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Woman uses dressing room as toilet

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  • #32
    Merch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    Hmm I dont know, maybe this isnt being looked at in the right light

    what did she look like? squatting down there, the durty hoor


  • #33
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    charlemont wrote: »
    Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.


    Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

    Oh, that's nasty.


  • #34
    Merch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    So it was a s hit and run then


  • #35
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Would it be more acceptable if it were a man? we know how AH loves the ****e threads.


  • #36
    Merch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    If it was a dude there would be outrage, the sicko should be locked up and have his arse cut off


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  • #37
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    hondasam wrote: »
    Would it be more acceptable if it were a man? we know how AH loves the ****e threads.

    I reckon if it was a man who done the dirty deed the security would have been called.


  • #38
    Merch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    especially if he did it in the ladies changing room :D


  • #39
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    charlemont wrote: »
    I reckon if it was a man who done the dirty deed the security would have been called.

    ya you are probably right.


  • #40
    thisiswar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭thisiswar


    PomBear wrote: »
    Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

    Ill second that, most of the ones I worked under were useless lazy p*icks


  • #41
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I work in a five storey building. Last week we all got an email telling us not to use the south stairwell as it was being cleaned. It turned out someone, who was obviously not very well shat themselves all the way from level 5 to level 1 down the stairwell. Apparently there was a pool at the top, a trail of poo and then a pool at the bottom. Obviously, poo is hilarious so we all got a good laugh out of it, although we don't know who it is (but we have wildly speculated) :)

    However, it could happen to anyone of us at any time, so hilarious as it is do discuss, you really can't judge. It could be you, easily. All it takes is for you to eat one piece of dodgy chicken and you'll know what it's like!


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  • #42
    Merch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    so very true, anyway its after 3
    Gotta go
    or
    this thread isnt going where i thought it would


  • #43
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    watna wrote: »
    I work in a five storey building. Last week we all got an email telling us not to use the south stairwell as it was being cleaned. It turned out someone, who was obviously not very well shat themselves all the way from level 5 to level 1 down the stairwell. Apparently there was a pool at the top, a trail of poo and then a pool at the bottom. Obviously, poo is hilarious so we all got a good laugh out of it, although we don't know who it is (but we have wildly speculated) :)

    However, it could happen to anyone of us at any time, so hilarious as it is do discuss, you really can't judge. It could be you, easily. All it takes is for you to eat one piece of dodgy chicken and you'll know what it's like!

    Thats nasty. Whoever done it must have had a tonne of sh*t inside them,
    Well I'm off to bed so lets hope none of us have any nasty dreams involving poop, Good Night Sleep tight and don't let the diarrhoea bit !! ;)


  • #44
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    That is fu*king sick!
    And she said she had a bowel problem? ... lies. Just probably a dirty bitch.


  • #45
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Rothmans wrote: »
    I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
    while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm


    This is a reference to the inbetweeners if anyone doesnt get it

    James Joyce would've loved her!


  • #46
    baaaa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭baaaa


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    James Joyce would've loved her!
    :eek:


  • #47
    shannon_tek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Why does this thread totally sound like Bridesmaids the scene where they are all sick and just go anywhere. :eek:


  • #48
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    In store HR announcement. The management of Dunnes Ireland wish to appoint a Resident Coprohagist in their Cork outlets. Duties include digesting unsavoury matters in changing rooms. Pay commensurate with constitution. Sense of humour imperative.

    Free oral hygene products when on duty.

    Please enclose CV with video of front teeth in action.


  • #49
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    Years ago I worked in a Woodies store, and as you go in the front door there are customer toilets, one male, one female and a disabled. I was working on customer services on the day in question, which is just beyond the toilets inside the front door. I'd noticed a kinda funky smell wafting around, but whenever I mentioned it to any of my colleagues they all said they couldn't smell anything.

    Anyway it got to around lunchtime, and one of the managers was sitting at customer service with me and spilled a can of coke on the floor, so he ran to the male customer toilets to get tissue and came out nearly puking. It turns out that someone had had their own little 'dirty protest' in the toilet and had literally smeared sh*te all over the walls, toilet, sink, floor, you name it. The whole place was brown.

    We were there thinking it must have been some junkie or someone off their head, so we went through the cameras to see who was in it last, and it was a very well dressed middle aged guy who came in, spent about 20 mins in the jax, went around the shops and bought a few bits and then left!! Nobody else had been in there all day! We ended up getting the Gardai, and they got his BMW reg from the CCTV. We also had to hire in special cleaners to clean the bathroom because it was totally beyond the job description of the regular cleaners, and also because of the health risks when dealing with poo, the management weren't prepared to ask any of the staff to clean it or clean it themselves.


  • #50
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    I wrote this in the the Changing Rooms Rant thread a while back:
    I do have more than a few regular transvestite customers but there was one who I had to bar from the shop because he called one of the assistants over to the changing rooms to lace up a corset that he was trying on and when she went over he was standing in the changing room, naked except for the corset, masturbating!!


  • #51
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    James Joyce would've loved her!

    Did he really write those letters!!! :eek: Just think what a sexter he'd have made. :D


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  • #52
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Rothmans wrote: »
    I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
    while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm

    oooooooh fwend!


  • #53
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    pow wow wrote: »
    oooooooh fwend!

    You must have been fingering her from the back, in that case it was good enough for you.


  • #54
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    James Joyce would've loved her!

    Oooooo James! ;)


  • #55
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    Lucky day for the cleaner she knows when to pick her off days . If those letters from Joyce are real he was not shy was he


  • #56
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    tfitzgerald wrote: »
    Lucky day for the cleaner she knows when to pick her off days

    Now that you mention it, maybe the cleaner was in shopping and trying on clothes on her day off. Sweet sweet (and yet oh so stinky) revenge for the dirty canteen perhaps :pac:


  • #57
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    This happens a lot, my Mam is a cleaner one of the shops in Liffey Valley and it's happened twice in her shop alone in the past couple of years. WTF is wrong with people?


  • #58
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    If you have to go, you have to go. Obviously you aren't going to sh*t in your trousers.

    Leaving it all there for someones else to clean is really, really bad.

    I can't even stand going in dirty public toilets so this sort of thing would scar me for life.


  • #59
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭kingtut


    charlemont wrote: »
    there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it,

    Nice to see a manager doing a bit of actual work for a change! :rolleyes:


  • #60
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Toots* wrote: »
    Years ago I worked in a Woodies store, and as you go in the front door there are customer toilets, one male, one female and a disabled. I was working on customer services on the day in question, which is just beyond the toilets inside the front door. I'd noticed a kinda funky smell wafting around, but whenever I mentioned it to any of my colleagues they all said they couldn't smell anything.

    Anyway it got to around lunchtime, and one of the managers was sitting at customer service with me and spilled a can of coke on the floor, so he ran to the male customer toilets to get tissue and came out nearly puking. It turns out that someone had had their own little 'dirty protest' in the toilet and had literally smeared sh*te all over the walls, toilet, sink, floor, you name it. The whole place was brown.

    We were there thinking it must have been some junkie or someone off their head, so we went through the cameras to see who was in it last, and it was a very well dressed middle aged guy who came in, spent about 20 mins in the jax, went around the shops and bought a few bits and then left!! Nobody else had been in there all day! We ended up getting the Gardai, and they got his BMW reg from the CCTV. We also had to hire in special cleaners to clean the bathroom because it was totally beyond the job description of the regular cleaners, and also because of the health risks when dealing with poo, the management weren't prepared to ask any of the staff to clean it or clean it themselves.
    But...but...but...
    the little sheet of paper in the toilet says that is has been cleaned every 15 minutes by members of staff!


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  • #61
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    They should have left it there,

    A stool in a changing room is a usefull thing. :p


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