Piddling on the Seat (and around it)

CongressTart · 05-09-2011 09:27PM #1

Just wondering what you think of lads who can't get it into the bowl. Does anyone else think it is because their John Thomas's are too small to control. Or is it that they are too big? Or just completely alcohol related?
I used the jacks after a lad at a party on Saturday. There was piddle everywhere it was like he was after chasing a fly around the seat. Put me right off him it did.

Sky King · 05-09-2011 09:28PM

It mightn't have been him OP.

Sometimes you need a quick spurt at the start to calibrate your aim, then the rest goes in the bowl, except for a few dribbles at the end if you;re not standing directly over.

Alcohol intake and it not being your jacks affects this calibration shot.

CongressTart · 05-09-2011 09:31PM

Hmmm. Well maybe there was a hovering female in before him. Perhaps she was responsible for the mess but I don't think so.

My name is URL · 05-09-2011 09:32PM

John Thomas, Lary Langer, Tony Tiddler

Never heard of any of them

Sky King · 05-09-2011 09:33PM

My point is that if it was at a party then there was probably guys pissing all over the place in there all night, and it was a cumulative effect.

not yet · 05-09-2011 09:42PM

Prefer to piss in a class and pour it down the jacks......no mistakes.

CongressTart · 05-09-2011 09:43PM

My name is URL wrote: »

John Thomas, Lary Langer, Tony Tiddler

Never heard of any of them

They are your friend

Sky King wrote: »

My point is that if it was at a party then there was probably guys pissing all over the place in there all night, and it was a cumulative effect.

Not necessarily as there were girls there too and they most likely wiped the seat to sit down. (or hovered)
But this piss looked very fresh now. Probably didn't even wash his hands the dirty fecker.

Overheal · 05-09-2011 09:43PM

Dry tip...

Sky King · 05-09-2011 09:44PM

So the jacks was... blasted with piss, is that what you're saying?

FatherLen · 05-09-2011 09:47PM

are you 5 years old?

CongressTart · 05-09-2011 09:47PM

Yes, you could say that. And what better place to blast with piss than the jacks.

The bowl, I suppose.

CongressTart · 05-09-2011 09:48PM

FatherLen wrote: »

are you 5 years old?

Would that make me attractive to you?

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 09:49PM

someones overtired

FlutterinBantam · 05-09-2011 09:49PM

Hang your bulb over the rim of the sink,problem solved.

Few quick sideways bangs off the taps shakes her clear... simples.

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 09:50PM

CongressTart wrote: »

Just wondering what you think of lads who can't get it into the bowl. Does anyone else think it is because their John Thomas's are too small to control. Or is it that they are too big? Or just completely alcohol related?
I used the jacks after a lad at a party on Saturday. There was piddle everywhere it was like he was after chasing a fly around the seat. Put me right off him it did.

sounds like he dodged a bullet with that one

FatherLen · 05-09-2011 09:51PM

CongressTart wrote: »

Would that make me attractive to you?

wut?

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/8/89/Pl-pedo-bear.png

Ghandee · 05-09-2011 09:52PM

maybe it was hank.

Skip to about 3.40 mins into the clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pElJ3yWUVMY

AG2R · 05-09-2011 09:54PM

Just wipe the ****ing toilet,yeah its not your piss but nothing a bit of soap and water wont fix, jesus the world has gone mad.

Pace2008 · 05-09-2011 10:04PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Hang your bulb over the rim of the sink,problem solved.

Few quick sideways bangs off the taps shakes her clear... simples.

This is the way forward, and numerous polls on Boards have attested to this.

jaffacakesyum · 05-09-2011 10:23PM

This is something I never get about men! Surely it's not THAT hard to aim? I suppose, "no penis, no comment"

But still, come on like??

Taco Corp · 05-09-2011 10:27PM

CongressTart wrote: »

Just wondering what you think of lads who can't get it into the bowl. Does anyone else think it is because their John Thomas's are too small to control. Or is it that they are too big? Or just completely alcohol related?
I used the jacks after a lad at a party on Saturday. There was piddle everywhere it was like he was after chasing a fly around the seat. Put me right off him it did.

The question is, did you clean it up or leave it for the next person to think that you pissed all over the seat?

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 10:28PM

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

This is something I never get about men! Surely it's not THAT hard to aim? I suppose, "no penis, no comment" But still, come on like??

I bet you havent even tried to hold one and aim it have you

tsk typical back seat piddler

W.Shakes-Beer · 05-09-2011 10:41PM

A mate of mine has this thing that when he goes to a large social event he feels its his duty to deliberately piss everywhere bar the jax.

Kinda nasty.

FlutterinBantam · 06-09-2011 06:38AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

A mate of mine has this thing that when he goes to a large social event he feels its his duty to deliberately piss everywhere bar the jax.

Kinda nasty.

Tell us more, like where does he whizz?

In the pockets of coats in a wardrobe kind of stuff or on random fixed appliances like computer keyboards an' stuff?

Mate of mine 'captured ' a firm log, encased her in jax paper and popped her into the pocket of a fur coat in the cloakroom .:eek:

I'm sure there was consternation.

petes · 06-09-2011 08:30AM

CongressTart wrote: »

But this piss looked very fresh now.

I'm trying to write a question to this but all I can come up with is

Fulton Crown · 06-09-2011 08:36AM

Interesting !

Seems this practice is more widespread (pardon the pun) than realised.

A quirky mate of mine specialises in what he calls "stealth bombs".

That is surrepticiously soaking piss into any available fabric covered furniture ....an then covering it with cushions etc.

Awards himself "points" for each successful "emission" with ironing boards for some reason being a specially favoured target.

Don't know why he does it.....durty cnunt ......

WinstonOno · 06-09-2011 09:33AM

maybe he was cleaning the seat for you, who said chivalry is dead

stovelid · 06-09-2011 09:37AM

It's f+cking vile. Some men in work (supposedly educated professionals) even do it.

Just wipe the seat down if you are incapable of aiming a piss properly.

Even my kid can do it.

KTRIC · 06-09-2011 09:48AM

I know a certain female not far off 30 years old that still can't manage to pee in the bowl without making a mess. :eek:

stovelid · 06-09-2011 10:18AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

A mate of mine has this thing that when he goes to a large social event he feels its his duty to deliberately piss everywhere bar the jax.

Kinda nasty.

Kinda retarded, more like.

kfallon · 06-09-2011 10:20AM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Tell us more, like where does he whizz?

In the pockets of coats in a wardrobe kind of stuff or on random fixed appliances like computer keyboards an' stuff?

Mate of mine 'captured ' a firm log, encased her in jax paper and popped her into the pocket of a fur coat in the cloakroom .:eek:

I'm sure there was consternation.

Sounds like there was anything but if he got a log out that easy :pac:

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