Annoying things your pet does

Hurricane-Dean · 06-09-2011 04:21PM #1

As the title says, what annoying thing does your pet do? To you or just in general?

My dog sleeps in my room and in the morning if he wants to go outside he will jump on my bed, turn around and fart in my face knowing the smell will wake me up and when I get up he is waiting at the door. Absolute bástard!!

FatherLen · 06-09-2011 04:22PM

shits on the fucking floor!

Duggy747 · 06-09-2011 04:23PM

Die

My lovable mutt of 11 years had to be put down last Friday.

I guess I can eat my Jaffa Cakes in peace, now :pac:

animan · 06-09-2011 04:24PM

Over-eager about food. Cant stand the little prick staring at me while I eat

Hurricane-Dean · 06-09-2011 04:28PM

animan wrote: »

Over-eager about food. Cant stand the little prick staring at me while I eat

I know what you mean, he would have just eaten but you get to eat and BANG there he is staring at you like he has never eaten before!

My name is URL · 06-09-2011 04:29PM

My dog robs my socks and stocks them in piles around the place. He goes nuts when people are leaving the house, barks at cars the whole time and hysterically scratches on doors if he hears a motorbike or lorry passing. He rolls in **** too, sometimes. I can't let him off the lead either or else he'd be straight out on the road trying to herd traffic.

He's a complete bollix really, but I love him

Icyseanfitz · 06-09-2011 04:30PM

barks and barks and barks untill he gets attention, although he is 18 years old so he is alright in my books

Niche market · 06-09-2011 04:31PM

Steals socks and knickers and brings them to guests as 'presents' when they come in to the house...

TheZohanS · 06-09-2011 04:33PM

Comes in, let's off a fart and legs it. Another time the little bollocks sat down on the floor and started to have a ****...there wasn't even porn on the tv.

o1s1n · 06-09-2011 04:33PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Die

My lovable mutt of 11 years had to be put down last Friday.

I guess I can eat my Jaffa Cakes in peace, now :pac:

My dog of 14 was put down yesterday.

One of the most criminal things in this universe are how short dogs life spans are.

Why can't turtles live 15 years and dogs 100?!

flutterflye · 06-09-2011 04:34PM

My cat never closes the door after she opens it :mad:
She also gets herself stuck ontop of the curtain polls.
And if she wants food she'll meow at me til I get it, but she'll attempt to kill me a few times on the way over.

McChubbin · 06-09-2011 04:38PM

My cat has a tendency to **** on the kitchen table from time to time. Sociopatic little bitch.

MagicSean · 06-09-2011 04:38PM

My dog licks the wall until there's a hole in it.

sensibleken · 06-09-2011 04:44PM

The only annoying thing is putting on the breaks when I try to bring him for walks. The lazy bugger just wants to go píss and back to bed again. seriously the laziest animal i have ever met

Penn · 06-09-2011 04:45PM

http://ylyl.co/img/1660

MagicSean · 06-09-2011 04:46PM

Barrington wrote: »

http://ylyl.co/img/1660

I will take him off oyur hands. That's an awesome dog.

Degag · 06-09-2011 04:50PM

My fella goes absolutely crazy when the postman comes. Same with most people i guess though.

achtungbarry · 06-09-2011 04:55PM

Bites me, sh1ts on the floor, brings home dead rodents.

Damn fish.

youtube! · 06-09-2011 05:08PM

I have 2 dogs both great, but I will NEVER forget when the first one was a

puppy he was so cute so I thought it would be nice to take him along

when I was bringing my little daughter to school, all the kids in the yard

were mad about the little fella and I was happily letting them rub him

while I talked to one of the other parents while waiting for the school bell to ring.

Next thing I know the little fcuker has wrapped his paws around a little girl and is trying to hump her! He had this dirty little face on him as well and his tongue was all hanging out, I have never been so embarrased in all my life,I dragged him off her and just ran out of the place, needless to say he got his balls chopped off the following week!

pow wow · 06-09-2011 05:12PM

Kitty wakes me up in the middle of the night. I think he needs to go outside to take care of business so I follow him downstairs but no, he then proceeds to hop in his litter box and do the king of all 'scented deposits' whilst I look on weeping with tiredness (and maybe because of the smell). And then he expects to hop on the bed for cuddles....I don't think so

Archeron · 06-09-2011 05:27PM

when my red setter was a puppy, we kept him in the spare room. Every night he would methodically use his canine teeth to get a grip somewhere on the wallpaper, and when did, grip it in his teeth and pull really slowly so the whole sheet of paper would come off the wall. in one week, he had the whole room stripped bare, except for a few bits that ripped and were too high to reach.

no idea how he knew to pull slowly to stop it ripping, maybe dogs are natural born decorators.

Cool dog though

Rubberlegs · 06-09-2011 05:27PM

My dog licks my bare toes, bloody hate it:(. She also makes me feel ill by sitting with her legs spread, licking her bits. Tell ya if their was Playdog, she'd make centrefold. Himself says as she's 18months old, technically she's into her teens, so she's discovering herself. F**king yuck:(. No way I'll let her lick my face...

Millie · 06-09-2011 05:39PM

My lady drives us mad when looking for a walk...she is like your shadow and we almost trip over her on a daily basis.
She is currently having a game of eye tennis between me and my OH as to which one of us will crack under the strain and take her out.

Andromeda_111 · 06-09-2011 05:43PM

My dog's a dirty perv. If I'm sitting on the sofa with my legs crossed reading a mag, he'll come over and position himself so his (often wet) willy tips off my foot. What he wouldn't do for a pervy rub!

Anytime I 'm bending down to pick something up or wipe something off the floor he's over like flynn trying to get up on my back. I swear he'd rape me if he could :eek:

The House Of Wolves · 06-09-2011 05:59PM

The cat never. stops. meowing. One night, happy out wrapped up in my duvet in bed, when I hear a noise getting louder. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEow." Fúcking cat, I say to myself and roll over. Cue the scratching at the door, complete with calls of anguish.
Finally I get up out of my warm bed, where he proceeds to wind himself around my feet and trip me up, pour some cat food into his bowl and feck off back to bed. Meowing continues. I put in my headphones and blasted some Iron Maiden. -_-
Next morning, the food was untouched.

Also they leave nice presents (alive and dead) in the bathroom to scare the sh1t out of me.

Schism · 06-09-2011 06:09PM

My dog headbutts things (well nose butts really). Tennis balls, footballs, people. Everything must be battered!

xxxkarenxxx · 06-09-2011 06:21PM

My guinea pig eats everything!!!!! I have lost countless pairs of earfones as he chews right through them and my laptop cable cost me 100 euro to get a replacement.

Then theres the carpet there is a huge patch just eaten up I have to keep rearranging the couch to hide them haha but he is too cute I cant get mad at him

Fizgig Bandicoot · 06-09-2011 10:52PM

I don't have a pet, but stumbled upon this one night, where I saw many annoying (but funny) ones.

My favourite one is the baboon. (Technically more an animal being held captive than a pet, if you're being pedantic)

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

I used to have a very silly redsetter who tried to chase cars...whilst being brought for a walk, on a lead. He also peed on the radiator in the vets. And when I tried to show him off in the local dog show (I was ten) he made a holy show of me by running around the ring, refusing to sit, and peed in various areas. He was great!

bronte · 06-09-2011 11:04PM

My cat sits on the window ledge meowing in a really high-pitched whiney way to get in, then when you open the door for her she won't come in and sits there looking at you. Get the fcuk in...it's freezing outside. :mad:

One Christmas eve she started behaving really weirdly and had me dead worried. I was afraid she'd eaten something and was in pain. Raced her to the vet who spent 10 minutes laughing at me and told me she was in heat. :mad:

She has a habit of sneaking up to my room at night in the pitch black and giving me a near heart attack by jumping on my face.

She left a chocolate surprise on the rug for me to clean up one of the last times I was home..and then watched me cleaning it. I swear to God she was enjoying it.

Oh and every fleecy blanket I own is coated in black and white fur.

Cupcake_Crisis · 06-09-2011 11:13PM

Barrington wrote: »

http://ylyl.co/img/1660

I nearly choked laughing. I wish I could thank that more than once. Good lord.

ImpossibleDuck · 06-09-2011 11:15PM

flutterflye wrote: »

My cat never closes the door after she opens it :mad:
She also gets herself stuck ontop of the curtain polls.
And if she wants food she'll meow at me til I get it, but she'll attempt to kill me a few times on the way over.

Wait what??? How the hell does that happen? :pac:

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