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Never ending Galway story......

  • 06-09-2011 10:55PM
    #1
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭


    Here's the deal. I start a story and the next poster continues the story and so on. Keep it clean and relevant to Galway.
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    Two Tuam lads were walking down Shop Street in Galway when all of a sudden they saw a.....


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  • #2
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    ...large woman, who pushed passed them, saying she had something very important to do. Then she...


  • #3
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    went to supermacs and got a ...


  • #4
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    ...Inspector Harry Callahan who said, "The story ends here, punk", but was pucked in the face by...


  • #5
    samdeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭samdeman


    ...ErnieBert, who said "how dare you finish it?" Ernie then shouted over to mike dillon across the street and said "hey mike, what......"


  • #6
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    samdeman wrote: »
    ...ErnieBert, who said "how dare you finish it?" Ernie then shouted over to mike dillon across the street and said "hey mike, what......"

    "...the heck were you drinking last night?" but just then....


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  • #7
    eagle10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭eagle10


    ErnieBert wrote: »
    "...the heck were you drinking last night?" but just then....

    Nora wart interrupted him trying to bum a fag


  • #8
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    off a bewildered NUI student who was on his way to...


  • #9
    galwayboss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 ✭galwayboss


    madam brigdet for a....


  • #10
    dec25532
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dec25532


    before being confronted by Cllr. Padraic Conneely who warned her about the waiting lists in A&E at Galway University Hospital if she developed respetory failure and . . .


  • #11
    JimiWonderDoor 92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    dec25532 wrote: »
    before being confronted by Cllr. Padraic Conneely who warned her about the waiting lists in A&E at Galway University Hospital if she developed respetory failure and . . .

    that iconic Galway motrocyclist Roy Carroll is still around for grub at Shmacs if she's up for it however...


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  • #12
    scrubber72
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭scrubber72


    Seamus the knacker dwarf would like to join you should....


  • #13
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    watch your pockets...


  • #14
    eagle10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭eagle10


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    watch your pockets...

    Because berties about and he's got a.craving for


  • #15
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    a mighty mac from Supermacs but is afraid that....


  • #16
    beeintheknow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭beeintheknow


    the beef may not be organically sourced from free range communist cows that enjoy trips to the town hall theatre to watch pretentious ****e and drinking coffee in javas at 1am because they have no jobs and don't need to be in bed at a reasonable hour


  • #17
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    .com


  • #18
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    ...and also that he may find out..


  • #19
    Blinking_Badger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭Blinking_Badger


    that the Galway hookers look beautiful at this time of year when the light falls on them in that way but...


  • #20
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    ..after close inspection they look like Nora after a .....


  • #21
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    few bottles of gin and a pack of cheese and onion taytos outside Neachtains on a...


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  • #22
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    donkey while having an aul tug......


  • #23
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    tug o' war with the wino's in Eyre Square before heading to


  • #24
    gent9662
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭gent9662


    McDonogh's for a 1 and 1


  • #25
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    In McDonoaghs Warty Nora had a sh1t fit when she realised that


  • #26
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    she was being discussed in detail on boards


  • #27
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    so she threatened legal action


  • #28
    Hunchback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    snubbleste wrote: »
    she was being discussed in detail on boards
    ....despite frequent efforts to minimise her online persona which.....


  • #29
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    ...can be see every night on TV3's Exposé...


  • #30
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    ...as well as a special Exposé/TG4 co-production of an in-depth investigation into sorting out who Gerry is and why he's not paying lads for bullocks.....


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  • #31
    beeintheknow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭beeintheknow


    squonk wrote: »
    ...as well as a special Exposé/TG4 co-production of an in-depth investigation into sorting out who Gerry is and why he's not paying lads for bullocks.....

    because these are difficult times for farmers and not everyone has cash to hand. A little understanding is required from the creditors of any small business. If you are prepared to wait you will get paid, but you can't get blood from a stone.


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