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Woman uses dressing room as toilet

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  • #62
    Meesared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭Meesared


    Had a traveller woman piss herself on a seat, then casually walk out of the shop as if nothing happened


  • #63
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Have a look here
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055527204
    Happens A LOT more often than you'd think. Apparently.


  • #64
    F.U.B.A.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭F.U.B.A.R


    Rothmans wrote: »
    I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
    while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm

    If that doesnt make you celibate then god help you :pac:


  • #65
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    Remember in work one time, a poor old guy got caught short and destroyed the place-went around trying to clean it but was just making it worse...never felt sorrier for somebody in my life :(

    Happened once to a girl in school too...she wasnt well obviously, but all over the place. Fair play to her coming back-I woulda emigrated!!

    Never seen someone do it on purpose tho-thats a whole different kettle of poop!


  • #66
    hbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭hbert


    its happened in the shop i work in 3 times in the last two years. One of those times someone actually brought in a bag of sh1te to dump in different spots around the place. It happened very early in the morning when there wasnt much staff on. The cameras showed a normal looking woman walking around doing it. If she wasnt happy with a product or service related to the shop she could have just complained like normal people...


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  • #67
    revell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    I shouldn't be in this post. ew.....


  • #68
    Sheeps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    A traveller pissed on the door of my shop last night and then came in to try and buy cigarettes.


  • #69
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Sheeps wrote: »
    A traveller pissed on the door of my shop last night and then came in to try and buy cigarettes.

    Did he pay using travellers cheques?


  • #70
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Worked in a hotel a few years ago. A family checked out, they seemed normal, two kids and the parents. They left the room like the dirty protests. Sh!t was all over the walls, the ceiling, the bed and even a load smeared over the tv.

    Since it wasn't my job to clean it, it was extremely funny.


  • #71
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    I have another Dunnes horror story, a security guy told me a patron bought a pregnancy test, went in, did her thing....and threw the test on the floor!!!

    Suffice to say to other girls working in the store were none too pleased.


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  • #72
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    c_man wrote: »
    Worked in a hotel a few years ago. A family checked out, they seemed normal, two kids and the parents. They left the room like the dirty protests. Sh!t was all over the walls, the ceiling, the bed and even a load smeared over the tv.

    Since it wasn't my job to clean it, it was extremely funny.

    What the fcuk...:eek::eek:


  • #73
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Sheeps wrote: »
    A traveller pissed on the door of my shop last night and then came in to try and buy cigarettes.

    That's taking the piss.


  • #74
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,684 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Toots* wrote: »
    Years ago I worked in a Woodies store, and as you go in the front door there are customer toilets, one male, one female and a disabled. I was working on customer services on the day in question, which is just beyond the toilets inside the front door. I'd noticed a kinda funky smell wafting around, but whenever I mentioned it to any of my colleagues they all said they couldn't smell anything.

    Anyway it got to around lunchtime, and one of the managers was sitting at customer service with me and spilled a can of coke on the floor, so he ran to the male customer toilets to get tissue and came out nearly puking. It turns out that someone had had their own little 'dirty protest' in the toilet and had literally smeared sh*te all over the walls, toilet, sink, floor, you name it. The whole place was brown.

    We were there thinking it must have been some junkie or someone off their head, so we went through the cameras to see who was in it last, and it was a very well dressed middle aged guy who came in, spent about 20 mins in the jax, went around the shops and bought a few bits and then left!! Nobody else had been in there all day! We ended up getting the Gardai, and they got his BMW reg from the CCTV. We also had to hire in special cleaners to clean the bathroom because it was totally beyond the job description of the regular cleaners, and also because of the health risks when dealing with poo, the management weren't prepared to ask any of the staff to clean it or clean it themselves.

    Has to be Tallaght was this Tallaght ?


  • #75
    daca88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭daca88


    Had many similar situations in work:
    A woman came in with her child, she had a potty with her, i took no notice and went about my business and next thing there was an awful smell of ****e around the place and there was the child taking a dump in the middle of the shop and th mother acting as if it was normal, they were not scumbags, travellers or foreign or anything....just normal:confused:

    Another time some young fella used the fitting rooms and decided it would be fun to just take a piss in one, he must have been saving that all day because the whole floor was flooded with piss.

    My last one : An indian family came into the shop, about 7 of them, kids running around the place screaming and going insane and i hear a girl of about 6 or 7 saying to the father she needs the toilet, he then tells her to just go on the floor which she does and they carry on as normal.

    What a lovely society we live in


  • #76
    dandelionmind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 ✭dandelionmind


    A friend of mine works in a large retail store in Jervis and there's been more than one incident of people leaving 'presents' in the changing rooms, including used tampons.

    What the hell is wrong with these people?!


  • #77
    MiseryCat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭MiseryCat


    This Woman needs to strap a Pampers Nappy to her ass ,Sick Crapping in the womens changing room Dunnes stores, Maybe she ate something spicy yuck!!!!!


  • #78
    Salty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    Rick Deckard wrote: »
    In organon, swords they had a "phantom crapper". Went on for ages, then all of a sudden just stopped..

    There was a "phantom shitter" in my year who used to leave presents in the 6th year toilets...disgusting like...why wouldn't you flush after yourself!?

    There was a worse one left in the 4th year bathrooms though...their building is used for supervised study, and one of my friends went to the bathroom at the break during it, and found one left on the floor beside the toilet...she was nearly sick!


  • #79
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    Like many people who worked with the general public, me and my fellow workmates in a bar I used to work in had nicknames for a lot of the customers. The most infamous of these being the Poo Lady.

    She wasn't even a customer though. As regular as clockwork, she'd be in at six o'clock every Friday as the bus was stopping for the driver's fag break outside the door and would fill the toilet with everything she had eaten in the last week, never flush and leave brown streaky marks all over the seat. We really should have banned her but she was kinda scary so we had to put up with it. :(

    There was also this filthy old guy who used to leave ****ty brown stains on the bar stools - they were more like sharts than anything else. Thank god he'd only come in very rarely.


  • #80
    F.U.B.A.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭F.U.B.A.R


    number10a wrote: »
    There was also this filthy old guy who used to leave ****ty brown stains on the bar stools - they were more like sharts than anything else. Thank god he'd only come in very rarely.

    Maybe he rotated bars :D


  • #81
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dungs Stores.


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  • #82
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Worked in penneys before, someone once shat in an ugg boot, it wasnt found for like a week the place stunk, scumbags


  • #83
    F.U.B.A.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,638 ✭✭✭F.U.B.A.R


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    Worked in penneys before, someone once shat in an ugg boot, it wasnt found for like a week the place stunk, scumbags

    Feckin hate Ugg Boots I approve of this instance of indecent defecation :D


  • #84
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Theres a famous town drunk in Carrigaline who has often been spotted by people with his pants down, He even describes himself as an animal, A local pulled down his pants another time and his legs were all brown ! Interesting enough when the ESB were at his family home years ago they had to avoid the "Brown Trout" on the sofa.


  • #85
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    charlemont wrote: »
    Theres a famous town drunk in Carrigaline who has often been spotted by people with his pants down, He even describes himself as an animal, A local pulled down his pants another time and his legs were all brown ! Interesting enough when the ESB were at his family home years ago they had to avoid the "Brown Trout" on the sofa.

    Why?! Why would someone pull down nasty mans pants?!


  • #86
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phill106 wrote: »
    Why?! Why would someone pull down nasty mans pants?!

    To cause a bit of a stink.


  • #87
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Yup. Worked in River Island for a few years and it happened many times.


  • #88
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    I know a cab driver who brought a young "lady" home to, shall we say a less than affluent part of town. She sat right behind him in the back of the car. Total journey time 10 minutes.

    As he was nearing her house he sensed a sickly sweet smell. He only copped what it was when he saw yer wan beating it to her front door with a large wet mark on her posterior.

    Car was valeted and he swears he never got the smell out of it.


  • #89
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    listermint wrote: »
    Has to be Tallaght was this Tallaght ?

    No, it was Sandyford Industrial Estate :(

    Actually we had a good few poop incidents in there, none as horrific as that one, but near the end of my time there, some genius in head office decided that we'd start stocking toilets and sinks, so down the back there was a load of them on the ground ready to be bought. I'm sure you can guess what happened next.

    I'm on customer services and this guy comes up looking like he just wants to die, and tells us that his 3 year old son who is being toilet trained has just made use of one of our toilets. Said 3 year old was standing beside him looking delighted with himself ;) The guy was very apologetic and fair play to him he got some tissue and went down and cleaned it and everything. That wasn't the only time that happened, and I always noticed that it was always the dads that came up to apologise and ask for a bag or something to clean it up, I'd say 99% of the times we were cleaning the shop at night and found a mystery turd in the display toilets, the kid was with their mum or some other woman who'd hastily drag them out of the shop and say nothing to anyone.


  • #90
    yoyo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,017 ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Toots* wrote: »

    I'm on customer services and this guy comes up looking like he just wants to die, and tells us that his 3 year old son who is being toilet trained has just made use of one of our toilets. Said 3 year old was standing beside him looking delighted with himself ;) The guy was very apologetic and fair play to him he got some tissue and went down and cleaned it and everything. That wasn't the only time that happened, and I always noticed that it was always the dads that came up to apologise and ask for a bag or something to clean it up, I'd say 99% of the times we were cleaning the shop at night and found a mystery turd in the display toilets, the kid was with their mum or some other woman who'd hastily drag them out of the shop and say nothing to anyone.

    Its shocking this is a common thing, was in homebase a while ago shopping and noticed that they have bolted a plastic cover over each toilet bowl, I didn't think people would be that stupid, I'm sure its not only kids that do it either judging from this thread lol

    Nick

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  • #91
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    yoyo wrote: »
    Its shocking this is a common thing, was in homebase a while ago shopping and noticed that they have bolted a plastic cover over each toilet bowl, I didn't think people would be that stupid, I'm sure its not only kids that do it either judging from this thread lol

    Nick

    Maybe too many people felt at home there :)

    Homebase - make a house a home


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