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knickers for drink. Club gets frisky.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I would want more then 1 drink for my CKs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Will you get an extra free shot for skidmarks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Nice, can I wear in five or six pairs over each other? I'm a fella, but for a bit of booze I'll wear a couple of thongs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    jesus, people need to stop getting pissed off at stupid things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    My undies cost more than a feckin pint!! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    Ah Tramco. What a ****hole.

    Doubt anyone would want my skidmarked jocks anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Would they accept the most crustily layered pair of chlamydia soaked knickers possible...that actually crawl to the barman due to the amount of lice in them?

    Sexeh/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I'd crawl through a mile of sh!t covered broken glass for just one sip of sweet sweet liquor. I am over 2 weeks without one and have a week to go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    jesus, people need to stop getting pissed off at stupid things.

    Yeah, no need to get their knickers in a twist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Em..no!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    The Saint wrote: »
    Ah Tramco. What a ****hole.

    .

    ****hole full of durty old men with mirrors on their shoes next Friday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Some fat chick with granny panties flings em at the barman and shouts "giz a smirnoff ice loveeeee"......enjoy your dinners boardsies:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Jebus... When my daughter's older, I'm not letting her out of the house!

    Also, if you were wearing nice underwear - you wouldn't want to give them away for a crappy drink surely?
    And if they were awful yolks, you'd be too embarrassed handing over your tesco finest.
    I'd just pay the few euro for the drink.
    Or sneak in a naggin in my bag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    The Saint wrote: »
    Ah Tramco. What a ****hole.

    Doubt anyone would want my skidmarked jocks anyway.

    :eek:

    They might.

    Seems like they dispense extra for dry liverish sour skids.

    They are your kind aren't they?

    No fresh stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    "Public anger cannot stop 'knickers for drink' stunt"

    Tis only them Rape killjoys having a moan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    My boxer's say..


    Im Bed-

    ucated

    Just thought people should know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Mine are incontinent pants.

    Besides people will cheat they will be going to that club with dirty underwear in every pocket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    these clothes collectors will stop at nothing. There must be a ton of money in the second hand clothes business.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Buy a load of cheap pants.
    Wear about 20 pairs.
    Exchange cheap pants for expensive booze.
    ?????
    Profit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Dunnes and Pennys could be cleaned out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Some fat chick with granny panties flings em at the barman and shouts "giz a smirnoff ice loveeeee"......enjoy your dinners boardsies:p

    I think I just came.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    It'd want to be an exceptionally good vintage to match my undies.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    No way.

    I've finally worn my current pair in.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    The Saint wrote: »
    Ah Tramco. What a ****hole.

    Didn't think young'uns wore knickers in there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Personally I wouldn't like to be served or handed a drink by a barman who's just after handling someone's dirty jocks no matter how frilly or fancy they were.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Didn't think young'uns wore knickers in there.

    how young are we talking here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    the more i think about this, the weirder it sounds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    http://www.balls.ie/2011/08/31/george-hook-wants-you-to-keep-your-pants-on/#comments
    George Hook wants you to keep your pants on.
    Boycott "Tamco"!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    dan1895 wrote: »
    http://www.balls.ie/2011/08/31/george-hook-wants-you-to-keep-your-pants-on/#comments
    George Hook wants you to keep your pants on.
    Boycott "Tamco"!!

    Gawd
    All of a sudden I am all for this promotion.

    If someone wants to hand over their knickers for a drink, so what, the world will carry on.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    A club full of drunk people some of whom have publicly de-bagged in return for the oppertunity of getting more drunk. What could possibly go wrong??


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