Woman uses dressing room as toilet

charlemont

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.


Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

orourkeda

dirty bitch

WindSock

Well, fair swap as I sometimes get changed in the toilet.

Icyseanfitz

ah now thats just wrong

kjl

"to make matters worse"

like the cleaner would just love to clean that.

Donal Og O Baelach

charlemont wrote: »

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.


Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

N0 WAY!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I know many girls who worked in clothes shops and a few of them have had such stories. And all of them have had to dispose of sanitary items.
I wont even get started on what the beuticians have seen...

Some people were just dragged up

senorcoconut

No, but i once saw a 10 year old fall face first in dog s h i t e.

What a laugh!

MOSSAD

Poor bitch!

WindSock

Well in fairness, if you have a bad dose of the ****s come on suddenly, whatcha gonna do, let it trickle down your legs as you're out?
She could have offered to clean it though.

charlemont

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

N0 WAY!!

Afraid so, Man, I was in stitches when I heard about it. She wasn't a wino or anything either.

Rothmans

I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm


This is a reference to the inbetweeners if anyone doesnt get it

PomBear

Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

Lanaier

If you have a "bowel problem" you should be prepared for an incident like that.

Bipolar Joe

Rothmans wrote: »

I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm

Jesus Christ................

plein de force

that's fcuking rank! the dirty cow
i wonder how she'd like it if someone came into her place of work and took a shít for her to clean up

Rothmans

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Jesus Christ................

Tilt your screen back

Bipolar Joe

Rothmans wrote: »

Tilt your screen back

Ah, now, that wasn't there before!

Rothmans

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Ah, now, that wasn't there before!

Ah, observant one you are :P

Rick Deckard

In organon, swords they had a "phantom crapper". Went on for ages, then all of a sudden just stopped..

Jess16

charlemont wrote: »

Afraid so, Man, I was in stitches when I heard about it. She wasn't a wino or anything either

No, maybe she was just an unfortunate woman dealing with the humiliating effects of Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis or bowel cancer.

I know a guy who's had to suffer the embarrassment of these illnesses on a soccer pitch in front of his friends and I'm always grateful for him that not one of them found it funny or made things harder for him than it already was

charlemont

PomBear wrote: »

Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

She tried but grocery were having none of it, Yes I'm surprised at that myself You would think she would have got someone else from drapery to do it.

Merch

charlemont wrote: »

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.


Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

I hope it wasn't on carpet ? :eek:

Why wouldn't she be told (asked) to clean it up herself or asked would she expect anyone else to clean it up, surely if this is true no person would do that and expect someone else to clean that up.

Nothing on google except this?

Id rather shoite in my pants and go home

plein de force

charlemont wrote: »

She tried but grocery were having none of it, Yes I'm surprised at that myself You would think she would have got someone else from drapery to do it.

*bing bong*
could we please have a member of the drapery department to the ladies dressing rooms please as a woman has just took a dump in one of the fitting rooms

Bipolar Joe

Did she at least buy new knickers and trousers at Dunnes?

bohochic

its a bit of a tricky situation. i dont think the women would have normally did it she just panicked. ofcourse its not pleasant for the management to have to clean it up either though.

Richard Hillman

A woman went for a wizz at the checkouts in Dunnes Cornelscourt a few weeks ago. It must be some sort of craze or cult.

Cupcake_Crisis

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Merch

Maybe its some sort of durty protest against dunnes?

Icyseanfitz

this thread makes me go eughhh

PseudoFamous

Stay classy, After Hours.

Merch

Hmm I dont know, maybe this isnt being looked at in the right light

what did she look like? squatting down there, the durty hoor

J. Marston

charlemont wrote: »

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.


Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

Oh, that's nasty.

Merch

So it was a s hit and run then

hondasam

Would it be more acceptable if it were a man? we know how AH loves the ****e threads.

Merch

If it was a dude there would be outrage, the sicko should be locked up and have his arse cut off

charlemont

hondasam wrote: »

Would it be more acceptable if it were a man? we know how AH loves the ****e threads.

I reckon if it was a man who done the dirty deed the security would have been called.

Merch

especially if he did it in the ladies changing room

hondasam

charlemont wrote: »

I reckon if it was a man who done the dirty deed the security would have been called.

ya you are probably right.

thisiswar

PomBear wrote: »

Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

Ill second that, most of the ones I worked under were useless lazy p*icks

watna

I work in a five storey building. Last week we all got an email telling us not to use the south stairwell as it was being cleaned. It turned out someone, who was obviously not very well shat themselves all the way from level 5 to level 1 down the stairwell. Apparently there was a pool at the top, a trail of poo and then a pool at the bottom. Obviously, poo is hilarious so we all got a good laugh out of it, although we don't know who it is (but we have wildly speculated)

However, it could happen to anyone of us at any time, so hilarious as it is do discuss, you really can't judge. It could be you, easily. All it takes is for you to eat one piece of dodgy chicken and you'll know what it's like!

Merch

so very true, anyway its after 3
Gotta go
or
this thread isnt going where i thought it would

charlemont

watna wrote: »

I work in a five storey building. Last week we all got an email telling us not to use the south stairwell as it was being cleaned. It turned out someone, who was obviously not very well shat themselves all the way from level 5 to level 1 down the stairwell. Apparently there was a pool at the top, a trail of poo and then a pool at the bottom. Obviously, poo is hilarious so we all got a good laugh out of it, although we don't know who it is (but we have wildly speculated)

However, it could happen to anyone of us at any time, so hilarious as it is do discuss, you really can't judge. It could be you, easily. All it takes is for you to eat one piece of dodgy chicken and you'll know what it's like!

Thats nasty. Whoever done it must have had a tonne of sh*t inside them,
Well I'm off to bed so lets hope none of us have any nasty dreams involving poop, Good Night Sleep tight and don't let the diarrhoea bit !!

LighterGuy

That is fu*king sick!
And she said she had a bowel problem? ... lies. Just probably a dirty bitch.

Killer Pigeon

Rothmans wrote: »

I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm


This is a reference to the inbetweeners if anyone doesnt get it

James Joyce would've loved her!

baaaa

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

James Joyce would've loved her!

:eek:

shannon_tek

Why does this thread totally sound like Bridesmaids the scene where they are all sick and just go anywhere. :eek:

Spread

In store HR announcement. The management of Dunnes Ireland wish to appoint a Resident Coprohagist in their Cork outlets. Duties include digesting unsavoury matters in changing rooms. Pay commensurate with constitution. Sense of humour imperative.

Free oral hygene products when on duty.

Please enclose CV with video of front teeth in action.

Toots

Years ago I worked in a Woodies store, and as you go in the front door there are customer toilets, one male, one female and a disabled. I was working on customer services on the day in question, which is just beyond the toilets inside the front door. I'd noticed a kinda funky smell wafting around, but whenever I mentioned it to any of my colleagues they all said they couldn't smell anything.

Anyway it got to around lunchtime, and one of the managers was sitting at customer service with me and spilled a can of coke on the floor, so he ran to the male customer toilets to get tissue and came out nearly puking. It turns out that someone had had their own little 'dirty protest' in the toilet and had literally smeared sh*te all over the walls, toilet, sink, floor, you name it. The whole place was brown.

We were there thinking it must have been some junkie or someone off their head, so we went through the cameras to see who was in it last, and it was a very well dressed middle aged guy who came in, spent about 20 mins in the jax, went around the shops and bought a few bits and then left!! Nobody else had been in there all day! We ended up getting the Gardai, and they got his BMW reg from the CCTV. We also had to hire in special cleaners to clean the bathroom because it was totally beyond the job description of the regular cleaners, and also because of the health risks when dealing with poo, the management weren't prepared to ask any of the staff to clean it or clean it themselves.

Gyalist

I wrote this in the the Changing Rooms Rant thread a while back:

I do have more than a few regular transvestite customers but there was one who I had to bar from the shop because he called one of the assistants over to the changing rooms to lace up a corset that he was trying on and when she went over he was standing in the changing room, naked except for the corset, masturbating!!

up for anything

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

James Joyce would've loved her!

Did he really write those letters!!! :eek: Just think what a sexter he'd have made.