Embarrassing 5 item shopping list

netnerd

Post your idea of the cringiest 5 item combination you could buy from a regular supermarket (I have a Dunnes and a Tesco close, so we shall say those).

Eg

1 x cucumber
1 x baby oil
1 x packet of extra small condoms
1 x whipping cream
1 x masking tape

Whichever post receives the most thanks, I shall purchase the 5 items in that post, whilst covertly capturing the reactions of the checkout assistant. (10 euros max spend, I'm poor)

Bipolar Joe

Rope
Axe
Bleach
Black bags
Sweets

kfallon

Gimp Mask
Set of pool balls
Poppers
Kitchen Plunger
Hamster

:pac:

foxyboxer

5 copies of the Sunday Independent.

CardBordWindow

1 x bottle of gin
4 x packs of paracetamol.

ScumLord

1 x pack of Guinness
1 x pack of toilet paper
1 x tube of preparation H
1 x tub of ice creme

orourkeda

Gimp Mask
Hurley
Whip
Rifle
Golf Ball

orourkeda

Pig Mask
Clothes Pegs
Table Tennis Racket
Candle
Toilet Roll

GrizzlyMan

a brush handle
rope
disposable camera
rubber gloves
and a copy of the farmers journal!

Helix

orourkeda wrote: »

Gimp Mask
Hurley
Whip
Rifle
Golf Ball

where the hell do you do your shopping?

Snakeblood

netnerd wrote: »

Post your idea of the cringiest 5 item combination you could buy from a regular supermarket (I have a Dunnes and a Tesco close, so we shall say those).

Eg

1 x cucumber
1 x baby oil
1 x packet of extra small condoms
1 x whipping cream
1 x masking tape

Whichever post receives the most thanks, I shall purchase the 5 items in that post, whilst covertly capturing the reactions of the checkout assistant. (10 euros max spend, I'm poor)

5 bottles of vodka, 1 pack of nappies. When you get to the counter, leave the nappies.

The Master

1 x Hanna Montana DVD
1 x Vaseline
1 x Box of Kleenex

Mr Freeze

Helix wrote: »

where the hell do you do your shopping?

Maybe kfallon can answer this too? Big into the gimp masks these two lads are!!!

cosmicfart

Porn
Lube
handcuffs
Scream mask
Cruel Intentions video

AnonoBoy

1. Dummy's Guide to Counting
2. Coffee

prinz

Not sure about embarrassing but I know my own weirdest shopping trip.. went to a Walmart in the US and bought..

Hair dye
An electric clippers
a balaclava
gloves
and sunglasses.

Nobody raised as much as an eyebrow.

Antomus Prime

Baby Oil
Condoms
Wet Wipes
Rubber Gloves
Hannah Montana Dvd

Helix

gloves
rope
vaseline
a knife
bin bags

Orando Broom

1. Milk
2. Fish
3. Cheese
4. Eggs
5. Food Triangle/Pyramid (we know it's really a triangle) Poster

Antomus Prime

The Master wrote: »

1 x Hanna Montana DVD
1 x Vaseline
1 x Box of Kleenex

Damn you TM!!!! lol

Although it is good to know I'm not the only twisted one in here!!! :pac:

AgileMyth

Are there five books in the twilight series? I'd say that.

Dennis the Stone

1 single grape
1 single grape
1 single grape
1 single grape
1 miniature cheese

Logical Fallacy

5 copies of Cosmo.

Superbus

Pregnancy test and a 'Get Well Soon' card.

foxyboxer

VIP Magazine.

Pherekydes

SQ "essentials" anything.
KY Jelly (The stupid bitch at the checkout asked what it was used for)
A tank of petrol (after pushing the car the last few hundred metres)
A car battery that was discharged (luckily, I was outside the motor factors)
A Thai bride

Samich

A pliers
A magnifying glass
X-rated magazine

Helix

pregnancy testing kit
towel
coat hanger
pain killers
pliers

IrishZeus

1x Kleenex
1x KY jelly
1x Rubber gloves
1x Mop

and....


1x Mens Health mag.... :eek:

Plazaman

1 x Bottle of Jack Daniels
1 x Bottle of Ketchup
1 x Box of Tampax
1 x Disposable Camera
1 x Box of Band Aid

Marty McFly

1. Adult Nappies
2. New bed sheets
3. plastic underlay bed sheet
4. wet wipes
5. toilet training books.

W.Shakes-Beer

1. Loaded magazine.
2. Tesco Value Tissues.
3. Baby Oil.
4. Bra
5. Gin.

Immaculate Pasta

1 x belt
1 x pornographic magazine
1 x lotion
1 x tissues

bijapos

1. Adult nappies
2. KY Jelly
3. Large Cucumber, ask " Excuse me is this the largest ye have?"
4. First Aid Kit, ask "Does this have emergency stitches"
5. Dog Leash

Shreddingblood

Pregnancy test
Milk
Bleach
Coat hangers
Gravestone













too far?

ErinGoBrath

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

1 x belt
1 x pornographic magazine
1 x lotion
1 x tissues

You forgetting something?

1 x coat hook

tmc86

1 x How to Look good naked DVD
1 x Bottle of Veet hair removal cream
1 x Tweasers
1 x Disposable Camera
1 x scented candle

jester77

vaseline
marigold gloves
bosh drill
plunger
weetabix

Raytown Rocks

1. Jedward cd
2. Jedward cd
3. Jedward cd
4. Jedward cd
5. Jedward cd

Immaculate Pasta

ErinGoBrath wrote: »

You forgetting something?

1 x coat hook

That's why it didn't work last time! You live and learn :rolleyes:... :eek:

Eric Cartman

1. Dora the Explorer DVD
2. Vaseline
3. Box of tissues
4. Womens underwear
5. carpet stain remover

Pherekydes

Shreddingblood wrote: »

Gravestone

too far?

Don't you have a brown bin?

Lord Derpington

tesco value gin
rake
butter
plunger
Disposable Camera

Dyr

Just use disguises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVz9_uxogcE

entropi

1 - 12-pack of condoms
2 - bottle of tabasco sauce
3 - pack of baby wipes
4 - two leather belts
5 - Power Rangers DVD

TheBunk1

1. Extra large bottle of Calpol
2. Extra large bottle of Calpol
3. Bottle of whiskey
4. Travel guide for the Algarve
5. Black bags

TheZohanS

1. Kate McCanns book
2. duct tape
3. bottle of vodka
4. Birthday card for an 8 year old
5. packet of condoms

NothingMan

1 x Porceilan bowl
1 x Spoon
1 x Bowl of Frosties
1 x litre of milk


Eat at till.

Sky King

1 large pack of condoms
1 large box of tampons
3 economy packs of Bounty

Antomus Prime

Vaseline
Dog Leash
Large wooden Spatula
Womens Underwear
Party Invitations

NothingMan

1 pack of Barbie party plates
1 pack of Barbie party cups
1 Barbie cake
Giant net
shovel.