Woman uses dressing room as toilet

charlemont · 05-09-2011 02:03AM #1

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.

Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

orourkeda · 05-09-2011 02:05AM

dirty bitch

WindSock · 05-09-2011 02:09AM

Well, fair swap as I sometimes get changed in the toilet.

Icyseanfitz · 05-09-2011 02:09AM

ah now thats just wrong

kjl · 05-09-2011 02:09AM

"to make matters worse"

like the cleaner would just love to clean that.

Donal Og O Baelach · 05-09-2011 02:11AM

charlemont wrote: »

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.

Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

N0 WAY!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 05-09-2011 02:11AM

I know many girls who worked in clothes shops and a few of them have had such stories. And all of them have had to dispose of sanitary items.
I wont even get started on what the beuticians have seen...

Some people were just dragged up

senorcoconut · 05-09-2011 02:11AM

No, but i once saw a 10 year old fall face first in dog s h i t e.

What a laugh!

MOSSAD · 05-09-2011 02:12AM

Poor bitch!

WindSock · 05-09-2011 02:13AM

Well in fairness, if you have a bad dose of the ****s come on suddenly, whatcha gonna do, let it trickle down your legs as you're out?
She could have offered to clean it though.

charlemont · 05-09-2011 02:13AM

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

N0 WAY!!

Afraid so, Man, I was in stitches when I heard about it. She wasn't a wino or anything either.

Rothmans · 05-09-2011 02:14AM

I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm

This is a reference to the inbetweeners if anyone doesnt get it

PomBear · 05-09-2011 02:14AM

Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

Lanaier · 05-09-2011 02:15AM

If you have a "bowel problem" you should be prepared for an incident like that.

Bipolar Joe · 05-09-2011 02:16AM

Rothmans wrote: »

I was with this Dutch girl once, pure dirty she was,
while I was fingering her she shit all down my arm

Jesus Christ................

plein de force · 05-09-2011 02:16AM

that's fcuking rank! the dirty cow
i wonder how she'd like it if someone came into her place of work and took a shít for her to clean up

Rothmans · 05-09-2011 02:17AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Jesus Christ................

Tilt your screen back

Bipolar Joe · 05-09-2011 02:18AM

Rothmans wrote: »

Tilt your screen back

Ah, now, that wasn't there before!

Rothmans · 05-09-2011 02:19AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Ah, now, that wasn't there before!

Ah, observant one you are :P

Rick Deckard · 05-09-2011 02:20AM

In organon, swords they had a "phantom crapper". Went on for ages, then all of a sudden just stopped..

Jess16 · 05-09-2011 02:22AM

charlemont wrote: »

Afraid so, Man, I was in stitches when I heard about it. She wasn't a wino or anything either

No, maybe she was just an unfortunate woman dealing with the humiliating effects of Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis or bowel cancer.

I know a guy who's had to suffer the embarrassment of these illnesses on a soccer pitch in front of his friends and I'm always grateful for him that not one of them found it funny or made things harder for him than it already was

charlemont · 05-09-2011 02:23AM

PomBear wrote: »

Having worked for Dunnes before, the part I was most surprised by is that a manager cleaned it and didn't pawn it off on one of the employees.

She tried but grocery were having none of it, Yes I'm surprised at that myself You would think she would have got someone else from drapery to do it.

Merch · 05-09-2011 02:24AM

charlemont wrote: »

Yes, It happened during the week in Dunnes Stores in Douglas Court Cork, A woman who couldn't make it to the toilet on time ran in behind a curtain and let loose a violent one, Not a lump now but a scutter so the dressing room was splattered in poop and to make matters worse there was no cleaner on in that section at the time so a manageress had to clean it, The woman claimed to have a bowel problem, So if your reading this I advise you to wear a f*cking nappy in future.

Has anyone any experience of this sort of thing happening in their workplace ?

I hope it wasn't on carpet ? :eek:

Why wouldn't she be told (asked) to clean it up herself or asked would she expect anyone else to clean it up, surely if this is true no person would do that and expect someone else to clean that up.

Nothing on google except this?

Id rather shoite in my pants and go home

plein de force · 05-09-2011 02:25AM

charlemont wrote: »

She tried but grocery were having none of it, Yes I'm surprised at that myself You would think she would have got someone else from drapery to do it.

*bing bong*
could we please have a member of the drapery department to the ladies dressing rooms please as a woman has just took a dump in one of the fitting rooms

Bipolar Joe · 05-09-2011 02:28AM

Did she at least buy new knickers and trousers at Dunnes?

bohochic · 05-09-2011 02:34AM

its a bit of a tricky situation. i dont think the women would have normally did it she just panicked. ofcourse its not pleasant for the management to have to clean it up either though.