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The Demise of the Empire

  • 02-09-2011 11:35PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭


    Been thinkin about this for a bit

    Once upon a time this little Island and the one Due East of us went out and decided to form themselves an Empire. they refered to themselves collectivley as
    Great Britain And Ireland

    So with the combined skills of these two Islands We managed to conquer and Subjugate 1/3 of the Planets Landmass and had total dominance of the Seas.

    Britain provided the Pomp and ceremony, the petty regulations and the general air of superiority, along with some Very clever industrial advancements it the field of Murderin uppity natives and stealin all their stufff

    Ireland provided the clerical expertise to actually maintain a global empire, along with the Technical knowhow to Build its infrastructure and keep the aforementioned Uppity Natives in check.

    Aside from a few minor mishaps like Losing Control of what would go on to be the USA (they kept Canada tho) and never Fully conquering Africa the whole thing ran Pretty Sweetly.

    So then Some lads here in Ireland got the notion that Oppressin Foreignists was a Bad thing and we should really give up on this empire lark and just mind our own business and leae the Murder Pillage and pompusness to the Brits by themselves

    So we Quit

    When Ireland Quit the Empire was still a massive concern, We didnt take any of it for ourselves, We gave them everything, Hell we even let them have a little bit of Ireland for old time sake, even tho we should have been entitled to a fair whack of it, Australia in Particular was one of Ireland better ventures also Northern India and large chunks of Africa were really ours from day one.

    300 odd years we were at it, Building the Greatest empire the world has ever seen.

    It Took em less than fifty Years to Piss it all away without us.

    So

    Should we start again, but this time leave the Brits at home???


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Thank God, thought you were on about the Holy Empire of Deanianity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭fiinch


    Brits out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Na, imperialism is a barbaric notion, assuming superiority based on arbitrary reasons, and usually involves lots of murder, as you mentioned yourself OP.

    So no, good riddance to the empire, I'm glad the sun finally set on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    you're saying that like we had a part to play in that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    Our sovereignty was once so important to us that we commiserated Germany on the death of hitler and refused to negotiate on the use of the treaty ports in WW2 in exchange for the six counties - just to make a point. Now we gave the IMF the right to dictate policy in order to bail out some of the most corrupt people in the country, or something. And we let the USA use us as a military base, and a stop-off for torture flights - or something - for a little bit of cash too. Anyhoo - I think we pissed away a lot on ourselves.

    Some facts:

    Britain was so concerned with occupying Ireland for so long primarily because Ireland was too dangerously positioned as a possible base to attack a country whose main military strength was its navy. They could not risk a hostile power coming at them from here.

    Our utility as a base to attack Britain, and to a lesser extent France, is the only reason we were able to stay sovereign. For the exact same reason they were so intent on keeping us occupied, they could never risk us being occupied by a hostile expansionist force. During World War 2 plans were drawn up for a counter invasion if Germany did decide to invade us - and they did consider it.

    The decline of the British Empire was due to a number of factors. The loss of Ireland from it would be pretty far down that list. They lost Ireland largely because their forces were mainly needed for involvement in World War 1. Their country suffered pretty badly from its involvement in World War 2. Also Churchill made a big deal of how Britain believed in every nation's right to self-determination in order to drum up support for the Allies in WW2, and reassure neutral countries that the Allies were the ones they ought to support. This was bo||ocks of course; he was a staunch imperialist and was probably pretty happy to have a war to prove himself with. But all the same if you keep saying that, a lot of your colonies are going to listen.
    Having a strong navy and difficult seas around your country wasn't quite such a military advantage either as technological advances came along. I think America's development into a superpower was helped a great deal by Europe blowing itself to bits for several years too.

    Irish soldiers weren't that highly rated by the British either. We weren't included in their list of martial races - foreign peoples considered to be the best soldiers. They mainly preferred various Asian tribes - especially the Gurkhas.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Ireland and Britain, best of pals, formed an empire and worked hard collectively to subjugate half the world. Then these old pals fell out, and the Irish left the British to it.............

    I must have been out sick the day that history lesson was given :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    OP, you're painting it as though Ireland decided to be apart of the British Empire. The Irish didn't decide anything. Instead, they were forced to work almost like slaves or be apart of the British Army's front line cannon fodder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    We should invade and pillage The Faroe Islands. Those heathen bastards.

    And Brian Kerr is the manager of their football team so that's handy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,873 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    OP, you're painting it as though Ireland decided to be apart of the British Empire.

    Screw that, he keeps saying "We". He's blaming you and me, Killer Pigeon. Can you believe that? Cheek of 'im!

    I WASN'T EVEN THERE THAT DAY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    Thank God, thought you were on about the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

    The DSRR defeated the HED looooonnnng ago.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭DjFlin


    "Ireland Quit" made me LOL.

    I can just picture us there with Britain. "Listen Brit, its not you, its me, really, I just cant do this anymore. I'm sorry"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Barrington wrote: »
    Screw that, he keeps saying "We". He's blaming you and me, Killer Pigeon. Can you believe that? Cheek of 'im!

    I WASN'T EVEN THERE THAT DAY!

    That's it exactly. Also, there's a good chance that many people who call themselves "Irish" nowadays mightn't even be related to the Irish who were first subjugated by the English/British. For example, my ancestors on my maternal side are Norman/Viking and my ancestors on my paternal side are English going back 400-500 years ago.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    OK Obviously when I say We, I mean the Irish that werent Bog ignorant Peasents.

    the Empire was sustained by Irish civil servants in many areas, notably India and Australia


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,646 ✭✭✭washman3


    Kadongy wrote: »
    Our sovereignty was once so important to us that we commiserated Germany on the death of hitler and refused to negotiate on the use of the treaty ports in WW2 in exchange for the six counties - just to make a point. Now we gave the IMF the right to dictate policy in order to bail out some of the most corrupt people in the country,


    Who was it that commiserated Germany on the death of Hitler.??
    De Valera by any chance? Well he was'nt speaking for the vast majority of the people of Ireland.
    Well i'm aware that Haughey and Reynolds were pals with Gaddafi and visited his "tent" for discussions on Irish beef deals.
    Remember Reynolds on the Late Late show praising him as a "strong" leader.
    And did'nt the catholic church here support Franco during the Spanish civil war?? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Once upon a time this little Island and the one Due East of us went out and decided ...
    Srsly, du-u-u-de, the people of this here little island never decided any such of a thing!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    washman3 wrote: »
    Who was it that commiserated Germany on the death of Hitler.??
    De Valera by any chance? Well he was'nt speaking for the vast majority of the people of Ireland.
    Well i'm aware that Haughey and Reynolds were pals with Gaddafi and visited his "tent" for discussions on Irish beef deals.
    Remember Reynolds on the Late Late show praising him as a "strong" leader.
    And did'nt the catholic church here support Franco during the Spanish civil war?? :confused:
    It was De Valera yeah



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I just don't know what to say. Might want to consult a history book or two OP.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Ah but the History books are all revisionist nonsense playing down our part so that the Brits can feel good about themselves and we can blame all our current woes on them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade



    300 odd years we were at it, Building the Greatest empire the world has ever seen.

    It Took em less than fifty Years to Piss it all away without us.

    So

    Should we start again, but this time leave the Brits at home???


    Sure.

    We'll call it "The Empire Strikes Back".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    washman3 wrote: »
    And did'nt the catholic church here support Franco during the Spanish civil war?? :confused:

    If there's one thing people should have learned by now? It's not to use the Catholic Church as any sort of moral compass.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    OP, you're painting it as though Ireland decided to be apart of the British Empire. The Irish didn't decide anything. Instead, they were forced to work almost like slaves or be apart of the British Army's front line cannon fodder.

    Plenty of young Irishmen signed up to the British Army for economic reasons, or y'know for a bit of crack. Lots of Irish did well out of the Empire as the OP says much of the bureaucratic apparatus of the Empire was run disproportionately by Irish personnel. The "Ireland as victim" lense of looking at the history of it all ignores the willing participation of many Irish people and institutions like the church in the imperial project.

    Those satiral anti-war songs from the 19th century like Arthur McBride, Johnny, I hardly Knew Ye etc. wouldn't have any potency but for the fact droves of Irishmen did take the Saxon shilling and go off gutting people in far flung parts of the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Who paid the price for the Empire?
    The Australians.
    The Canadians.
    The Indians.
    The NewZealanders.
    The Jamaicans.
    Many more and
    the Irish. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    I just don't know what to say. Might want to consult a history book or two OP.

    Wolfe Tone, you aren't reading this thread, it isn't real. It is all a dream, just ignore it. It'll disappear in the morning, like all those other bad dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Plenty of young Irishmen signed up to the British Army for economic reasons, or y'know for a bit of crack. Lots of Irish did well out of the Empire as the OP says much of the bureaucratic apparatus of the Empire was run disproportionately by Irish personnel. The "Ireland as victim" lense of looking at the history of it all ignores the willing participation of many Irish people and institutions like the church in the imperial project.

    Those satiral anti-war songs from the 19th century like Arthur McBride, Johnny, I hardly Knew Ye etc. wouldn't have any potency but for the fact droves of Irishmen did take the Saxon shilling and go off gutting people in far flung parts of the world.
    A few jobs does not excuse colonisation, massacres, penal laws, the near destruction of our culture, slavery, evictions, famines, widespread bigotry, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I know where not to come for study help when I take history next semester.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    oh you Irish and your ways in History. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah but the History books are all revisionist nonsense playing down our part so that the Brits can feel good about themselves and we can blame all our current woes on them
    Actually, the revisionist school of historians would have tended to be more kind to both the British government and the ascendancy in Ireland than their predecessors.

    There were plenty of Irish involved in later empire-building as both soldiers and administrators, no-one is denying that, but the idea that the Irish and the English sat down and had a pow-wow and decided to create an empire is pretty daft tbh ... pretty much a conspiracy theory, in fact, and not even a particularly credible one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Most of the British didnt Choose to form an empire either, they just woke up one mornin to find that the people in charge had just gone and made one, but they went along withl it for the Laugh, much like the Irish of the day.

    We just happened to be a lot Better at the whole empire building lark than them, but far more modest so we let them call it after themselves


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    Most of the British didnt Choose to form an empire either, they just woke up one mornin to find that the people in charge had just gone and made one, but they went along withl it for the Laugh, much like the Irish of the day.

    We just happened to be a lot Better at the whole empire building lark than them, but far more modest so we let them call it after themselves
    I think you might find that a lot of the British people had a stronger sense of patriotism in the British Empire than the citizens of their colony did.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    That's it exactly. Also, there's a good chance that many people who call themselves "Irish" nowadays mightn't even be related to the Irish who were first subjugated by the English/British. For example, my ancestors on my maternal side are Norman/Viking and my ancestors on my paternal side are English going back 400-500 years ago.
    the normans were vikings,they were a viking tribe[norsemen] who settled who were granted lands in france by charles 111, of france,


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