular supermarket (I have a Dunnes and a Tesco close, so we shall say those).

Eg

1 x cucumber
1 x baby oil
1 x packet of extra small condoms
1 x whipping cream
1 x masking tape

Whichever post receives the most thanks, I shall purchase the 5 items in that post, whilst covertly capturing the reactions of the checkout assistant. (10 euros max spend, I'm poor)

5 bottles of vodka, 1 pack of nappies. When you get to the counter, leave the nappies.

The Master · 07-09-2011 02:33PM

1 x Hanna Montana DVD
1 x Vaseline
1 x Box of Kleenex

Mr Freeze · 07-09-2011 02:33PM

Helix wrote: »

where the hell do you do your shopping?

Maybe kfallon can answer this too? Big into the gimp masks these two lads are!!!

cosmicfart · 07-09-2011 02:34PM

Porn
Lube
handcuffs
Scream mask
Cruel Intentions video

AnonoBoy · 07-09-2011 02:34PM

1. Dummy's Guide to Counting
2. Coffee

prinz · 07-09-2011 02:35PM

Not sure about embarrassing but I know my own weirdest shopping trip.. went to a Walmart in the US and bought..

Hair dye
An electric clippers
a balaclava
gloves
and sunglasses.

Nobody raised as much as an eyebrow.

Antomus Prime · 07-09-2011 02:35PM

Baby Oil
Condoms
Wet Wipes
Rubber Gloves
Hannah Montana Dvd

Helix · 07-09-2011 02:36PM

gloves
rope
vaseline
a knife
bin bags

Orando Broom · 07-09-2011 02:36PM

1. Milk
2. Fish
3. Cheese
4. Eggs
5. Food Triangle/Pyramid (we know it's really a triangle) Poster

Antomus Prime · 07-09-2011 02:36PM

The Master wrote: »

1 x Hanna Montana DVD
1 x Vaseline
1 x Box of Kleenex

Damn you TM!!!! lol

Although it is good to know I'm not the only twisted one in here!!! :pac:

AgileMyth · 07-09-2011 02:38PM

Are there five books in the twilight series? I'd say that.

Dennis the Stone · 07-09-2011 02:38PM

1 single grape
1 single grape
1 single grape
1 single grape
1 miniature cheese

Logical Fallacy · 07-09-2011 02:39PM

5 copies of Cosmo.

Superbus · 07-09-2011 02:40PM

Pregnancy test and a 'Get Well Soon' card.

foxyboxer · 07-09-2011 02:42PM

VIP Magazine.

Pherekydes · 07-09-2011 02:43PM

SQ "essentials" anything.
KY Jelly (The stupid bitch at the checkout asked what it was used for)
A tank of petrol (after pushing the car the last few hundred metres)
A car battery that was discharged (luckily, I was outside the motor factors)
A Thai bride